Jonathan Keller
@jkeller5.bsky.social
Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.
If you get ESPN, check out the Kansas game. There’s a freshman guard, #7, named Kohl Rosario. Local kid from Weston. He’s crushing it
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If you get ESPN, check out the Kansas game. There’s a freshman guard, #7, named Kohl Rosario. Local kid from Weston. He’s crushing it
Hope all my Veteran friends on here have the day of appreciation they deserve. 🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hope all my Veteran friends on here have the day of appreciation they deserve. 🇺🇸
Third Period #TimeToHunt
a man in a blue shirt and tie holds his hand to his mouth
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie holds his hand to his mouth
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Third Period #TimeToHunt
I like Pete Davidson. But you know it’s bad when Alexa is funnier.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I like Pete Davidson. But you know it’s bad when Alexa is funnier.
Another nice little sports night in the 305954
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Another nice little sports night in the 305954
Watching Heat game like
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Watching Heat game like
Deleting all my 24-25 Jacquez skeets
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Deleting all my 24-25 Jacquez skeets
JP gonna have 3 sacks tonight, right?
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
JP gonna have 3 sacks tonight, right?
The Giants organization can be described as nightmarishly complex, illogical, and oppressive, especially due to senseless bureaucracy. I wish there was a colloquial word for that.
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Giants organization can be described as nightmarishly complex, illogical, and oppressive, especially due to senseless bureaucracy. I wish there was a colloquial word for that.
Every time you looked up, seemed Patrick Paul was doing something good.
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Every time you looked up, seemed Patrick Paul was doing something good.
Mills beat the Jags DB to the pylon by a neck
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Mills beat the Jags DB to the pylon by a neck
Feel like the Texans have had a backup QB with a really long neck for 20 years
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Feel like the Texans have had a backup QB with a really long neck for 20 years
We’re happy but we’re angry. We’re angry but we’re happy. We’re in shambles. But it’s not our fault. This franchise has made us like this.
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
We’re happy but we’re angry. We’re angry but we’re happy. We’re in shambles. But it’s not our fault. This franchise has made us like this.
Cedric Wilson with a HUGE block on Poyer to spring DA on that one.
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Cedric Wilson with a HUGE block on Poyer to spring DA on that one.
Sorry Bills fans. Elbo Room is for winners.
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sorry Bills fans. Elbo Room is for winners.
You guys will never believe this, but Jordan Poyer was unable to make the TD saving tackle
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
You guys will never believe this, but Jordan Poyer was unable to make the TD saving tackle
I was all set to criticize Tua for snapping the ball with 21seconds on the play clock, but I guess it worked out ok. Watching Achane outrun people is fun
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I was all set to criticize Tua for snapping the ball with 21seconds on the play clock, but I guess it worked out ok. Watching Achane outrun people is fun
Jack Jones got dragged for 15 yards, Jordan Brooks stripped Allen, and Jones gets up mugging for the camera. Who wants to tell him?
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Jack Jones got dragged for 15 yards, Jordan Brooks stripped Allen, and Jones gets up mugging for the camera. Who wants to tell him?
Saints winning, Giants winning, Jets possibly winning. This would be a very opportunistic loss if we’re so inclined.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Saints winning, Giants winning, Jets possibly winning. This would be a very opportunistic loss if we’re so inclined.
If we are going to lose this game, it might as well be devastatingly heartbreaking
If we’re going to win this game, we might as well kick their fucking asses. #FinsUp
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If we are going to lose this game, it might as well be devastatingly heartbreaking
Jesus I’m off my game today
If we’re going to win this game, we might as well kick their fucking asses. #FinsUp
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Jesus I’m off my game today
What I said after being pulled over by the cops
I’ve never seen 85 in my life
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What I said after being pulled over by the cops