Sean Weetabix
@seanweetabix.bsky.social
All the worlds a play and the play is merely the thing
Ok, I get that these guys are queer coded and all but they get a great big YIKES from me on this one 😬👎 Do better guys
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ok, I get that these guys are queer coded and all but they get a great big YIKES from me on this one 😬👎 Do better guys
Absolutely brilliant and wonderful. Love Dianne Ladd. First became aware of her in Wild at Heart. And 😏 She has one of the best episodes of "Celebrity Ghost Stories" in existence (her experience even involves a certain Mr. Maury Povich!)
RIP
RIP
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Absolutely brilliant and wonderful. Love Dianne Ladd. First became aware of her in Wild at Heart. And 😏 She has one of the best episodes of "Celebrity Ghost Stories" in existence (her experience even involves a certain Mr. Maury Povich!)
RIP
RIP
If I didn't capture the look of the Cookie Crisp Crook, I at least matched his blood sugar levels last night
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If I didn't capture the look of the Cookie Crisp Crook, I at least matched his blood sugar levels last night
Orson Welles on K Pop Demon Hunters and the power of hindsight
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Orson Welles on K Pop Demon Hunters and the power of hindsight
My friend group. You mess with one of us? Prepare for the wrath of all
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My friend group. You mess with one of us? Prepare for the wrath of all
Kudos to the Fat Boys, or as I call them "The Lawful Boys" for going through the proper channels and producing a *licensed* Freddy Krueger Rap. I wish I could say the same for a certain "Ne'er-do-Will Smith" who did not do his due diligence 😤
September 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Kudos to the Fat Boys, or as I call them "The Lawful Boys" for going through the proper channels and producing a *licensed* Freddy Krueger Rap. I wish I could say the same for a certain "Ne'er-do-Will Smith" who did not do his due diligence 😤
If Amelia Earhart were alive today, she would give a milquetoast critique of Trump that would result in him demanding she be "shot down from the skies, like a dog"
September 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If Amelia Earhart were alive today, she would give a milquetoast critique of Trump that would result in him demanding she be "shot down from the skies, like a dog"
Despite communicating exclusively in Nadsat, Mr. "D" is actually one of the most engaged and dedicated teachers at the school
September 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Despite communicating exclusively in Nadsat, Mr. "D" is actually one of the most engaged and dedicated teachers at the school
"It was not immediately clear what statistics or laws he was referencing"
We can only assume he did his due diligence with meticulous legal research. The question is: why is he being so coy? 🤔 There must be a cogent rationale. I say let's give him the benefit of the doubt 🫡
We can only assume he did his due diligence with meticulous legal research. The question is: why is he being so coy? 🤔 There must be a cogent rationale. I say let's give him the benefit of the doubt 🫡
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"It was not immediately clear what statistics or laws he was referencing"
We can only assume he did his due diligence with meticulous legal research. The question is: why is he being so coy? 🤔 There must be a cogent rationale. I say let's give him the benefit of the doubt 🫡
We can only assume he did his due diligence with meticulous legal research. The question is: why is he being so coy? 🤔 There must be a cogent rationale. I say let's give him the benefit of the doubt 🫡
Wait a minute.... Son of a bitch was compromised all along!!! How did I not notice???
How am I supposed to hold these guys responsible for repeatedly setting my house and car on fire??!!
How am I supposed to hold these guys responsible for repeatedly setting my house and car on fire??!!
September 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Wait a minute.... Son of a bitch was compromised all along!!! How did I not notice???
How am I supposed to hold these guys responsible for repeatedly setting my house and car on fire??!!
How am I supposed to hold these guys responsible for repeatedly setting my house and car on fire??!!
Well, I hope you're happy. No more Blues Guy social media. Can't make it work if every single person cancels their account. Thanks a lot, guys 😒
September 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well, I hope you're happy. No more Blues Guy social media. Can't make it work if every single person cancels their account. Thanks a lot, guys 😒
I took the liberty of signing you all up for a Blues Guy account. This is a paid service, so please ensure you have at least 12 dollars in your account on the first of each month. Please don't cancel your service! I need this. I need a win!
September 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I took the liberty of signing you all up for a Blues Guy account. This is a paid service, so please ensure you have at least 12 dollars in your account on the first of each month. Please don't cancel your service! I need this. I need a win!
Alan Thicke stepped in to make sure he crossed the brink and into full blown homelessness
August 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Alan Thicke stepped in to make sure he crossed the brink and into full blown homelessness
A lot of Rocky Horror events coming up for the 50th anniversary. But I'm afraid this is all the energy I could bring to the party these days
August 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A lot of Rocky Horror events coming up for the 50th anniversary. But I'm afraid this is all the energy I could bring to the party these days
My daughter says she's doing a "spa day" for her doll. Looks to be of the medieval variety
August 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My daughter says she's doing a "spa day" for her doll. Looks to be of the medieval variety
When it comes to shampoo, I'll take the one that sounds like a fictional substance from a Vonnegut novel
July 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When it comes to shampoo, I'll take the one that sounds like a fictional substance from a Vonnegut novel
"Stop singing that song, Roberta. Or I'll pick your nose with my middle finger"
July 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Stop singing that song, Roberta. Or I'll pick your nose with my middle finger"
My daughter is writing a song
July 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My daughter is writing a song
The humiliation of getting caught is punishment enough. Do we really need to publish his picture and publicly shame him for an honest mistake?
June 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The humiliation of getting caught is punishment enough. Do we really need to publish his picture and publicly shame him for an honest mistake?
Just a smattering of reactions I've elicited from @raccoonbacon.bsky.social
June 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just a smattering of reactions I've elicited from @raccoonbacon.bsky.social