scot³
@scotty2hotty.bsky.social
Stealin’ cars and breakin’ hearts.
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insta/masto: @scotscotscot
Any good bio should confirm the user is funny, cool, and ideally slightly enigmatic also. 🏴 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 🇸🇩
insta/masto: @scotscotscot
Sorry but shakira in character as gazelle wearing her antlers in the zoo video is sending me.
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sorry but shakira in character as gazelle wearing her antlers in the zoo video is sending me.
Who’s Madeline? - everyone watching the bake off final.
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Who’s Madeline? - everyone watching the bake off final.
Giving last nights chef some streams today after this slapped last night.
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Giving last nights chef some streams today after this slapped last night.
When the blessed Madonna was talking about ‘stage 4 Joanne-itis’ my first thought was HOW DO THEY KNOW GAGA’S AUNT WAS A TERF
October 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When the blessed Madonna was talking about ‘stage 4 Joanne-itis’ my first thought was HOW DO THEY KNOW GAGA’S AUNT WAS A TERF
Sorry to those soapboxers who do threads about Londoners resenting giving up their seats on the tube. A group of women in their 70’s-80’s got on and people were literally jumping up to let them sit down.
October 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Sorry to those soapboxers who do threads about Londoners resenting giving up their seats on the tube. A group of women in their 70’s-80’s got on and people were literally jumping up to let them sit down.
Death stranding 3 announcement!
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Death stranding 3 announcement!
Is there a single sound which produces more a more Pavlovian response than the family fortunes X.
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Is there a single sound which produces more a more Pavlovian response than the family fortunes X.
Bad bunny’s top song on streaming features drake… imagine if he platforms him for a clap back superbowl guest spot.
October 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Bad bunny’s top song on streaming features drake… imagine if he platforms him for a clap back superbowl guest spot.
Quite nervous about how the shakira song from zootroplis 2 will stack up vs the shakira song from zootropolis 1
October 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Quite nervous about how the shakira song from zootroplis 2 will stack up vs the shakira song from zootropolis 1
When Gaga finished the show last night with How Bad Do You Want Me… the best TS moment anyone could have hoped for this week.
October 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
When Gaga finished the show last night with How Bad Do You Want Me… the best TS moment anyone could have hoped for this week.
‘Red wine on your bedsheets’ Zara Larson confirmed not invited to the afters.
September 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
‘Red wine on your bedsheets’ Zara Larson confirmed not invited to the afters.
Sent two voice notes yesterday of over 60 seconds, both unprompted. Am I a podcaster now?
September 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Sent two voice notes yesterday of over 60 seconds, both unprompted. Am I a podcaster now?
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*AG Cook voice*
brit brit brit brit brit like britcard
brit brit brit brit brit like britcard
September 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
*AG Cook voice*
brit brit brit brit brit like britcard
brit brit brit brit brit like britcard
Sorry but I am wearing scarf tomorrow 😤
September 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sorry but I am wearing scarf tomorrow 😤
If you see this, post a concert pic you took
Janelle Monae, London Roundhouse 2018
Janelle Monae, London Roundhouse 2018
September 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
If you see this, post a concert pic you took
Janelle Monae, London Roundhouse 2018
Janelle Monae, London Roundhouse 2018
I just really think we need a club ready donk remix of this youtu.be/TyHXPNNjd-I?...
Lisa Lougheed | Run With Us | 1988
YouTube video by Cloudbuster
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I just really think we need a club ready donk remix of this youtu.be/TyHXPNNjd-I?...
And the Emmy for best lead actress in a drama series goes to
September 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
And the Emmy for best lead actress in a drama series goes to
Call me a glutton for punishment but I started rewatching The Thick of It and Peter capaldi is just a dynamo.
September 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Call me a glutton for punishment but I started rewatching The Thick of It and Peter capaldi is just a dynamo.
New tattoo inspiration moodboard. To be inked over my actual heart with the quote ‘the biggest hearts are the biggest targets’
September 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
New tattoo inspiration moodboard. To be inked over my actual heart with the quote ‘the biggest hearts are the biggest targets’
A ‘pretend you won’ button but for life
September 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
A ‘pretend you won’ button but for life
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Never seen Tate McRae and the flag of the Isle of Man in the same room. Makes you think.
September 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Never seen Tate McRae and the flag of the Isle of Man in the same room. Makes you think.
This island perpetually obsessed with things arriving from overseas.
September 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This island perpetually obsessed with things arriving from overseas.
Came to Norfolk and against the odds haven’t seen a single flag yet.
September 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Came to Norfolk and against the odds haven’t seen a single flag yet.