Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
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Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
@scareymulligan.bsky.social
The Criterion Closet’s worst guest.

I write The Parasocial Hour, a quasiacademic shitpost/newsletter about pop culture and capitalist decay.

latinx • goth • tired
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Links:
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He was temporarily coaxed away with tacos but that lasted a mere twenty minutes then it was right back to the scooting factory
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
i am sobbing and need to watch real cocomelon right fucking now
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If I were Wonder Woman I’d be bursting into tears every ten minutes, frankly
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don’t even like video games! But if there was a Wonder Woman game which had a similar journey of arduous self reflection, sacrifice and acceptance of kinship? And fuckin sword-lasso-fist combat combo?
Brother, I’d be chained to the console.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Anyway, Absolute Wonder Woman, written by @kellythompson.bsky.social, is was the cuties (who love ancient horrors and Giant Women) crave
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Every day I am feeling the truth of this is a day I am kicking my suicidal ideation in the ass and balls ✌🏻
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Btw I was Liesl from The Phoenician Scheme and I think if I’d had a pipe or a knife people might’ve recognized it better but I had neither so…. Whatever
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Injection sites and massive investment in harm reduction and free school lunch!!!!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM