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Liz Sage 🍁 🦃
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I'm not a bad bitch and this isn't savage.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Oh, my husband just died? I sure hope I have one of his offspring inside of me." is some Serena Joy type bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
🚩 Not MAGA, but an independent and a moderate.
🚩 "America First".
🚩 Refusal to acknowledge the lie that the state was left a surplus.
🚩 Believes if there's a surplus that taxes shouldn't increase.
🚩 Uses language like "free handouts" and "moocher" in political discourse.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Because horseshoe, that's why.
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I've been screaming about propaganda since I could vote. I'm not sure why warning folks isn't enough to ensure people don't fall for conspiracy theories. 🧵
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I get in weird musical moods. Sometimes that means you listen to Boston, a little Def Leppard, and now REO Speedwagon.

I should listen to Chicago next. Then Genesis!
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
🧊BALTIMORE COUNTY🧊
ICY ROADS - Icy roads have been reported around the Golden Ring Shopping Center. Please use caution in the area.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The current season of #Fortnite be like
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
One soldier from the pedo army held strong.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A $28 billion dollar industry that Republicans created with a loophole.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Those files aren't the files you're looking for.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
These might be the second batch because I'm dumb and messed up the first batch. I make them all of the time, just had a brain fart, I guess. I use the All Recipes version online. I just substituted Splenda for sugar (always 1 cup less than called for) and I'm heavy handed with the peanut butter.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Reading any given headline this week like
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is so damn beautiful.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The chokehold these have on me rn
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Isn't it cute when they act like they care? Republicans haven't done anything substantial in my 41 years on this earth except cause unnecessary war, deficits, and lots of bigotry.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you cannot see the trends here, I'm not sure you have eyes. Black women and men run the Democratic party. Are we going to unite behind them for once or will we continue to try and erase their voices like Republicans want?
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So we're defending Nazi apologists for the sake of being *checks notes* "anti-establishment?

Fuck. You.
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A three part story.

Part one: Mom has a stick!
Part Two: Mom still has the stick.
Part Three: Mom gave Reagan the stick!

During part three Mom took the stick back from Reagan because when Reagan runs with big sticks her Mother believes she'll hurt herself.

The end.
October 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hmm, about that.
October 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hard pass.
October 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I made butternut squash soup. Or is it pepper soup? I don't know but there's roasted peppers, onions, garlic, and butternut squash in it with some ta-da. It's surprisingly delicious.

I was just sick of my peppers looking at me like this.
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It's true though. #TLOAS
October 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The truth will set us free one day.
September 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The news you don't hear... 👀 🍆
September 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM