Scott Caruso
@scottcaruso.bsky.social
Head of Product at SaberSim. I post about DFS + our product, politics, hockey, baseball, wrestling, and plenty of nonsense. I’m a C+ personality trapped in a D+ body. Any takes expressed here are mine alone. 42. He/him. Chaska, MN.
My favorite absolutely not true thing that will always be 100% true in my head canon is that in “All Downhill From Here” Jordan actually sings “Pickachu erupting out your butt” here instead of the written lyric. You’ll never convince me otherwise.
Go listen to it. I’ll wait.
Go listen to it. I’ll wait.
July 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My favorite absolutely not true thing that will always be 100% true in my head canon is that in “All Downhill From Here” Jordan actually sings “Pickachu erupting out your butt” here instead of the written lyric. You’ll never convince me otherwise.
Go listen to it. I’ll wait.
Go listen to it. I’ll wait.
Shay got much better pictures but this weekend was fun. We were also on TV a significant amount of time so ama since I’m basically famous now.
July 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Shay got much better pictures but this weekend was fun. We were also on TV a significant amount of time so ama since I’m basically famous now.
We are this close. Let’s gooooo #AEWCollision
July 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We are this close. Let’s gooooo #AEWCollision
The dogs say hello from Chicago! See you sickos at #AEWCollision tomorrow night.
July 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The dogs say hello from Chicago! See you sickos at #AEWCollision tomorrow night.
brb going to go die so I keep this at a nice round number forever.
July 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
brb going to go die so I keep this at a nice round number forever.
I guess this is just who we are now. We just follow Hangman and Toni wherever they go.
July 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I guess this is just who we are now. We just follow Hangman and Toni wherever they go.
Fuck it, we ride again. This is just who I am now. See y’all in the Windy Apple.
July 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Fuck it, we ride again. This is just who I am now. See y’all in the Windy Apple.
idk what I did to deserve this but I’m so glad I did it.
July 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
idk what I did to deserve this but I’m so glad I did it.
View from our seats. Let’s freaking go.
July 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
View from our seats. Let’s freaking go.
Let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, go.
July 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, go.
What a scoundrel. You don’t spit on a man.
July 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What a scoundrel. You don’t spit on a man.
Let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, go.
July 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, go.
Now WrestleCation has really started. Let’s go sickos.
July 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Now WrestleCation has really started. Let’s go sickos.
Ugh. Too hot. What was I thinking?
Anyway, leaves is plants dumbass. See you at Collision tonight.
Anyway, leaves is plants dumbass. See you at Collision tonight.
July 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ugh. Too hot. What was I thinking?
Anyway, leaves is plants dumbass. See you at Collision tonight.
Anyway, leaves is plants dumbass. See you at Collision tonight.
252 ➡️ 199
Still taking my victory lap. I’ll go back to not posting tomorrow.
Still taking my victory lap. I’ll go back to not posting tomorrow.
July 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
252 ➡️ 199
Still taking my victory lap. I’ll go back to not posting tomorrow.
Still taking my victory lap. I’ll go back to not posting tomorrow.
You know what this means right?
I can eat 53 pounds of bbq in Texas next week and still claim to have lost weight this year.
I can eat 53 pounds of bbq in Texas next week and still claim to have lost weight this year.
July 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You know what this means right?
I can eat 53 pounds of bbq in Texas next week and still claim to have lost weight this year.
I can eat 53 pounds of bbq in Texas next week and still claim to have lost weight this year.
A personal victory lap.
As of this morning I am down over 50 pounds since I started doing this in January.
Even the Texas BBQ we are going to get at All In weekend can stop me now.
As of this morning I am down over 50 pounds since I started doing this in January.
Even the Texas BBQ we are going to get at All In weekend can stop me now.
June 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A personal victory lap.
As of this morning I am down over 50 pounds since I started doing this in January.
Even the Texas BBQ we are going to get at All In weekend can stop me now.
As of this morning I am down over 50 pounds since I started doing this in January.
Even the Texas BBQ we are going to get at All In weekend can stop me now.
Back home this week after not being around for the last two weigh-ins.
206.5 lbs: Down 46.1 (-5.4 since last check-in)
31.8% body fat: Down 11.3% (-1.3% since last check-in)
Looking good Billy Ray, feeling good Louis jones over here.
206.5 lbs: Down 46.1 (-5.4 since last check-in)
31.8% body fat: Down 11.3% (-1.3% since last check-in)
Looking good Billy Ray, feeling good Louis jones over here.
June 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Back home this week after not being around for the last two weigh-ins.
206.5 lbs: Down 46.1 (-5.4 since last check-in)
31.8% body fat: Down 11.3% (-1.3% since last check-in)
Looking good Billy Ray, feeling good Louis jones over here.
206.5 lbs: Down 46.1 (-5.4 since last check-in)
31.8% body fat: Down 11.3% (-1.3% since last check-in)
Looking good Billy Ray, feeling good Louis jones over here.
Flight was booked forever ago but now it's officially official.
Hangman wins or we riot.
Hangman wins or we riot.
May 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Flight was booked forever ago but now it's officially official.
Hangman wins or we riot.
Hangman wins or we riot.
Body fat edition
February 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Body fat edition
How it started / how it’s going
February 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
How it started / how it’s going
This is how it actually is going to end. So stoked.
February 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is how it actually is going to end. So stoked.