seanmcdhorror.bsky.social
@seanmcdhorror.bsky.social
Author of Not Another 80s Horror Novel and other books.
Sometimes the perfect writing comp just hits you out of nowhere.

….Anyway, my new book is “Hellraiser meets Hell’s Kitchen.”

#horrorsky #writersky #hellraiser
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The chairs I need to buy for work cost $40 more cuz of President Business’ tariffs.

Thanks, MAGA.
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Old boots! New boots! Pick up trucks!

Uh… Cold beer! Standing for flags! Kneeling for crosses!

….Sweet tea? Farms with no immigrant labor?

Am I doing this right? Can I have some money now?h

#countrymusic #countrysky
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“Perhaps a nice Sean McDonough novel would make this difficult experience a little more palatable, sir?”
#horrorsky #cuomo #nycmayor
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I mean. You can buy from Religious Sean if you want, but it’s not gonna be the same.

#horrorsky #horrorbooks
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I work full time in facility management. That’s what keeps food on the table.
We can fight this by not making our safety nets invisible.

Here's mine: it's impossible for me to afford to live on what this Press makes, even though it's my full time job.

My wife works full time and gets our healthcare.

My mother invested $20,000 over 3 years to get the Press off the ground.
Many full time creatives have “invisible safety nets” like bread-winning partners, trust funds, external support, etc. No shame on anyone, but it creates a false vision of success. The cost of going to cons alone on top of hoping to eat as a freelancer are untenable, IMO.
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
NFL on Fox really just stuck with the robots, eh?
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
True Blood walked so Euphoria can run and I’ll stand by that.
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reposted
Please share: Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t want you to know her opponent’s name. That’s how desperate she is to keep her seat.

I’m Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, and farmer. I’m running against her. Join me live now:
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Post a witch(‘s cats)
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My youngest asks, “ Is there free will here or whatever?”

…Reader, she meant, “Free WiFi.”
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The owner of this paper doesn’t make the president wear a rubber.
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
This is how MAGAs think vaccines get made
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Part of my pitch for an Entourage reboot- Johnny Drama spent the lastfew years starring in Right Wing
cinema. He didn’t care about the politics, it was just easy paychecks to star in a trilogy as Kirk Washington, a short order cook who starts a militia to save Christmas from the Woke World Order.
October 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Other vampires considered him the human equivalent of somebody who only ate ice cream after it had already melted.
His elbows on the table, head in his hands, he stared at the deep red liquid resting in the saucer. He was impatient & hungry. As a member of the undead, he needed nourishment but disliked warm flowing blood. He enjoyed it best when it was coagulated & cold. #horrorprompt #vss365
October 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I’m no high steppin’ mega seller like @drewmagary.bsky.social, but I feel similar pride at the fact that my parents no longer BUY my books.

Like, the first one, “Well, we gotta make sure the poor idiot has SOME sales.”
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My favorite part of the Monarch Godzilla show is the dude has two families and I spent the whole season assuming it was for secret, Godzilla related reasons.

And then, nah, turns out the dude just traveled for work a lot and liked two ladies.
Most baffling type of dude in history is the dude with a secret second family. Seems terminally exhausting.
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I was driving in Amish country this weekend and, let me tell you, you’re not prepared to see one of these things lumbering out of the darkness with half a dozen LEDs flashing on it.
Women don't like the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Why don’t more paywall websites offer an al a carte option?

Do I want to pay you a $5 a month subscription? No.

Does this one article seem interesting and I’d like to pay you a $1 to read it? Yes.

Newspapers offer subscriptions, but you can also just go to a newsstand and buy one on a whim.
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I just inadverdantly coined, “No masked men pulling kids off the streets, and no madmen telling us Tylenol causes autism.”

You know, in case anyone wants to take that and run with it.
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If Elon Musk had just kept his mouth shut and built EVs and Solar Panels, he could have had a small part in the new #jetsons movie as Spacely Sprocket and cemented his role as America’s favorite dork.

But Nooo, he just HAD to be a tyrannical asshole.
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Friday the 13th part 27: We sealed Jason in Concrete.

Friday the 13th Part 28: Horny Eddie’s got a jackhammer and he heard there was money at the center of this weird concrete block.
crystal lake sheriff: well, we encased jason voorhees in about 10 bags of Quickcrete. he's basically never going to hurt anyone ever again, and it cost $400.
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
There’s genuinely something to be said about this. Part of watching old movies is appreciating how they were made with the tools they had.
Me, watching the 4k restoration of Perfect Blue: oh hell yeah you can see the ink and paint burn in and the foreground cels, this rips shit, it is beautifully ugly
October 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is the kind of reaction I would have had as a 17 year, old fanboy.

Now that I’m older, I came up in the dark horse era of Alien/Predator where there was a lot of freedom to do weird stuff with the franchise.

I don’t think is so much a watered down Predator story as just a weird diversion
Why Make Predator: Badlands PG-13?
If the Predator series suddenly pivots to PG-13, then it becomes just another Marvel-style series for Disney to exploit. But, is it already too late?
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October 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM