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Vesper Skynd
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degloved & unembellished || it/its 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
pfp is not my OC , I found it on a Bionicle forum
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David Lynch being a total fucking coffee freak is so funny, he's characterizing people with it in such effective shorthand. The Northwestern Hotel has bootleg La Pavoni machines, Colonel Briggs has an electric percolator while Pete has a stovetop model, and Harry has the most insane carafe ever
August 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"Now see hear, youse is gonna go in to dis fellas apartment, right, and you're gonna put the dead fish in his bed. Sends him a message. After dat, you come back here, and badda bing badda boom, yousa good goil!"
a mobby domme,,,
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Adam: so can angels. You know

Raphael: oh we fuck hard brother. We fuck nasty. Twenty four seven

Adam: oh I mean I wasn't asking about

Raphael: his kingdom has fucking come dude

Adam: I don't need to know about

Raphael: look at these Polaroids. Look at all that going on
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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my gender is so Doom that I once uploaded the entirety of Doom shareware to my job's custom-pronoun field
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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when two trans girls are having sex and they simultaneously orgasm
January 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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when two trans girls are having sex and they simultaneously orgasm
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I don't think it's a surprise that I don't like Andrew Cuomo, but what has upset me the most in this election is how people seem to be responding better to him the darker and worse he gets. That sends a message to every other New Yorker.
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Yeah. I bartend. *expresses the volatile oils from your foot skin onto a cocktail*
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
transfems really are the doom 1993 of women (you get them on floppy disks thru the mail)
transfems really are the shareware of women
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I'm not transsexual or transgender I'm trans-siberian and the next train doesn't leave for a week so I gotta go!
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Pictures of my beautiful gf @else.social
shot on my first roll of Ilford Ortho plus, in @alt.red's old Minolta 7000 AF
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Biggest chud-type online is the halfwit IR realist who pretends to not believe in any moralizing formulations when it comes to international conflict management but then as soon as brown people do anything asymmetrical they talk like a preacher.
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Shibari Vampire Part 1: Don’t Remove the Gag

This months Patreon Palette trio
October 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I need to get a muzzle.
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Muzzles are so neat.
October 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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China rn
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
October 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
do you think there are workers at Wegmans who call this shit the thin yellow line
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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(Its unclear what I'm even talking about) thats so yuri
October 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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mountain goats live show with setlist made up entirely of songs about twink death
October 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM