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@scotty2hotty.bsky.social
Stealin’ cars and breakin’ hearts.
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insta/masto: @scotscotscot
Any good bio should confirm the user is funny, cool, and ideally slightly enigmatic also. 🏴 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 🇸🇩
insta/masto: @scotscotscot
Sorry but shakira in character as gazelle wearing her antlers in the zoo video is sending me.
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sorry but shakira in character as gazelle wearing her antlers in the zoo video is sending me.
Giving last nights chef some streams today after this slapped last night.
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Giving last nights chef some streams today after this slapped last night.
If you see this, post a concert pic you took
Janelle Monae, London Roundhouse 2018
Janelle Monae, London Roundhouse 2018
September 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
If you see this, post a concert pic you took
Janelle Monae, London Roundhouse 2018
Janelle Monae, London Roundhouse 2018
And the Emmy for best lead actress in a drama series goes to
September 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
And the Emmy for best lead actress in a drama series goes to
New tattoo inspiration moodboard. To be inked over my actual heart with the quote ‘the biggest hearts are the biggest targets’
September 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
New tattoo inspiration moodboard. To be inked over my actual heart with the quote ‘the biggest hearts are the biggest targets’
A ‘pretend you won’ button but for life
September 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
A ‘pretend you won’ button but for life
This island perpetually obsessed with things arriving from overseas.
September 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This island perpetually obsessed with things arriving from overseas.
Lisbon dump - a vibe as always
July 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Lisbon dump - a vibe as always
It’s a shame Eurovision is tainted and canceled cos Camilla Cabello has so many staging ideas to steal for next year
July 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It’s a shame Eurovision is tainted and canceled cos Camilla Cabello has so many staging ideas to steal for next year
Saw your boyfriend got his own show.
July 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Saw your boyfriend got his own show.
Amendment required after a silly little misunderstanding
July 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Amendment required after a silly little misunderstanding
Broken the streak with Elephant which was ELECTRIC and on for 3 more days
June 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Broken the streak with Elephant which was ELECTRIC and on for 3 more days
Me on any given night I’m on dinner duty
June 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me on any given night I’m on dinner duty
Agree I would never want to be caught out
June 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Agree I would never want to be caught out
These fucking cunts running the news desk are so horny for war, honestly find it sickening.
June 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
These fucking cunts running the news desk are so horny for war, honestly find it sickening.
Honestly Kylie is such an angel. The voice is still there and she just has a bottomless catalogue of bops, but also she talks so much and seems so thrilled to be there.
May 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Honestly Kylie is such an angel. The voice is still there and she just has a bottomless catalogue of bops, but also she talks so much and seems so thrilled to be there.
If Charli doesn’t have a new era soon she’s in danger of being eclipsed as my most played artist for the first time since 2018
May 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If Charli doesn’t have a new era soon she’s in danger of being eclipsed as my most played artist for the first time since 2018
Sorry but could not poop at work if Adele was watching me.
May 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sorry but could not poop at work if Adele was watching me.
5 day week felt unreasonable after the last month.
May 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
5 day week felt unreasonable after the last month.
This Janet Jackson album release campaign is insane.
May 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This Janet Jackson album release campaign is insane.
