Me (pretending I didn't know what she was referencing): Like, in my hotel room? Yeah, of course.
Mother: Hmm.
Mother: I don't want you to be alone for too long.
Me (pretending I didn't know what she was referencing): Like, in my hotel room? Yeah, of course.
Mother: Hmm.
Mother: I don't want you to be alone for too long.
Is Andy always this shitfaced? Because that man is GONE.
Is Andy always this shitfaced? Because that man is GONE.
Four-year-olds!
Four-year-olds!
My mother today now that she knows I'm leaving on January 3rd: When are you coming back?
My mother today now that she knows I'm leaving on January 3rd: When are you coming back?
We eventually diverged into bad shit the British Empire did to the home of our parents. (India for her and Jamaica for me.)
We eventually diverged into bad shit the British Empire did to the home of our parents. (India for her and Jamaica for me.)
Yes, I've finally met the baby in my family.
Yes, I've finally met the baby in my family.