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She/they
Queer fem
Cancerian baddie
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RIP William Shakespeare. You would have loved the Drake/Kendrick Lamar rap feud
March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Down a history rabbit hole and here are my hot takes:

If FDR and his mom were around in modern times, they would be on that Mama's Boy show on TLC

Joseph Kennedy is like the ultimate dad-ager. The Kris Jenner of politics

Elon is America's Rasputin
March 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Told myself I was gonna have a Denzel movie marathon this weekend and here I am watching Olympus Has Fallen
a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen
ALT: a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen
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December 6, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Time to watch John Q again for no reason in particular
December 6, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Enough of my sad girl shit, the real thing I need to focus on is how do I get casted in a Tubi original movie?
December 6, 2024 at 3:51 PM
We always talk about sudden and unexpected deaths when it comes to grief, but losing someone slowly but consistently, knowing there's nothing you can do about it, that a little piece of them is dying and suffering each day and having to make acceptance with that, it is so devastating.
December 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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The CEO of an amoral health insurance company has been assassinated, leading to celebrations from an angry populace, moral debates, and a citywide manhunt. Critics are calling it "preachy Oscar bait that wades into heady topics without much to say about them". 49% on Rotten Tomatoes.
December 6, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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If Drake has 0 haters that means I’ve left this earth.
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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“Certified Lawyer Boy”
New Drake 🚨🚨🚨🚨

“8am in the Courthouse”
November 25, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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I’ve told y’all for 13 years Drake act like the white woman that raised him. Suing your label because you got smoked in a rap beef cements my point
November 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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talmbout a lawsuit 😭😭😭
November 25, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police.

I will never stop laughing about this!
November 25, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Andrew Tate:

I’M HERE

Bluesky:

No
November 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Shame stopped me from reaching out to apologize to an old friend. Thought about sending the text years ago and was so ashamed it took me so long to say sorry. Finally reached out and we both said we want to be friends again 😭😭😭😭
November 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Im not sure what's more unhinged to listen to when I'm at work, my Nicki playlist or roasts of Tyler Perry movies 🤣
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Being deep in my financial spreadsheets at 9am while listening to my Nicki playlist is insane. Making pivot tables while I'm thinking about the pink Lamborghini just to race in China
a woman with pink hair is sitting in a car
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November 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
November 18, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Bluesky is giving this and high key not mad about it
a woman in a fur coat is dancing in a hallway
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November 18, 2024 at 10:44 PM
July 9th is a diabolical birthday. She's the best one I got lmaoo
November 18, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Clarity and closure are two different processes but having to find closure without clarity is such a brutal process
November 18, 2024 at 2:09 AM
The way I HOLLERED
this was the best tweet I ever had on x. PhatIcon was my best era.
November 17, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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Happy Saturday, bitches.
November 16, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I don't fuck with Tyler the Creator but the beat for Sticky goes so damn hard
November 17, 2024 at 10:22 PM