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@scrimmified.bsky.social
scrimmy || 26 || they/them butch lesbian.
concept artist, crab enthusiast, & criminal mastermind
I talk about video games. art acc -> @scrimmification.bsky.social
concept artist, crab enthusiast, & criminal mastermind
I talk about video games. art acc -> @scrimmification.bsky.social
Pinned
taking $15usd limited palette commissions while I'm between jobs. my sons need to go to the vet (don't tell them)
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for the girlies who want to give me money
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oh okay. bye
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
oh okay. bye
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本当に何も考えないで描いたら服装が混ぜこぜになった これぞ落書き
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
本当に何も考えないで描いたら服装が混ぜこぜになった これぞ落書き
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holiday sisters music headcanons HEHEHE
February 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
holiday sisters music headcanons HEHEHE
group chat cursed me and now i can't stop seeing people talk about the cat game i don't care about
February 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
group chat cursed me and now i can't stop seeing people talk about the cat game i don't care about
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February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
why did you go to an edmund mcmillen game expecting only woke acceptable people in the voice cast
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
why did you go to an edmund mcmillen game expecting only woke acceptable people in the voice cast
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people want a Zelda movie to be "what if Ocarina of Time was LotR" when what it should be is an 80-minute anime OVA released in the early 90's with the weirdest plot you've ever seen and at least one original character who was so endearing that it physically hurts they aren't in any of the games
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
people want a Zelda movie to be "what if Ocarina of Time was LotR" when what it should be is an 80-minute anime OVA released in the early 90's with the weirdest plot you've ever seen and at least one original character who was so endearing that it physically hurts they aren't in any of the games
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The answer to this should be 'don't care' and to keep hammering them until they cease this shit entirely.
Discord has posted updated clarification:
-Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord
-The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age
discord.com/press-releas...
-Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord
-The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age
discord.com/press-releas...
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 AM
The answer to this should be 'don't care' and to keep hammering them until they cease this shit entirely.
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I don't actually ship it, but
1. I'm pretending I do to annoy my mutuals
2. I think a "bitter exes" dynamic would work well for them
3. I'm morbidly curious to see where this is going
4. I want them to fuck and/or kill each other, not necessarily in that order
5. Every other character is boring
1. I'm pretending I do to annoy my mutuals
2. I think a "bitter exes" dynamic would work well for them
3. I'm morbidly curious to see where this is going
4. I want them to fuck and/or kill each other, not necessarily in that order
5. Every other character is boring
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I don't actually ship it, but
1. I'm pretending I do to annoy my mutuals
2. I think a "bitter exes" dynamic would work well for them
3. I'm morbidly curious to see where this is going
4. I want them to fuck and/or kill each other, not necessarily in that order
5. Every other character is boring
1. I'm pretending I do to annoy my mutuals
2. I think a "bitter exes" dynamic would work well for them
3. I'm morbidly curious to see where this is going
4. I want them to fuck and/or kill each other, not necessarily in that order
5. Every other character is boring
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no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
Always keep the chamber loaded.
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It's important work.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It's important work.
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Goomba Storm ⛈️
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Goomba Storm ⛈️
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been thinkin about mariomon lately so i felt inspired
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
been thinkin about mariomon lately so i felt inspired
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Showtime! Lets-a Go! Happy 17th Anniversary to Bowser’s Inside Story!
#MarioandLuigi #BowsersInsideStory
#MarioandLuigi #BowsersInsideStory
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Showtime! Lets-a Go! Happy 17th Anniversary to Bowser’s Inside Story!
#MarioandLuigi #BowsersInsideStory
#MarioandLuigi #BowsersInsideStory
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"splurging on rotisserie chickens"
rotisserie chickens are famously LOSS LEADERS!! they cost LESS to purchase than they cost to produce, used to attract buyers with the promise of picking up precooked dinner along w groceries! you can't "splurge" on something cheaper per pound than raw chicken!
rotisserie chickens are famously LOSS LEADERS!! they cost LESS to purchase than they cost to produce, used to attract buyers with the promise of picking up precooked dinner along w groceries! you can't "splurge" on something cheaper per pound than raw chicken!
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
"splurging on rotisserie chickens"
rotisserie chickens are famously LOSS LEADERS!! they cost LESS to purchase than they cost to produce, used to attract buyers with the promise of picking up precooked dinner along w groceries! you can't "splurge" on something cheaper per pound than raw chicken!
rotisserie chickens are famously LOSS LEADERS!! they cost LESS to purchase than they cost to produce, used to attract buyers with the promise of picking up precooked dinner along w groceries! you can't "splurge" on something cheaper per pound than raw chicken!
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I love how AI slopmeisters refer to themselves by bullshit titles like “Hybrid Artist” like they’re the next stage of human evolution and not, you know, frauds.
Anyway, here’s a real painting.
Anyway, here’s a real painting.
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I love how AI slopmeisters refer to themselves by bullshit titles like “Hybrid Artist” like they’re the next stage of human evolution and not, you know, frauds.
Anyway, here’s a real painting.
Anyway, here’s a real painting.
more video games need to be the shameless fanfiction sequels of beloved classics i think
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 AM
more video games need to be the shameless fanfiction sequels of beloved classics i think
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February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous