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David Kelly
@scubadaver.bsky.social
Stannah Stairlift test pilot
Somebody stole all of the green from your garden!
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Please don't let the naysayers get you down, Chuck. Those of us living in DDMMYYland and still awaiting the discovery of the thirteenth and fourteenth months very much appreciate your services to piekind.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good luck with the book, Chnurk, may it be the first of many!
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
No spoilers please, Edgar - I'm watching it this evening!
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Have you no spare underpants with which to fashion a temporary mask?
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
And wearing some sort of weird hipster bandage-sock, apparently. Hopefully they don't catch on.
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Driving Miss Davey
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Hopefully that's the first half of the game, so you can at least try it out from the beginning.
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Ouch :(
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Isn't the new one about what it would be like if your computer lived outside of itself in the real world and was into astrology?
October 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
An article that will no doubt be the cause of superhero squabbling in the near future.
October 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Was the photo not taken at a resort with a poolside bar? Criminal.
October 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Bigbooté and the Hendersons? (UK release)
September 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
How frequent is the bus service?
September 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Vulgar!
September 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Surely only Phil himself is capable of such precise timing? I hope you waved.
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Do you use any of the available moderation lists? I'm using a few and barely see anything these days. It's like all but the most subtle of CHUDs have been banished to the Phantom Zone!
September 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
A tidier place for spacepeople to eat their meals.
September 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Do they still sell that Thundercats bedding, Jim, or have you just taken good care of it and had it for a really long time?
September 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Even if AI wasn't totally hopeless most of the time, I'm not sure you could trust its comments on DLSS to be fair and unbiased anyway - aren't they practically related!?
September 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I have big plans to be the world's first 300-year-old, so middle age can't touch me until next century.
September 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
And let's not forget blemished appendage or squiggly bleep; both classic dishes.
September 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM