Satan
@satanshouse.com
Im Satan (the cute fluffy one) just a naughty Samoyed. Love people, being as dirty as possible, food, getting into trouble eating things I’m not supposed to, Green Bay football. The Wild, The Twins, Dogs, Cats.
She/her/Dammit Satan
She/her/Dammit Satan
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Satan
@satanshouse.com
· Dec 23
I am aware some ppl do not like my name, however it wont be changing. Secondarily I am not too "cute" to be named this. Just listen and reason this out. Who is stealing your soul between the two of us. Look into my eyes and tell me you are picking the other one. 1/2 #dogsofbluesky
Do I look like I am mad and contemplating everything? Cause I am. I just got back from the groomer and they "expressed my anal glands". THEY PUT FINGERS UP MY BUTT. Fuck all of this. I dont think I can go on. I have been violated.
December 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Do I look like I am mad and contemplating everything? Cause I am. I just got back from the groomer and they "expressed my anal glands". THEY PUT FINGERS UP MY BUTT. Fuck all of this. I dont think I can go on. I have been violated.
its once again snowing, and I have been locked inside all morning because Im not supposed to get all wet before I go to the groomer. Someone call the ASPCA on these ppl
December 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
its once again snowing, and I have been locked inside all morning because Im not supposed to get all wet before I go to the groomer. Someone call the ASPCA on these ppl
Oh Em Gee. It’s like hell on earth right now. I’m so in love with this. Please let me back inside in April and not before
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh Em Gee. It’s like hell on earth right now. I’m so in love with this. Please let me back inside in April and not before
If I dont get the good stuff tonight, there will be hell to pay (literally)
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If I dont get the good stuff tonight, there will be hell to pay (literally)
The nerve of some ppl. Trying to make me go inside of all things. Piss off. I will go inside in April, leave me alone
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The nerve of some ppl. Trying to make me go inside of all things. Piss off. I will go inside in April, leave me alone
a couple of my greatest hits from the past year. I have been so good. #onthegoodlist #santaiscoming #samoyed #beauty
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
a couple of my greatest hits from the past year. I have been so good. #onthegoodlist #santaiscoming #samoyed #beauty
Trying to explain how sorry I am I ate a brick of cheese off the counter while mom was distracted by a work call. I got yelled at.
(I’m not sorry)
(I’m not sorry)
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Trying to explain how sorry I am I ate a brick of cheese off the counter while mom was distracted by a work call. I got yelled at.
(I’m not sorry)
(I’m not sorry)
So tired of this week that Grogu is going to pay for it. Yelled at twice for licking Shortys drool strings, yelled at for biting at Cobbers back legs. Yelled at for eating a brick of cheese. Yelled at for visiting the neighbor kids. Girl can’t do ANYTHING FUN AT ALL
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So tired of this week that Grogu is going to pay for it. Yelled at twice for licking Shortys drool strings, yelled at for biting at Cobbers back legs. Yelled at for eating a brick of cheese. Yelled at for visiting the neighbor kids. Girl can’t do ANYTHING FUN AT ALL
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It is an absolutely gorgeous day for outside!
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It is an absolutely gorgeous day for outside!
Look how cute I look licking the droolcicles from Short Rounds face.
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Look how cute I look licking the droolcicles from Short Rounds face.
Supposed to get some decent snow starting this afternoon and I’m sooooooo excited for it
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Supposed to get some decent snow starting this afternoon and I’m sooooooo excited for it
My ppl left me today to play in the snow without me. Very unfair, gonna leave hairs all over their pillows
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My ppl left me today to play in the snow without me. Very unfair, gonna leave hairs all over their pillows
The people think it’s too cold today but it’s just about ideal really
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The people think it’s too cold today but it’s just about ideal really
Happy Monday from. It’s a glorious 9 degrees. It doesn’t get much better for a Monday.
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Happy Monday from. It’s a glorious 9 degrees. It doesn’t get much better for a Monday.
So much fun today, winter should last forever
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So much fun today, winter should last forever
We got more snow, its so blissful.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We got more snow, its so blissful.
@batfett.bsky.social this seems like something you should do www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U5eL6c/
First fit of Gingerbread Mando #mandalorian #gingerbread #cosplay #christmas #starwars
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November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@batfett.bsky.social this seems like something you should do www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8U5eL6c/
Mom and dad are out for a date night and even though they are downtown Minneapolis every day they aren’t used to Minneapolis restaurants and bar prices (this place is steak famous tho).
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Mom and dad are out for a date night and even though they are downtown Minneapolis every day they aren’t used to Minneapolis restaurants and bar prices (this place is steak famous tho).
When you were banned from being outside after only being outside 7 hours today. Locked in a prison of despair with all that beautiful snow and 20 degree temps. Wasnt even bad at all today. Short Round ate all the turkey giblets, and the bag they came in off the counter and I had none. Jesus wept
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When you were banned from being outside after only being outside 7 hours today. Locked in a prison of despair with all that beautiful snow and 20 degree temps. Wasnt even bad at all today. Short Round ate all the turkey giblets, and the bag they came in off the counter and I had none. Jesus wept
Something amazing happened over night! It’s 16 degrees, the wind is howling, it’s snowing like mad. Me and shorty are never leaving this magical wonderland. This feels so amazing on the undercarriage, you should def try it
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Something amazing happened over night! It’s 16 degrees, the wind is howling, it’s snowing like mad. Me and shorty are never leaving this magical wonderland. This feels so amazing on the undercarriage, you should def try it
So my male old person gets Christmas cards done every year and since they are getting ready for photos tomorrow thought we’d share past years. (Only way dad would do this is if he could pick the outfits, and mom’s a pushover). Will post this years when we get it
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So my male old person gets Christmas cards done every year and since they are getting ready for photos tomorrow thought we’d share past years. (Only way dad would do this is if he could pick the outfits, and mom’s a pushover). Will post this years when we get it
Happy Sinday! Pretty sure my hired staff is cooking that bacon for us! So I got that going for me, which is nice.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Happy Sinday! Pretty sure my hired staff is cooking that bacon for us! So I got that going for me, which is nice.