Satan
@satanshouse.com
Im Satan (the cute fluffy one) just a naughty Samoyed. Love people, being as dirty as possible, food, getting into trouble eating things I’m not supposed to, Green Bay football. The Wild, The Twins, Dogs, Cats.
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Satan
@satanshouse.com
· Dec 23
I am aware some ppl do not like my name, however it wont be changing. Secondarily I am not too "cute" to be named this. Just listen and reason this out. Who is stealing your soul between the two of us. Look into my eyes and tell me you are picking the other one. 1/2 #dogsofbluesky
Everyone probably heard the Gestapo is supposedly leaving here. We will believe it when we see it. But I wanted to share the most Minnesota in 2026 photo I have ever seen. This woman was about to get in the shower and was alerted ICE was in her neighborhood
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Everyone probably heard the Gestapo is supposedly leaving here. We will believe it when we see it. But I wanted to share the most Minnesota in 2026 photo I have ever seen. This woman was about to get in the shower and was alerted ICE was in her neighborhood
Dogpile on dad kinda morning! Can barely even see Shorty. Ripped my cone off to the point of unusable. He got up at 3am to start smoking pulled pork. My little person is at her cat job. Foosball and all the related snacks I’m going to sneak are purchased. It’s gonna be a good day.
February 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Dogpile on dad kinda morning! Can barely even see Shorty. Ripped my cone off to the point of unusable. He got up at 3am to start smoking pulled pork. My little person is at her cat job. Foosball and all the related snacks I’m going to sneak are purchased. It’s gonna be a good day.
My favorite (and only) little person getting ready to hit some fresh cords
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
My favorite (and only) little person getting ready to hit some fresh cords
Making myself look cuddly and pitiful.
I have managed to ram this cone into enough ppl, walls, other dogs, etc that it’s now all cracked to hell. Hopefully I can break it soon
I have managed to ram this cone into enough ppl, walls, other dogs, etc that it’s now all cracked to hell. Hopefully I can break it soon
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Making myself look cuddly and pitiful.
I have managed to ram this cone into enough ppl, walls, other dogs, etc that it’s now all cracked to hell. Hopefully I can break it soon
I have managed to ram this cone into enough ppl, walls, other dogs, etc that it’s now all cracked to hell. Hopefully I can break it soon
@hamishmom.bsky.social see my people understand the constitution and magma carta as well as the laws of the bible and all of the other places this is written. The cheese tax cannot be violated. You should call a pawtourney
February 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
@hamishmom.bsky.social see my people understand the constitution and magma carta as well as the laws of the bible and all of the other places this is written. The cheese tax cannot be violated. You should call a pawtourney
They mock me in my torture implement. Both these other dogs will pay (as soon as I am freed). Also I took my first poop since I was at the vet this morning. Dad was very impressed.
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
They mock me in my torture implement. Both these other dogs will pay (as soon as I am freed). Also I took my first poop since I was at the vet this morning. Dad was very impressed.
A blessed Sinday. Pray for me (or pray to me, idk). I am very angry today. I cant fit in my tiny kennel, big mad (my ppl even got me a xl one yesterday, but I HATE it, its not mine. Worse than that, I cant fit my head through the dog door anymore. There will be retribution.
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 PM
A blessed Sinday. Pray for me (or pray to me, idk). I am very angry today. I cant fit in my tiny kennel, big mad (my ppl even got me a xl one yesterday, but I HATE it, its not mine. Worse than that, I cant fit my head through the dog door anymore. There will be retribution.
It was at that moment I knew, I fucked up... (I did get a new pink leash though, my ppl couldnt go downtown today, and I cost them $1,795.27 so I got that going for me which is nice.)
January 31, 2026 at 9:17 PM
It was at that moment I knew, I fucked up... (I did get a new pink leash though, my ppl couldnt go downtown today, and I cost them $1,795.27 so I got that going for me which is nice.)
Cant blame me for this one!
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Cant blame me for this one!
One of my people, carrying a giant constitution through Minneapolis rn
#iceout. #minneapolis #fuckice
#iceout. #minneapolis #fuckice
January 30, 2026 at 10:25 PM
One of my people, carrying a giant constitution through Minneapolis rn
#iceout. #minneapolis #fuckice
#iceout. #minneapolis #fuckice
On today’s exciting episode of. Lazy, Jobless, unemployed, and slothful. Episode 9827482: same as all the other episodes, just with less dirt
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
On today’s exciting episode of. Lazy, Jobless, unemployed, and slothful. Episode 9827482: same as all the other episodes, just with less dirt
This is shocking. The government is lying to everyone? How can that be? I’m just shocked
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM
This is shocking. The government is lying to everyone? How can that be? I’m just shocked
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1) Master Gardner specialization in holes
2) Chief Executive Awhooooer
3) Couch eater
4) Cuddler
5) Diety
1) Master Gardner specialization in holes
2) Chief Executive Awhooooer
3) Couch eater
4) Cuddler
5) Diety
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
Typesetter
Computer Operator
Sound Engineer
Stagehand
Cash Office Manager
Typesetter
Computer Operator
Sound Engineer
Stagehand
Cash Office Manager
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
Songbird
Shitkicker
Lollygagger
Desk Jockey
Picture Maker
Songbird
Shitkicker
Lollygagger
Desk Jockey
Picture Maker
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1) Master Gardner specialization in holes
2) Chief Executive Awhooooer
3) Couch eater
4) Cuddler
5) Diety
1) Master Gardner specialization in holes
2) Chief Executive Awhooooer
3) Couch eater
4) Cuddler
5) Diety
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Ihlan Omar just squared up on an attacker at a townhall. LOL Shes literally being more badass than the pretend "alphas" in the GOP
C-SPAN (@cspan) on Threads
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) was attacked by a man during a town hall event in her Minneapolis district Tuesday evening.
www.threads.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Ihlan Omar just squared up on an attacker at a townhall. LOL Shes literally being more badass than the pretend "alphas" in the GOP
Ilhan Omar was just attacked at a townhall here in MN
January 28, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Ilhan Omar was just attacked at a townhall here in MN
QQ? Do you think they are going to make the governor of Texas resign? I mean they screamed from the hilltop about Walz being corrupt.. surely same yes? They will surely blame all whiteys in texas for this yes? I mean... Surely? Do we need to send a fake youtube kid there to report?
48 Texans charged in nationwide $14.6 billion healthcare fraud takedown
48 Texans are among 324 individuals nationwide indicted in a massive health care fraud crackdown. These schemes involve over $14.6 billion in alleged losses to federal health care programs.
www.fox4news.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
QQ? Do you think they are going to make the governor of Texas resign? I mean they screamed from the hilltop about Walz being corrupt.. surely same yes? They will surely blame all whiteys in texas for this yes? I mean... Surely? Do we need to send a fake youtube kid there to report?
They are torturing my people! They must not know my ppl are from Minnesota. I have been trained for insurgency
Maple is getting put through utter torture right now (he is clean and does not have anything gross on or in his fur)
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
They are torturing my people! They must not know my ppl are from Minnesota. I have been trained for insurgency
These encounters are frequent here. These ppl pretended to swear an oath to the constitution.
January 27, 2026 at 9:44 PM
These encounters are frequent here. These ppl pretended to swear an oath to the constitution.
Reposted by Satan
Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him.
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him.
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
I just wanted to share this because the person that wrote this letter explains much better than I ever could what is happening here. Things ppl don’t see, hear, or read about in media. Please give it a listen, it may help when they fome to your city
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8PXTyq8/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8PXTyq8/
My cousin in Minneapolis wrote the family and I thought I would share it with you. It’s a long video, but I hope you watch all of it. We will make it through this #minnesota #minneapolis #usa #noice #...
TikTok video by Matt Braunger
www.tiktok.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I just wanted to share this because the person that wrote this letter explains much better than I ever could what is happening here. Things ppl don’t see, hear, or read about in media. Please give it a listen, it may help when they fome to your city
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8PXTyq8/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8PXTyq8/
Guess who had some quality time outside this afternoon? (here is a hint, it was me) how did I find dirt when its -4f and the ground is frozen? I am a goddess, thats how.
January 26, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Guess who had some quality time outside this afternoon? (here is a hint, it was me) how did I find dirt when its -4f and the ground is frozen? I am a goddess, thats how.
Today is the 925th day of January. its -8f. My people are about to abandon me again for the day so they can go get pepper sprayed by our own government. followed by a mental health hockey match. have a sinful Sunday everyone. Be a menace today.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Today is the 925th day of January. its -8f. My people are about to abandon me again for the day so they can go get pepper sprayed by our own government. followed by a mental health hockey match. have a sinful Sunday everyone. Be a menace today.