Naomi
@schmerrel.bsky.social
Classically trained dweeb, Any/All, Under Construction
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
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Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
Bless the Chicago Gay Bars for a great self esteem boost. Also it was so sweet having one of my oldest girlfriends jump to loan me any makeup she had while visiting 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Bless the Chicago Gay Bars for a great self esteem boost. Also it was so sweet having one of my oldest girlfriends jump to loan me any makeup she had while visiting 🥹
I love how sushi comes raw so they can give you the joy of microwaving it yourself! its so interactive!
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I love how sushi comes raw so they can give you the joy of microwaving it yourself! its so interactive!
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*In my best Angus Young impression*: T4T
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
*In my best Angus Young impression*: T4T
if youre gonna call yourself hung dick daddy in your handle, at least have the decency to post some hog
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
if youre gonna call yourself hung dick daddy in your handle, at least have the decency to post some hog
If you ever catch me using corporate buzzwords in day to day life, just put me down and make it quick
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you ever catch me using corporate buzzwords in day to day life, just put me down and make it quick
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Accusing my fentanyl dealer if giving me the hondose
October 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Accusing my fentanyl dealer if giving me the hondose
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i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work
Touched grass and butts
October 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Touched grass and butts
Feel like we can just go ahead and replace the black cat superstition with the same thing but for cyber trucks
August 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Feel like we can just go ahead and replace the black cat superstition with the same thing but for cyber trucks
Feels like we should have a frowny version of :3 by now to convey when you're staying silly through it
July 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Feels like we should have a frowny version of :3 by now to convey when you're staying silly through it
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I think Zohran Mamdami could win a lot of points by single-handedly beating up all the bad guys in NYC like Mike Haggar in Final Fight.
July 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I think Zohran Mamdami could win a lot of points by single-handedly beating up all the bad guys in NYC like Mike Haggar in Final Fight.
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If I had a Jojo stand I would mostly use it to shave my back
June 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If I had a Jojo stand I would mostly use it to shave my back
WHAT THE FUCK IS A LABUBU AND WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE
June 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS A LABUBU AND WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE
In hindsight it seems obvious how much I've been missing a good pair of boots from my wardrobe
June 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In hindsight it seems obvious how much I've been missing a good pair of boots from my wardrobe
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
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It's sooooooo cool and neat still not having power on my 1 day/night off a week
June 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It's sooooooo cool and neat still not having power on my 1 day/night off a week
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Figuring out that blow drying my hair every single time makes me feel hot and euphoric has guaranteed I will never be on time to anything ever again
June 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Figuring out that blow drying my hair every single time makes me feel hot and euphoric has guaranteed I will never be on time to anything ever again
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Absorbing raw unprocessed coconut oil in the air at this factory counts as skin care actually
May 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Absorbing raw unprocessed coconut oil in the air at this factory counts as skin care actually
Trying really hard to be normal about it while getting waxed is Hard
May 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Trying really hard to be normal about it while getting waxed is Hard