Scally Cap
@scallycap.bsky.social
I literally can't be stopped.
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One of the things that sets me apart is that I love truth and hate lies.
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
One of the things that sets me apart is that I love truth and hate lies.
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A Christmas Story (1983)
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A Christmas Story (1983)
One thing I hate about modern politicians is that they don't fly off the handle like they used to. They're still lunatics, but they used to shoot each other for eating tiramisu with the salad fork.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One thing I hate about modern politicians is that they don't fly off the handle like they used to. They're still lunatics, but they used to shoot each other for eating tiramisu with the salad fork.
Becoming the most jacked off man of all time.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Becoming the most jacked off man of all time.
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
At 35 years old I'm kind of glad I didn't get that full back piece of Shenron the Eternal Dragon yakuza-style.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
At 35 years old I'm kind of glad I didn't get that full back piece of Shenron the Eternal Dragon yakuza-style.
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
What Mandela universe are you from? I'm from the one where the Pringles guy was chomping on a big cigar.
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What Mandela universe are you from? I'm from the one where the Pringles guy was chomping on a big cigar.
For once can we have a scandal about politicians fucking people who are too OLD?
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
For once can we have a scandal about politicians fucking people who are too OLD?
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You know your friends are doing well in life when they have a 4 slice toaster.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You know your friends are doing well in life when they have a 4 slice toaster.
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i can't believe i never thought to do this before
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
The heads of security at the Louvre:
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The heads of security at the Louvre:
Gotta get @robzacny.bsky.social to play this.
First ever in-person game of Shadow Doge ended in, astonishingly, a tie!
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Gotta get @robzacny.bsky.social to play this.
Gonna make a graph of rappers comparing their skills to their vibes and see if there's any kind of trend line.
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Gonna make a graph of rappers comparing their skills to their vibes and see if there's any kind of trend line.
If you have a bunch of dirty cash that you need to launder, use it to buy all of your food. Just chip away at it over time. The savings add up astonishingly quick, there's no vig, and the IRS will never get up your ass about a hot dog here or there. #LifeLessons
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you have a bunch of dirty cash that you need to launder, use it to buy all of your food. Just chip away at it over time. The savings add up astonishingly quick, there's no vig, and the IRS will never get up your ass about a hot dog here or there. #LifeLessons
For Christmas, my dad opening a present containing a box of 5.56 and a note that says "you're gonna need em".
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
For Christmas, my dad opening a present containing a box of 5.56 and a note that says "you're gonna need em".
Getting off of Facebook was such a cheat code for my mental health.
Meta shares are plunging in heavy trading, on pace for their worst day in three years. Here's why: cnb.cx/4hAPrzH #CNBCData
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Getting off of Facebook was such a cheat code for my mental health.
God I hate being in the trades. If you are a teen, my career advice is that you should sell drugs.
October 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
God I hate being in the trades. If you are a teen, my career advice is that you should sell drugs.
First base gets a gun.
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First base gets a gun.
Three teenagers pushing a shopping cart with their gaming PC into Micro Center:
October 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Three teenagers pushing a shopping cart with their gaming PC into Micro Center:
Starting a riot at Micro Center by loudly telling people "actually it's pronounced LIE-nux".
October 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Starting a riot at Micro Center by loudly telling people "actually it's pronounced LIE-nux".
I'm sorry everyone but I can't keep pretending that Dragon Ball Super is good.
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm sorry everyone but I can't keep pretending that Dragon Ball Super is good.