I just want to be like a t-rex — notorious, body confident, and extinct.

Being a shark sounds pretty sweet. Don’t really have to watch what you eat, no more stress dreams about your teeth falling out, and if you wanna hang out at the beach people will just leave and let you have it to yourself.

Jasmine Crockett, after accusing colleagues of castrating their Constitutional duty, said, “My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which.”

Crockett: "If feels as if y'all have just decided that y'all are gonna castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone who was unelected. It doesn't matter how many cheerleaders he had on the field campaigning for him. That doesn't mean he gets to go in and sit atop any of our agencies"

“Making social media posts about current topics is lazy and not a form of resistance” was literally said to me today

Meanwhile, United Healthcare is fixing to start suing people over their social media posts.

Eat my ass.

Listen to @briantylercohen.bsky.social.

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Don’t worry, the reality tv show star Secretary of Hotubsexportation is handing the FAA’s aviation systems over to the exploding penis rocket/car imploding ketamine king and his merry band of unripened incels.

This is fine. Everything is fine.

A wee little heads up for those of you telling me to “cry harder” right now…
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Oh, and before we get too far along in our social friendship, I am wholeheartedly and unapologetically:
- Pro-choice
- Pro woman
- Pro immigrant
- Pro BIPOC
- Pro LGBTQIA+ (yes, all of them, so if you're LGB, get fucked)
- Anti-Nazi
- Anti Elon
- Anti MAGA

What have I missed?

I've put precisely 0 effort into building my presence here, because I was so sure Threads was going to be the kind, empathetic, welcoming space I'd been dreaming of since social media became a thing.

I was wrong. Thanks, Zuck, you boot-gargling scumbag.

So I'm here now.

So... Bluesky.

Nothing makes me feel more like the geriatric millennial I am than a new social media platform.