Scott Caruso
@scottcaruso.bsky.social
Fmr Head of Product at SaberSim. I post about DFS + our product, politics, hockey, baseball, wrestling, and plenty of nonsense. I’m a C+ personality trapped in a D+ body. Any takes expressed here are mine alone. 43. He/him. Chaska, MN.
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Scott Caruso
@scottcaruso.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Going to keep sharing this as more and more people test the skies over here.
I'm trying to fill a Starter Pack of #dfs adjacent personalities to make it less daunting for new people to get going. If you see this and/or know someone who should be a part, let me know.
go.bsky.app/CZhKNEV
I'm trying to fill a Starter Pack of #dfs adjacent personalities to make it less daunting for new people to get going. If you see this and/or know someone who should be a part, let me know.
go.bsky.app/CZhKNEV
3 weeks ago I was laid off from a job for the first time ever. Being unemployed for the first time in my life at 43 kind of sucks, ngl
Even worse, at about the same time, I very very badly hurt my back/abdomen and could barely move for weeks. I was eating Aleve like candy.
Even worse, at about the same time, I very very badly hurt my back/abdomen and could barely move for weeks. I was eating Aleve like candy.
January 31, 2026 at 1:42 AM
3 weeks ago I was laid off from a job for the first time ever. Being unemployed for the first time in my life at 43 kind of sucks, ngl
Even worse, at about the same time, I very very badly hurt my back/abdomen and could barely move for weeks. I was eating Aleve like candy.
Even worse, at about the same time, I very very badly hurt my back/abdomen and could barely move for weeks. I was eating Aleve like candy.
I went with more “random but fun times” but I think it still has the requested vibe.
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I went with more “random but fun times” but I think it still has the requested vibe.
500 people in my 20k person town standing in -10 degree wind chill to say, among other things, fuck ICE.
Pictures to come, but Chaska showed out and my fingers will eventually thaw.
Pictures to come, but Chaska showed out and my fingers will eventually thaw.
January 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
500 people in my 20k person town standing in -10 degree wind chill to say, among other things, fuck ICE.
Pictures to come, but Chaska showed out and my fingers will eventually thaw.
Pictures to come, but Chaska showed out and my fingers will eventually thaw.
Just got into Chicago. Casually sitting here eating some delicious biryani from India Foodie Lounge and thinking about how I can’t believe I get to see this match with my own eyes. See you all tomorrow night!
#AEWWorldsEnd
HBO Max
8ET/5PT THIS SAT, 12/27
Continental Classic Semifinal
Kazuchika Okada vs Konosuke Takeshita
The match the world wants to see!
C2 Semifinal:
2024 C2 winner + Unified Champion Kazuchika Okada vs 2025 G1 Winner + IWGP World Champion Konosuke Takeshita
THIS SATURDAY!
HBO Max
8ET/5PT THIS SAT, 12/27
Continental Classic Semifinal
Kazuchika Okada vs Konosuke Takeshita
The match the world wants to see!
C2 Semifinal:
2024 C2 winner + Unified Champion Kazuchika Okada vs 2025 G1 Winner + IWGP World Champion Konosuke Takeshita
THIS SATURDAY!
December 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just got into Chicago. Casually sitting here eating some delicious biryani from India Foodie Lounge and thinking about how I can’t believe I get to see this match with my own eyes. See you all tomorrow night!
Really mad at AEW for making me have to choose between staying home to watch Full Gear or having to travel to New Jersey.
August 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Really mad at AEW for making me have to choose between staying home to watch Full Gear or having to travel to New Jersey.
My favorite absolutely not true thing that will always be 100% true in my head canon is that in “All Downhill From Here” Jordan actually sings “Pickachu erupting out your butt” here instead of the written lyric. You’ll never convince me otherwise.
Go listen to it. I’ll wait.
Go listen to it. I’ll wait.
July 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My favorite absolutely not true thing that will always be 100% true in my head canon is that in “All Downhill From Here” Jordan actually sings “Pickachu erupting out your butt” here instead of the written lyric. You’ll never convince me otherwise.
Go listen to it. I’ll wait.
Go listen to it. I’ll wait.
Shay got much better pictures but this weekend was fun. We were also on TV a significant amount of time so ama since I’m basically famous now.
July 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Shay got much better pictures but this weekend was fun. We were also on TV a significant amount of time so ama since I’m basically famous now.
What a timeline to live in where Ishii just casually walks out with The Outrunners.
July 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What a timeline to live in where Ishii just casually walks out with The Outrunners.
We are this close. Let’s gooooo #AEWCollision
July 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We are this close. Let’s gooooo #AEWCollision
The dogs say hello from Chicago! See you sickos at #AEWCollision tomorrow night.
July 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The dogs say hello from Chicago! See you sickos at #AEWCollision tomorrow night.
brb going to go die so I keep this at a nice round number forever.
July 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
brb going to go die so I keep this at a nice round number forever.
Reposted by Scott Caruso
This Brewery looks great.
July 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This Brewery looks great.
I guess this is just who we are now. We just follow Hangman and Toni wherever they go.
July 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I guess this is just who we are now. We just follow Hangman and Toni wherever they go.
Drove down along the river to Winona and honestly it is amazing how beautiful the scenery we have here in Minnesota is. I love it here so much
July 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Drove down along the river to Winona and honestly it is amazing how beautiful the scenery we have here in Minnesota is. I love it here so much
Renewed my passport literally today after this came out. Totally a coincidence yessir.
Going to be a much longer flight, but after All In Texas I am so in #AEW
AEW officially returning to Wembley next year
July 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Renewed my passport literally today after this came out. Totally a coincidence yessir.
What did you do today? I renewed my passport so we can be there for All In next year. Self care.
July 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What did you do today? I renewed my passport so we can be there for All In next year. Self care.
Minnesota State Fair would be sick
DREAM WEIRD/OFFBEAT AEW VENUE IDEAS:
Cape Cod Melody Tent
Westbury Music Fair
Jones Beach Theater
Red Rocks Amphitheatre
Buck Von Huss Dome (Newly renovated!)
Dignity Health Sports Park (ex-StubHub Center)
Shoreline Amphitheatre
Cobb County Civic Center
Cape Cod Melody Tent
Westbury Music Fair
Jones Beach Theater
Red Rocks Amphitheatre
Buck Von Huss Dome (Newly renovated!)
Dignity Health Sports Park (ex-StubHub Center)
Shoreline Amphitheatre
Cobb County Civic Center
July 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Minnesota State Fair would be sick
Reposted by Scott Caruso
I honestly think the best thing that AEW did this year was get back to its roots and focus on satisfying its core audience. They should keep doing things unique to their product like the residency instead of chasing big gates and trying to replicate others' success.
July 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I honestly think the best thing that AEW did this year was get back to its roots and focus on satisfying its core audience. They should keep doing things unique to their product like the residency instead of chasing big gates and trying to replicate others' success.
I LOVE that our thing is just running these 4 ways and 8-person tags every show to get more stories in. Feed me more.
Saturday #AEWCollision
8pm ET/7pm CT on TNT + HBO Max
This Saturday 7/19
4-Way $200k Tag Team Match
Gates of Agony
vs
The Gunns
vs
CRU
vs
Big Bill/Bryan Keith
4 tremendous tag teams collide for a $200,000 Prize
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!
8pm ET/7pm CT on TNT + HBO Max
This Saturday 7/19
4-Way $200k Tag Team Match
Gates of Agony
vs
The Gunns
vs
CRU
vs
Big Bill/Bryan Keith
4 tremendous tag teams collide for a $200,000 Prize
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!
July 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I LOVE that our thing is just running these 4 ways and 8-person tags every show to get more stories in. Feed me more.
Reposted by Scott Caruso
Toni Storm and Hangman Page are the best world championship duo AEW has ever had, and that’s how you know they’re so back.
July 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Toni Storm and Hangman Page are the best world championship duo AEW has ever had, and that’s how you know they’re so back.
Made me laugh yell THEKLA out loud
Going through my photos. No doubt my shot of the night. #AEW #AEWDynamite
July 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Made me laugh yell THEKLA out loud
Fuck it, we ride again. This is just who I am now. See y’all in the Windy Apple.
July 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Fuck it, we ride again. This is just who I am now. See y’all in the Windy Apple.
Now that we are through #AEWALLIN weekend it’s time to turn attention to this weekend:
#WINONAFIGHTER PLAYING A ROCK SHOW IN LITERAL WINONA
The memes will write themselves and I am so here for it.
#WINONAFIGHTER PLAYING A ROCK SHOW IN LITERAL WINONA
The memes will write themselves and I am so here for it.
July 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Now that we are through #AEWALLIN weekend it’s time to turn attention to this weekend:
#WINONAFIGHTER PLAYING A ROCK SHOW IN LITERAL WINONA
The memes will write themselves and I am so here for it.
#WINONAFIGHTER PLAYING A ROCK SHOW IN LITERAL WINONA
The memes will write themselves and I am so here for it.
Fuck it, let’s keep this going. See all y’all sickos in Chicago next weekend. I’d be there for the whole damn residency if I could.
July 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Fuck it, let’s keep this going. See all y’all sickos in Chicago next weekend. I’d be there for the whole damn residency if I could.
Between Queen-Thekla, Athena’s victory lap, the new Stat-Bayne dynamic, whatever spiral Mercedes goes into, setting up Toni’s next opponent, properly introducing Alex Windsor and Syuri, and maybe finally introducing those tag belts, pretty sure Tony could fill an entire show. DO IT MY MAN.
July 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Between Queen-Thekla, Athena’s victory lap, the new Stat-Bayne dynamic, whatever spiral Mercedes goes into, setting up Toni’s next opponent, properly introducing Alex Windsor and Syuri, and maybe finally introducing those tag belts, pretty sure Tony could fill an entire show. DO IT MY MAN.