Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
@scareymulligan.bsky.social
The Criterion Closet’s worst guest.
I write The Parasocial Hour, a quasiacademic shitpost/newsletter about pop culture and capitalist decay.
latinx • goth • tired
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Links:
https://linktr.ee/ScareyMulligan
I write The Parasocial Hour, a quasiacademic shitpost/newsletter about pop culture and capitalist decay.
latinx • goth • tired
🇵🇸 📽️📺💙📚 🇵🇸
Links:
https://linktr.ee/ScareyMulligan
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The Parasocial Hour
There is a reason you think those things about that famous person.
theparasocialhour.beehiiv.com
It is so easy to stress me the hell out (hint: it’s reading my writing which I work hard on and actually want people to read)
Has John Green been informed that pennies are donezo
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Has John Green been informed that pennies are donezo
There was a flight of stairs at my wedding venue and my nephew spent the whole night scooting up and down the steps on his butt taking breaks only to march in a circle and swipe a laminated construction paper jack o’ lantern before returning to work (scooting up and down the steps on his butt)
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
There was a flight of stairs at my wedding venue and my nephew spent the whole night scooting up and down the steps on his butt taking breaks only to march in a circle and swipe a laminated construction paper jack o’ lantern before returning to work (scooting up and down the steps on his butt)
“Instead of putting all that into a review, just write the fic” is in the top five most annoying things I’ve said to myself so far this Fall
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“Instead of putting all that into a review, just write the fic” is in the top five most annoying things I’ve said to myself so far this Fall
Was updated via the gofundme page that so far £415 remains to make rent, which is due in three days. Please donate if you can and please please share
Only 4 days left 💔
We’re still trying to secure the rent for our home (£500) and every single contribution matters. 🏠
Your love helps us stay safe for another month.🙏
Please, if you can, donate — or simply share the link.
Together, we can make it before time runs out.😓
We’re still trying to secure the rent for our home (£500) and every single contribution matters. 🏠
Your love helps us stay safe for another month.🙏
Please, if you can, donate — or simply share the link.
Together, we can make it before time runs out.😓
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Was updated via the gofundme page that so far £415 remains to make rent, which is due in three days. Please donate if you can and please please share
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They succeeded in making the world turn away from Gaza by announcing a ceasefire that Israel has not adhered to. It continues to kill, destroy, and block food and medicine. The war has not stopped; it has only become more brutal, as the victims are now in complete isolation.Do not forget my family 💔
We are in urgent need of protection and a safe place to live. We’re raising support to help us escape danger and rebuild our lives in safety. Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to security and hope. 💛
kindly give :
#BringRuaaHome #SafetyForRuaa #HumanitarianAid
kindly give :
#BringRuaaHome #SafetyForRuaa #HumanitarianAid
Project Bring Ruaa and Her Family to Safety
I'm helping my friend, Ruaa Naji, raise funds to help her family survive.
chuffed.org
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
They succeeded in making the world turn away from Gaza by announcing a ceasefire that Israel has not adhered to. It continues to kill, destroy, and block food and medicine. The war has not stopped; it has only become more brutal, as the victims are now in complete isolation.Do not forget my family 💔
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Each month my biggest worry is keeping a safe home for my children.
This month, we need £500 for rent before the 15th— without it, we’ll have nowhere to go. 💔
If just 17 people give £30 each, you’ll keep a roof over my children’s heads for one more month —
a month of warmth, safety, and dignity.❤️🙏
This month, we need £500 for rent before the 15th— without it, we’ll have nowhere to go. 💔
If just 17 people give £30 each, you’ll keep a roof over my children’s heads for one more month —
a month of warmth, safety, and dignity.❤️🙏
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Each month my biggest worry is keeping a safe home for my children.
This month, we need £500 for rent before the 15th— without it, we’ll have nowhere to go. 💔
If just 17 people give £30 each, you’ll keep a roof over my children’s heads for one more month —
a month of warmth, safety, and dignity.❤️🙏
This month, we need £500 for rent before the 15th— without it, we’ll have nowhere to go. 💔
If just 17 people give £30 each, you’ll keep a roof over my children’s heads for one more month —
a month of warmth, safety, and dignity.❤️🙏
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Hearing from more people after this went out.
"We're all pissed. This was a lot of unnecessary stress on people and their families for nothing. And if I win the lottery tonight I absolutely will spend millions to hire people to follow these 8 Dems around for a year and make their lives miserable."
"We're all pissed. This was a lot of unnecessary stress on people and their families for nothing. And if I win the lottery tonight I absolutely will spend millions to hire people to follow these 8 Dems around for a year and make their lives miserable."
I heard from a bunch of federal employees last night and this morning. They aren't happy.
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something. All this for a fucking meaningless vote."
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something. All this for a fucking meaningless vote."
'A Slap in the Face': Federal Employees Feel Betrayed by Democrats' Shutdown Cave
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something."
www.gravityisgone.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hearing from more people after this went out.
"We're all pissed. This was a lot of unnecessary stress on people and their families for nothing. And if I win the lottery tonight I absolutely will spend millions to hire people to follow these 8 Dems around for a year and make their lives miserable."
"We're all pissed. This was a lot of unnecessary stress on people and their families for nothing. And if I win the lottery tonight I absolutely will spend millions to hire people to follow these 8 Dems around for a year and make their lives miserable."
Chuck Schumer you weak ass worm for a bitch
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Chuck Schumer you weak ass worm for a bitch
My husband put on THE IRON CLAW and said “enjoy your cocomelon.”
…
…Hello?
…
…Hello?
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My husband put on THE IRON CLAW and said “enjoy your cocomelon.”
…
…Hello?
…
…Hello?
Reading Absolute Wonder Woman TPB…. The fact there isn’t a WW video game akin to god of war………
…cowardice.
Give us the good shit. Give us the Wonder Woman epic battle saga game punctuated by true acts of love, kindness, mercy and balancing of the cosmic scales, you craven NERDS
…cowardice.
Give us the good shit. Give us the Wonder Woman epic battle saga game punctuated by true acts of love, kindness, mercy and balancing of the cosmic scales, you craven NERDS
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Reading Absolute Wonder Woman TPB…. The fact there isn’t a WW video game akin to god of war………
…cowardice.
Give us the good shit. Give us the Wonder Woman epic battle saga game punctuated by true acts of love, kindness, mercy and balancing of the cosmic scales, you craven NERDS
…cowardice.
Give us the good shit. Give us the Wonder Woman epic battle saga game punctuated by true acts of love, kindness, mercy and balancing of the cosmic scales, you craven NERDS
Man I’m telling you being alive fucking rules like time passes round me and I feel every moment of it hell yeah dude
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Man I’m telling you being alive fucking rules like time passes round me and I feel every moment of it hell yeah dude
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“woke” is when you acknowledge that black people have contributed to the united states
Two panels commemorating the contribution of Black American soldiers towards the liberation of the Netherlands in World War Two have been quietly removed from a cemetery in Limburg. It follows a complaint by right-wing think tank The Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission.
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
“woke” is when you acknowledge that black people have contributed to the united states
getting into reading romance novels, blah blah blah, if I had a nickel every time, yadda yadda two nickels, but it’s weird it happened twice, etc etc
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
getting into reading romance novels, blah blah blah, if I had a nickel every time, yadda yadda two nickels, but it’s weird it happened twice, etc etc
I leave my business card in bathroom stalls
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I leave my business card in bathroom stalls
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Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits.
Please share!
Please share!
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits.
Please share!
Please share!
Rent freeze and eradication of no-fault evictions, free public transit, ICE permabanned, judgement-free housing for all Angelenos, countywide halt of encampment sweeps, safety for trans youth and healthcare for queer elders, baby baskets…
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Rent freeze and eradication of no-fault evictions, free public transit, ICE permabanned, judgement-free housing for all Angelenos, countywide halt of encampment sweeps, safety for trans youth and healthcare for queer elders, baby baskets…
Haven’t painted in over a year but currently find myself possessed by an urge to paint the mandalorian in a three piece suit like a luchador out of the ring in movies
It’s going to look so bad but its spirit will be pure
It’s going to look so bad but its spirit will be pure
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Haven’t painted in over a year but currently find myself possessed by an urge to paint the mandalorian in a three piece suit like a luchador out of the ring in movies
It’s going to look so bad but its spirit will be pure
It’s going to look so bad but its spirit will be pure
Keep the good times rolling and find some community and mutual aid groups in your area! If you’re already a part of some but maybe have fallen out of the loop a bit (like meee), it’s a great time to reconnect (like meee)
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Keep the good times rolling and find some community and mutual aid groups in your area! If you’re already a part of some but maybe have fallen out of the loop a bit (like meee), it’s a great time to reconnect (like meee)
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Once again I find myself wondering how owners of cuomosexual merch are doing
October 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Once again I find myself wondering how owners of cuomosexual merch are doing
Plunk plunk plunk let’s fucking gooooooooooo 🎉
I don’t even live on the same coast as NYC and I’m wildly invested in the mayoral election, I really feel in my bones how it plays out is the stone plunking into a lake to send ripples across and all around
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Plunk plunk plunk let’s fucking gooooooooooo 🎉
Prop 50 AND Mayor Mamdani?????? let’s fuckin gooooooooooo
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Prop 50 AND Mayor Mamdani?????? let’s fuckin gooooooooooo
Voting yes on 50 while a world with Mayor Mamdani draws closer to being a reality as Dick Cheney goes cold after the Dodgers won and the moon is nearly full,
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Voting yes on 50 while a world with Mayor Mamdani draws closer to being a reality as Dick Cheney goes cold after the Dodgers won and the moon is nearly full,
Looking forward to Pop Crave announcing the NY mayoral race results a full hour before WaPo and NYT
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Looking forward to Pop Crave announcing the NY mayoral race results a full hour before WaPo and NYT
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i'm up for an award! anybody can vote
vote in the Tripwire awards until 21st Nov
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The Tripwire Awards 2025 Are Now Live
Help To Celebrate The Best In UK and US Comics 2025 is the seventh consecutive year that Tripwire Magazine has run our acclaimed awards, casting an eye over the brightest and best in comics over the l...
tripwiremagazine.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i'm up for an award! anybody can vote
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When all else fails, try misogyny.
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When all else fails, try misogyny.