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Sara 🐬
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Not that serious. #GoFins #FinsUp 🐬⬆️
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August 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
6/almost 7 years with you wasn’t enough time but thanks for the best 6/almost 7 years ever Tidus 🥺♥️ love you forever bub
June 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
o shit I forgot about this place
June 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If anyone told me 6 months ago that this is how my life would be now, I would’ve looked at them and laughed haha bc wtf is going on
May 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Please tell Tidus he is very handsome or else 🔫 😤
February 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
13 years of loving the sweetest bub ever ♥️ rest in peace Brick 🧱
December 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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Jonnu Smith, breaker of records
December 23, 2024 at 12:49 AM
December 15, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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✌🏾
December 15, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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Score Update:
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
December 8, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Jets eliminated 👋🏼
December 8, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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she feels the love 💕
December 6, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime
December 1, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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Ohio State playcalling today
November 30, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Honestly, the way Tua is playing, this feels like the late 80's Fins. I think about Drew Brees and those three-straight 7-9 seasons with the Saints.

Tua's 17-game proration this season is:

440/590
4,516 yards
32 TD, 8 INT
114.2 rating

I know he missed two throws...but perspective. He's the guy.
Imagine if we had it during 4 years of no playoffs during Marino’s prime of 1986-1989
November 29, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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I’m so sensitive to alcohol there is no “pre gaming” it’s just “the game”
November 29, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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According to Next Gen Stats, the Dolphins have missed 16 tackles tonight that directly led to 82 additional yards
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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Watching the 4-7 Cowboys with a backup QB play the 2-9 Giants with a 3rd string QB and thinking, how could this possibly be worse?

And then the braying dipshittery of Tom Brady washes over me.
November 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Hope that Turkey is undercooked and that all get food poisoning
November 29, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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already craving a thanksgiving leftover sandwich
November 29, 2024 at 2:37 AM