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Writer | Programmer (JS, C#, Py) | Musician 🎸🎹🎷| | Legally blind | ADHD and Autism Advocate | LGBTQIA/Trans/Lesbian (She/Her) | Nerd
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New followers: Hi! I'm Zoë. I also answer to "Hey, you, please put down the guitar you're giving me a migraine!"

I'm currently battling a WICKED bad cold, so my posts are more all over the place than usual. But I post aboutprogramming, music, fiction writing, ADHD advocacy, and trans stuff 💙
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literally went from me saying “no, don’t sniff that” to the cat flying across the room
January 24, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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I'm super amused that they think this is going to stop us meme-ing.

You can't stop it. It just becomes something else just as absurd and stupid. Like ICE.
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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should i take a cute queer little soldering class next week
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I feel like I just got away with something, and I'm waiting to see how it catches me in the ass later. I've been checking out limited edition Taylor guitars as y'all know. Well, for the 50th anniversary they made 1,974 AD14s, 314s, etc.

The thing about the AD14 is this is the last AD14 ever, too
January 24, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Yay the sleet has begun. Bright side is that it's not freezing rain, but, the ground is still warm enough for it to melt and then refreeze, so, boo
January 24, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When I was a freshman in college I had probably been playing guitar for about a year to a year and a half. So one day I had my guitar with me on campus, waiting for my friend to get out of her classes so we could go to lunch, and I sat at one of my campus' 4 gazebos, just noodling, practicing.
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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beep beep the proton detector is going haywire this car contains protons which we all know to be one of the leading ingredients in fentanyl as well as in hydrogen bombs and guacamole
"Suspect's car tested positive for the presence of subatomic particles present in fentanyl."
Wow, they want a machine that makes guesses about people’s criminality with as much care for truth as a real police officer!
January 23, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Never been so glad to see TACO Tuesday, given the other crises we've got to deal with domestically

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukG5...

TL:DW The exact same agreement the US already has with Denmark is being announced as a new framework and a "win" and Europe learns it can push back
Did Trump "Chicken Out" Over Greenland?
YouTube video by TLDR News EU
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 PM
It's a French Vanilla cappuccino kinda night
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 AM
If you're in the southern US this ice storm is not being overblown or overhyped. This is going to be another 2021 situation, or even 2001. Get some bottled water, get a cheap charcoal or propane grill (and don't use it indoors!) whatever it takes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOIg...
We Know Where This Is Going Now
YouTube video by Ryan Hall, Y'all
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:11 PM
REMINDER: if you're in the path of the coming ice storms (and INSANE cold) and your house isn't built for this kind of weather, blankets or trash bags are a quick and dirty way to insulate windows or external doors.

Stay hydrated and drink lots of hot liquids, and protect exposed skin if you go out
January 22, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Randomly saw someone mentioning smoking a bowl and it made me laugh out loud because there was a time when I thought that meant someone was shoving their face in a cereal bowl full and not a pipe bowl

To this day I still picture that scene from Crocodile Dundee with the cocaine XD
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
This is Missy, the newest member of our family. She's a 3 1/2 year old cocker spaniel. The people who gave her to us rescued her from a really neglected home, so she's a very affectionate pupper who will eat anything 🐶
January 21, 2026 at 11:34 PM
There's a superstition that if you see a red bird, that means an inch of snow. Back in November Mom saw 12 of them all congregated together. I've been teasing her about it since.

I stopped teasing her today ☃
January 21, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I just learned Truefire exists, and it looks amazing. It's not just another guitar lesson platform, but has courses by actual professionals in the business, aimed at beginners up to - well, I'll put it this way, a professional guitarist recommended it to me as he uses it to learn new tricks lol
January 21, 2026 at 9:57 PM
lol. Got a text from my carrier asking me to do a survey to be entered to win a $100 gift card. "Expires 12/31/2025"

Whoever manages promotional messaging is having a Monday over there
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My problem with Internet of things is that when the Internet goes down so do things lol fiber went out an hour ago and I can’t get anything done now. Yay.
January 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Oof. Todd Howard basically lied to Kurt Kulman about promising him the lead designer role on TES 6. The guy waited ELEVEN YEARS and then got snubbed. I'd walk away too at that point.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rjp...
We Have a Pretty Dark Elder Scrolls 6 Update
YouTube video by EpicNate
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Apparently Coca-Cola's Freestyle machines use the same technology developed for insulin pumps to dispense their drinks, and that is the most twisted yet delicious poetic justice.
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Sweetwater's got a few decent-ish starter guitar packages on clearance, if you're looking to pick up a new hobby. I especially recommend the Fender CD and Yamaha FG8- (So 800, 830) as good, playable first acoustic guitars.
January 20, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Two things that have surprised me about owning a cocker spaniel so far:
1) she is surprisingly laid back and very, very affectionate
2) those paws are huge lol

But she is SUCH a sweetheart. She melts my heart every time she puts her head on my leg
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Oh that's so cool. The people behind the Belt Box launched a 3.0 version since I got mine, with a smaller overall build and an exposed nose (unlike my 2.0 version) making it WAY more comfortable to wear with the strap (because you can actually breathe lol)
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 AM
The roads are looking icy
And the clouds are looking bold
I'm too far south
To feel this damn cold 🥶

I keep trying to get a guitar shipped here to trial, but with the insane unpredictable weather I keep having to cancel. It's not a sign from God, it's a sign from humanity. We're doomed.
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Ann and Nancy Wilson are national treasures. Ann's vocals are sublime, and Nancy's fretwork is what I aspire to be when I grow up
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I heard someone refer to a cheap junk pair of $10 headphones as "trash cans" today and now I can't stop giggling. Such a delicious pun
January 19, 2026 at 9:55 PM