David Kelly
@scubadaver.bsky.social
Stannah Stairlift test pilot
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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![Comic. Scatter chart with Emperor Palpatine character age on Y axis and Ian McDiarmid age during filming on X axis. Plot with descending arrow beginning from Return of the Jedi (emperor age 90, McDiarmid age 40) → Revenge of the Sith, Attack of the Clones, and The Phantom Menace (emperor age 50-70, McDiarmid age 50-60) → The Rise of Skywalker (cloned body, undefined age) with a gradient vertical line (McDiarmid age over 70) → Now (emperor age under 10, McDiarmid age over 80). [caption] To continue the trend, they should make a Star Wars movie where 81-year-old Ian McDiarmid plays the emperor as a toddler.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiddygrn45rhv3aktvxlsoc5e62uxrb2fxeojgauoe5i4j52l4rn7q@jpeg)
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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This is how you became a Jedi until the prequels retconned it.
Not only were these Ewoks Underoos fun to wear, but they also included a FREE Jedi Knight certificate! 😄
#StarWars #returnofthejedi #ewoks #underoos #vintagestarwars #ranchoobiwan #starwarsmuseum #starwarsunderoos #jediknight
#StarWars #returnofthejedi #ewoks #underoos #vintagestarwars #ranchoobiwan #starwarsmuseum #starwarsunderoos #jediknight
September 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is how you became a Jedi until the prequels retconned it.
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@profanity.accountant
I think I've been quite a good boy up until now though, so I better put something out there-
Bum tits willy!
I think I've been quite a good boy up until now though, so I better put something out there-
Bum tits willy!
June 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
@profanity.accountant
I think I've been quite a good boy up until now though, so I better put something out there-
Bum tits willy!
I think I've been quite a good boy up until now though, so I better put something out there-
Bum tits willy!
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Logging “Yurt Glampers” as a solid Star Wars name.
May 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Logging “Yurt Glampers” as a solid Star Wars name.
Merry Star Wars Day to one and all!
May 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Merry Star Wars Day to one and all!
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Telling my boss that I've written 200 beautiful emails and I'll be revealing them very strongly in the next few weeks. I can't say who I sent the emails to or what they were about but the response has been frankly very positive and I think you'll be very happy
April 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Telling my boss that I've written 200 beautiful emails and I'll be revealing them very strongly in the next few weeks. I can't say who I sent the emails to or what they were about but the response has been frankly very positive and I think you'll be very happy
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Someone really needs to let Slot know that matches start in the 1st minute, not the 46th.
January 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Someone really needs to let Slot know that matches start in the 1st minute, not the 46th.
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Etymology of the day is ‘jargon’, from the Old French ‘jargoun’, meaning the ‘chattering of birds’.
December 5, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Etymology of the day is ‘jargon’, from the Old French ‘jargoun’, meaning the ‘chattering of birds’.
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"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
December 2, 2024 at 3:08 PM
"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
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Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
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When Jango Fett #4 by @ethansacks.bsky.social was in script stage, I gave back a very specific note that artist Luke Ross rendered perfectly.
November 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
When Jango Fett #4 by @ethansacks.bsky.social was in script stage, I gave back a very specific note that artist Luke Ross rendered perfectly.
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domo arigato
September 12, 2024 at 6:11 PM
domo arigato
The highlight of my week has been buying a new little bedside clock. Smaller, though brighter than my old guy, but it also tells me the temperature of my room!
I have to say, as nice as it is to know when I am, if I'm not at work, the temperature is far more important to me than the time.
I have to say, as nice as it is to know when I am, if I'm not at work, the temperature is far more important to me than the time.
July 14, 2023 at 10:07 PM
The highlight of my week has been buying a new little bedside clock. Smaller, though brighter than my old guy, but it also tells me the temperature of my room!
I have to say, as nice as it is to know when I am, if I'm not at work, the temperature is far more important to me than the time.
I have to say, as nice as it is to know when I am, if I'm not at work, the temperature is far more important to me than the time.