Schmeev
@schmeev.bsky.social
Probably cursed, cannot be helped. All pronouns ok, corrections are not chastising.
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Schmeev
@schmeev.bsky.social
· Nov 20
“god youre so tight” i say, attempting to extract a cartridge from my nes
this is a piece of local history for me thats always sort of a bittersweet thing to think about. its beautiful that a community came together in the face of armed thugs invading and rained hell on them before they could land, even getting a cannon firing to really drive it home
Homestead strike - Wikipedia
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January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
this is a piece of local history for me thats always sort of a bittersweet thing to think about. its beautiful that a community came together in the face of armed thugs invading and rained hell on them before they could land, even getting a cannon firing to really drive it home
happy to report my snes already got a vasectomy so it can play super famicom games, so im set to run this one i got from @jaxlersr.bsky.social at agdq
and goddamn man you left me with a LOT of yen dollars, who exactly are you mixed up with here??
and goddamn man you left me with a LOT of yen dollars, who exactly are you mixed up with here??
January 23, 2026 at 10:18 PM
happy to report my snes already got a vasectomy so it can play super famicom games, so im set to run this one i got from @jaxlersr.bsky.social at agdq
and goddamn man you left me with a LOT of yen dollars, who exactly are you mixed up with here??
and goddamn man you left me with a LOT of yen dollars, who exactly are you mixed up with here??
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cch pounder? i hardly cch know her!
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
cch pounder? i hardly cch know her!
anyone got intel on the best super famicom -> snes adapter? like for playing fami carts on a snes? just lookin for an option that wont zap the system or cart to death
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 PM
anyone got intel on the best super famicom -> snes adapter? like for playing fami carts on a snes? just lookin for an option that wont zap the system or cart to death
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Good thing I've got my scarf 🧡👀
January 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Good thing I've got my scarf 🧡👀
feel like sissyphus, pushing a big dick up the hill just to have it thwap back down on my face
January 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
feel like sissyphus, pushing a big dick up the hill just to have it thwap back down on my face
if someone saw that i had a tab of judy hopps porn open my response wouldnt be "well people say things, yknow. besides, doesnt everybody?"
my response is "yeah, and?"
the big difference being chatgpt is a fucking embarrassment to have open for research, which you already admitted to so why bother?
my response is "yeah, and?"
the big difference being chatgpt is a fucking embarrassment to have open for research, which you already admitted to so why bother?
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
if someone saw that i had a tab of judy hopps porn open my response wouldnt be "well people say things, yknow. besides, doesnt everybody?"
my response is "yeah, and?"
the big difference being chatgpt is a fucking embarrassment to have open for research, which you already admitted to so why bother?
my response is "yeah, and?"
the big difference being chatgpt is a fucking embarrassment to have open for research, which you already admitted to so why bother?
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stolen from friend
i should be sleeping 3 hours ago but i took a nap earlier and fucked everything up
i should be sleeping 3 hours ago but i took a nap earlier and fucked everything up
January 12, 2026 at 6:30 AM
stolen from friend
i should be sleeping 3 hours ago but i took a nap earlier and fucked everything up
i should be sleeping 3 hours ago but i took a nap earlier and fucked everything up
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January 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
was playing the revenge from mars pinball table and it kept telling me "ball capture is lit" and yeah i guess if youre into that sure
January 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
was playing the revenge from mars pinball table and it kept telling me "ball capture is lit" and yeah i guess if youre into that sure
punctuation is important!
"Stop right there, rebel scum!"
"Stop right there! Rebels, cum!"
"Stop right there, rebel scum!"
"Stop right there! Rebels, cum!"
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
punctuation is important!
"Stop right there, rebel scum!"
"Stop right there! Rebels, cum!"
"Stop right there, rebel scum!"
"Stop right there! Rebels, cum!"
video game architecture
an image of an fps showing a realistically rendered building. in a frame to the right, a cartoon wolf is disinterested
video game archie texture
same image but the building has archie comics' archie as a repeating texture along the walls. the wolf has heart eyes and awooooos
an image of an fps showing a realistically rendered building. in a frame to the right, a cartoon wolf is disinterested
video game archie texture
same image but the building has archie comics' archie as a repeating texture along the walls. the wolf has heart eyes and awooooos
January 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
video game architecture
an image of an fps showing a realistically rendered building. in a frame to the right, a cartoon wolf is disinterested
video game archie texture
same image but the building has archie comics' archie as a repeating texture along the walls. the wolf has heart eyes and awooooos
an image of an fps showing a realistically rendered building. in a frame to the right, a cartoon wolf is disinterested
video game archie texture
same image but the building has archie comics' archie as a repeating texture along the walls. the wolf has heart eyes and awooooos
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Wish I could internalize this
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wish I could internalize this
the fucking heading of the overview is the book and author, and the opening sentence is "nahhhhhh theres no book of this title by this author (WHOSE NAME I DIDNT EVEN PUT IN THE SEARCH)"
is this sentience? is it doing the bugs bunny bit "did he have long ears like these" "YEAH" "never heard of em"
is this sentience? is it doing the bugs bunny bit "did he have long ears like these" "YEAH" "never heard of em"
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
the fucking heading of the overview is the book and author, and the opening sentence is "nahhhhhh theres no book of this title by this author (WHOSE NAME I DIDNT EVEN PUT IN THE SEARCH)"
is this sentience? is it doing the bugs bunny bit "did he have long ears like these" "YEAH" "never heard of em"
is this sentience? is it doing the bugs bunny bit "did he have long ears like these" "YEAH" "never heard of em"
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In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after trying to calculate how much semen would be required to overwhelm their home town's storm drain system.
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after trying to calculate how much semen would be required to overwhelm their home town's storm drain system.
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January 1, 2026 at 1:09 PM
restorative justice and a rehabilitative system to reintegrate people back into society is very good and the right thing to do no matter how enticing the desire for retribution is and how vast and horrific the damage caused
i admire the people that could administrate this, because i couldnt
i admire the people that could administrate this, because i couldnt
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
restorative justice and a rehabilitative system to reintegrate people back into society is very good and the right thing to do no matter how enticing the desire for retribution is and how vast and horrific the damage caused
i admire the people that could administrate this, because i couldnt
i admire the people that could administrate this, because i couldnt
got some ninjago for christmas
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
got some ninjago for christmas
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john cena: we have caught and compromised tiny tim to a permanent end
*lights go out*
*when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch*
jim ross: BAH GAWD
*lights go out*
*when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch*
jim ross: BAH GAWD
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
john cena: we have caught and compromised tiny tim to a permanent end
*lights go out*
*when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch*
jim ross: BAH GAWD
*lights go out*
*when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch*
jim ross: BAH GAWD