@seanmcdhorror.bsky.social
Author of Not Another 80s Horror Novel and other books.
The chairs I need to buy for work cost $40 more cuz of President Business’ tariffs.
Thanks, MAGA.
Thanks, MAGA.
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The chairs I need to buy for work cost $40 more cuz of President Business’ tariffs.
Thanks, MAGA.
Thanks, MAGA.
Old boots! New boots! Pick up trucks!
Uh… Cold beer! Standing for flags! Kneeling for crosses!
….Sweet tea? Farms with no immigrant labor?
Am I doing this right? Can I have some money now?h
#countrymusic #countrysky
Uh… Cold beer! Standing for flags! Kneeling for crosses!
….Sweet tea? Farms with no immigrant labor?
Am I doing this right? Can I have some money now?h
#countrymusic #countrysky
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Old boots! New boots! Pick up trucks!
Uh… Cold beer! Standing for flags! Kneeling for crosses!
….Sweet tea? Farms with no immigrant labor?
Am I doing this right? Can I have some money now?h
#countrymusic #countrysky
Uh… Cold beer! Standing for flags! Kneeling for crosses!
….Sweet tea? Farms with no immigrant labor?
Am I doing this right? Can I have some money now?h
#countrymusic #countrysky
“Perhaps a nice Sean McDonough novel would make this difficult experience a little more palatable, sir?”
#horrorsky #cuomo #nycmayor
#horrorsky #cuomo #nycmayor
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
“Perhaps a nice Sean McDonough novel would make this difficult experience a little more palatable, sir?”
#horrorsky #cuomo #nycmayor
#horrorsky #cuomo #nycmayor
That one?
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
That one?
I mean. You can buy from Religious Sean if you want, but it’s not gonna be the same.
#horrorsky #horrorbooks
#horrorsky #horrorbooks
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I mean. You can buy from Religious Sean if you want, but it’s not gonna be the same.
#horrorsky #horrorbooks
#horrorsky #horrorbooks
This is how MAGAs think vaccines get made
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is how MAGAs think vaccines get made
I’m no high steppin’ mega seller like @drewmagary.bsky.social, but I feel similar pride at the fact that my parents no longer BUY my books.
Like, the first one, “Well, we gotta make sure the poor idiot has SOME sales.”
Like, the first one, “Well, we gotta make sure the poor idiot has SOME sales.”
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’m no high steppin’ mega seller like @drewmagary.bsky.social, but I feel similar pride at the fact that my parents no longer BUY my books.
Like, the first one, “Well, we gotta make sure the poor idiot has SOME sales.”
Like, the first one, “Well, we gotta make sure the poor idiot has SOME sales.”
“Sorry, mom. We won’t all be there for Thanksgiving this year. We’re still bitter about the creative differences with Chevlle.
….Chevelle, ma. We did ‘Hats off to the Bull.’”
….Chevelle, ma. We did ‘Hats off to the Bull.’”
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
“Sorry, mom. We won’t all be there for Thanksgiving this year. We’re still bitter about the creative differences with Chevlle.
….Chevelle, ma. We did ‘Hats off to the Bull.’”
….Chevelle, ma. We did ‘Hats off to the Bull.’”
It’s regrettable that Mark was killed by #freddykrueger in Nightmare on Elm Street 2, but I applaud his No Nerds, No Turkeys stance.
October 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s regrettable that Mark was killed by #freddykrueger in Nightmare on Elm Street 2, but I applaud his No Nerds, No Turkeys stance.
If you’re curious, I shared your DnD tush push insight and my friend came up with a dice check.
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If you’re curious, I shared your DnD tush push insight and my friend came up with a dice check.
The highest praise I can give “Haunted Hotel” on Netflix is that it’s a weird comedy that Fox would cancel after two seasons.
In particular, episode 3 is an awesome parody of slasher tropes.
In particular, episode 3 is an awesome parody of slasher tropes.
September 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The highest praise I can give “Haunted Hotel” on Netflix is that it’s a weird comedy that Fox would cancel after two seasons.
In particular, episode 3 is an awesome parody of slasher tropes.
In particular, episode 3 is an awesome parody of slasher tropes.
I invite you to ponder the profound symbolism of a cybertruck literally driving away with a statue of lady justice.
September 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I invite you to ponder the profound symbolism of a cybertruck literally driving away with a statue of lady justice.
I wish more people appreciated my deep cut #Entourage jokes.
September 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I wish more people appreciated my deep cut #Entourage jokes.
September 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“Sean, do you want to hang out with me tonight?”
“….Well, I just found out that somebody uploaded a low budget Loch Ness monster movie from 1981 onto YouTube, so I kinda had the rest of the night blocked off for that.”
You guys, I’m so much fun to be married to.
“….Well, I just found out that somebody uploaded a low budget Loch Ness monster movie from 1981 onto YouTube, so I kinda had the rest of the night blocked off for that.”
You guys, I’m so much fun to be married to.
September 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“Sean, do you want to hang out with me tonight?”
“….Well, I just found out that somebody uploaded a low budget Loch Ness monster movie from 1981 onto YouTube, so I kinda had the rest of the night blocked off for that.”
You guys, I’m so much fun to be married to.
“….Well, I just found out that somebody uploaded a low budget Loch Ness monster movie from 1981 onto YouTube, so I kinda had the rest of the night blocked off for that.”
You guys, I’m so much fun to be married to.
@seanbaby.bsky.social, look what I found at the used video game store in the dying local mall. I had to fight three food court mutants for this picture.
August 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
@seanbaby.bsky.social, look what I found at the used video game store in the dying local mall. I had to fight three food court mutants for this picture.
@miketanier.bsky.social Damn. Jets and Giants ain’t even special garbage enough to make the header. Ice cold.
August 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
@miketanier.bsky.social Damn. Jets and Giants ain’t even special garbage enough to make the header. Ice cold.
It’s a love story.
The Thirteen Black Cats of Edith Penn by Sean McDonough
#horrorsky #horrorbook #witchcraft #blackcata
The Thirteen Black Cats of Edith Penn by Sean McDonough
#horrorsky #horrorbook #witchcraft #blackcata
August 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It’s a love story.
The Thirteen Black Cats of Edith Penn by Sean McDonough
#horrorsky #horrorbook #witchcraft #blackcata
The Thirteen Black Cats of Edith Penn by Sean McDonough
#horrorsky #horrorbook #witchcraft #blackcata
Couldn’t resist grabbing this brick from the library. I think the plastic jacket wrap gives it a little retro charm.
@briankeene.bsky.social @cgolden.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
@briankeene.bsky.social @cgolden.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Couldn’t resist grabbing this brick from the library. I think the plastic jacket wrap gives it a little retro charm.
@briankeene.bsky.social @cgolden.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
@briankeene.bsky.social @cgolden.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
If I’m @nassaudems.bsky.social, I’m in the studio TONIGHT making a deliberately cheesy rap for Nicole Aloise called, “Dangerous by Definition.”
August 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If I’m @nassaudems.bsky.social, I’m in the studio TONIGHT making a deliberately cheesy rap for Nicole Aloise called, “Dangerous by Definition.”
@seanbaby.bsky.social I’m having EGM flashbacks.
August 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@seanbaby.bsky.social I’m having EGM flashbacks.
This shopping center is a total sausage fest, bro.
August 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This shopping center is a total sausage fest, bro.
*Laughs in 2008 Financial Crisis.*
August 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
*Laughs in 2008 Financial Crisis.*
My kids camp does blue and white for color wars, and the white team always ends up sounding like some kind of racist subreddit.
August 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My kids camp does blue and white for color wars, and the white team always ends up sounding like some kind of racist subreddit.
I got this letter informing me that the govt was no longer supporting the clean pass program to let EVs use the HOV lane.
Hell, why stop there? HOV lane is WOKE. Let’s change it to the MAGA LANE.
Hell, why stop there? HOV lane is WOKE. Let’s change it to the MAGA LANE.
August 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I got this letter informing me that the govt was no longer supporting the clean pass program to let EVs use the HOV lane.
Hell, why stop there? HOV lane is WOKE. Let’s change it to the MAGA LANE.
Hell, why stop there? HOV lane is WOKE. Let’s change it to the MAGA LANE.