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Liz Sage
@elizlipp.bsky.social
It took a severance to ditch all the dead weight.

♾️💍 @geneticdread.bsky.social
Watching this makes me want a Michelob Ultra and a cigarette real bad.
February 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Republicans are still trying to pass the SAVE Act—a bill that would make it harder to vote and disenfranchise millions of Americans. Join @redistrictingaction.org and tell your member of Congress to vote no: act.redistrictingaction.org/a/natl-saveact-cte
February 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Why is it that when you're having a string of terrible days, the moment you start to feel slightly less miserable, your dog's toenail decides to start bleeding all over the place? I'm fine, she's fine, and she now may love cornstarch, but honestly, can I just have a break, please?
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Mid-meltdown and I see this in the Walgreens drive thru. They actually had two identical ones.

I'm going back under my covers. Boo. Hiss.
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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Hey Greenbay...👀

If you're not gonna do it, step aside and let your constituents take care of the problems you refuse to acknowledge.

@greenbaypackers.bsky.social
Get your government!

youtube.com/shorts/4Wn8_...
This message is for @cityofgreenbay and @discovergreenbay.
YouTube video by Monte Mader
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February 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I'm also loving seeing Keith Edwards' Squidward looking ass getting roasted by #KHive all day today.
February 7, 2026 at 6:52 AM
All of it screams "privilege" from the siblings and Mr. Shachtman here.
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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Grace. Respect. Love.
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
"Punchy's my new baseline. Anyone even looks at me funny I'm taking them out."
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Given who is running ICE, I'm shocked all they did was kick the dog.
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Keith Edwards getting read for filth by the #KHive is the highlight of my week.
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Not the Calm app lol'ing in the comments. 😭
February 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Yeah, the women and kids aren't here for the shit anymore. We were Hillary's kids and you ignored us. Maybe you won't ignore Kamala's.
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Helpful hint: Blaming American Jews in New York City for the actions of the Israeli government is antisemitic.

And in general, blaming marginalized groups for their own persecution is some weird-ass white supremacist nonsense.
February 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Pop music palate cleanser.
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Law enforcement cannot be lawless.

Thousands of aggressive, untrained agents of the federal government continue to injure and terrorize Minnesotans. This must end.

apnews.com/article/immi...
ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital
Nurses in Minneapolis doubted federal immigration officers' claims about a Mexican immigrant's severe injuries.
apnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Is it Xanax o'clock?
an animated image of elsa from frozen 2 says i am ready
ALT: an animated image of elsa from frozen 2 says i am ready
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Historical accuracy when involving an oppressor becomes irrelevant.

ie. Fuck off, Musk. You're a pedophile.
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
These are the bots your grandparents follow and agree with online.
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Don't quote that man's name in my presence.
if you come at me with "bernie sanders was right about everything", i know that you are not someone who is to be taken seriously.
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Perimenopause makes me believe that I'm ready to physically fight anyone. I can't fight. I haven't ever fought anyone, but I can now.
a woman dressed as wonder woman is standing in a room with her arms outstretched
ALT: a woman dressed as wonder woman is standing in a room with her arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Is it existing joint pain or is it new? Perimenopause is a WHORE (and not the good kind).
February 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.

Business Ethics
Constitutional Law
Policial Science
Criminology
Something about Policing

I have an Associate's Degree in Criminal Justice with a minor in Political Science.
Gonna bounce back out of here after this.

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.

Critical Thinking
Media & Culture
Investigative Journalism
Business Marketing
Racial Ethics
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college

History of Biology
Physical Chemistry ("P-Chem")
Inorganic Chemistry Lab
19th-century Comparative Literature
Victorian Poets ("VickiPots")
February 1, 2026 at 9:57 AM
The call is coming from inside the house.
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 AM