Chris Schoonover
schoon54.bsky.social
Chris Schoonover
@schoon54.bsky.social
Former newspaper guy, high school basketball and football coach, currently living in Deutschland, beard enthusiast, Army spouse, interior offensive line admirer.
I've received several emails about the Hatch Act over the last month or so. I don't know why.
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Burnt ends > Cheesesteaks
Crazy how Philadelphia as a city has more virtue and honor than Kansas City
September 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I've decided I'm going to start doing the John Wall at football practice tomorrow and convince the kids I just made it up.
August 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Vamos Gatos
June 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
@pablo.show "...but a baby he got back" is the greatest line you have produced. Congratulations.
May 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Happy Wrestlemania Weekend to all of those who celebrate.
April 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The world is too hectic to keep doing April Fools jokes.
April 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I passed Ashton Kutcher. Mila Kunis and their kids on the sidewalk. I hit him with a "Go Hawks" and he said "Hey, go Hawks" and we kept moving. Perfect interaction.
March 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I said over 10 years ago that Ben McCollum was the best coach I've ever met. I don't know if I've ever been more right about anything.
March 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reposted by Chris Schoonover
I went behind the scenes a few weeks ago with Drake to see how Ben McCollum and his four former Northwest Missouri State players are crushing it at D1 level: www.nytimes.com/athletic/602...
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Me.
If you think having to be up on Monday after the Super Bowl sucks, it's 3am on Monday in Berlin and some people are still watching this.
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I hate the state of Louisiana so much.
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Xavier Worthy looks like he's having the time of his life.
January 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Congratulations, you are a Kansas City Chief.
The Commanders are waiving former first-round CB Emmanuel Forbes, as his time in Washington is done. In addition, RB Austin Ekeler goes to Injured Reserve.
November 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by Chris Schoonover
The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies
November 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Reposted by Chris Schoonover
we formed a new religion
November 28, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Creed Humphrey should have a 1,000 PFF score. #Chiefs
November 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM