Chris Schoonover
@schoon54.bsky.social
Former newspaper guy, high school basketball and football coach, currently living in Deutschland, beard enthusiast, Army spouse, interior offensive line admirer.
I coached my first season of 6-man football in Germany this year. The temptation to throw the ball to the center every play is like the Green Globlin mask talking to you all the time.
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I coached my first season of 6-man football in Germany this year. The temptation to throw the ball to the center every play is like the Green Globlin mask talking to you all the time.
Do we know if Elijah Mitchell actually has legs attached to his body right now?
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Do we know if Elijah Mitchell actually has legs attached to his body right now?
Perfect form. An inspiration and what gym culture is all about.
May 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Perfect form. An inspiration and what gym culture is all about.
I also saw Jeff Goldblum a couple of days ago outside of a shop we were at. Florence is a weird place.
March 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I also saw Jeff Goldblum a couple of days ago outside of a shop we were at. Florence is a weird place.
Chris' Canine Cathedral
March 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Chris' Canine Cathedral
ALDI in Kusel, Germany. It's inconvenient to use, but once you buy it, it's your centerpiece.
January 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ALDI in Kusel, Germany. It's inconvenient to use, but once you buy it, it's your centerpiece.
That's going to be a cringy LinkedIn post within hours.
January 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
That's going to be a cringy LinkedIn post within hours.
I made varsity as a fat freshman. My coach handed me No. 54 and said "here, it's the biggest size we have, and it'll be your jersey for the next four years."
December 1, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I made varsity as a fat freshman. My coach handed me No. 54 and said "here, it's the biggest size we have, and it'll be your jersey for the next four years."