they can't keep getting away with this (stealing my girlfriend's blood)

Seeing "The Gobbler has returned" every year for the first time activates my fight or flight response

I can get on board with 3:

Are you brown jacket striped shirt girl from the 1983 cult classic sleeper hit summer comedy "Brown Jacket Striped Shirt Girl"?

I was trying so hard not to reference this

That's a hell of a choice for week two in the office