Satan
@satanshouse.com
Im Satan (the cute fluffy one) just a naughty Samoyed. Love people, being as dirty as possible, food, getting into trouble eating things I’m not supposed to, Green Bay football. The Wild, The Twins, Dogs, Cats.
She/her/Dammit Satan
She/her/Dammit Satan
Happy Sinday! Take a nap today. Eat a couch. Dig a hole. Bite your brothers tail. Do whatever you dang well feel like.
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Happy Sinday! Take a nap today. Eat a couch. Dig a hole. Bite your brothers tail. Do whatever you dang well feel like.
Happy Saturday. I hope it’s lazy for you too!
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Happy Saturday. I hope it’s lazy for you too!
The people left me for Wisconsin’s best bar. Dad had a rough week. Might be there awhile
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The people left me for Wisconsin’s best bar. Dad had a rough week. Might be there awhile
Financial advice time. Like me, Get you a household with two incomes, a personal chef, a beautician, a house keeper and a chauffeur. Follow me for more investment advice
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Financial advice time. Like me, Get you a household with two incomes, a personal chef, a beautician, a house keeper and a chauffeur. Follow me for more investment advice
A few from last night and happy hump day.
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A few from last night and happy hump day.
Ppl post! Winter is back on baby (for a couple days, it’s supposed to be damn near 60 this weekend)
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ppl post! Winter is back on baby (for a couple days, it’s supposed to be damn near 60 this weekend)
All things considered it’s been a great Monday so far. For me.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
All things considered it’s been a great Monday so far. For me.
Guess who had a delightful Sinday.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Guess who had a delightful Sinday.
Happy Sinday. Perhaps the happiest Sinday this year so far. 19 glorious degrees. First dusting of snow. 25mph wind. It does not get better than this to celebrate my day
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy Sinday. Perhaps the happiest Sinday this year so far. 19 glorious degrees. First dusting of snow. 25mph wind. It does not get better than this to celebrate my day
This is my arch nemesis “Maggie”. She thinks she can get up close to my person, but she’s very incorrect. Shes also always at MY dog park. Like get a effing job bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is my arch nemesis “Maggie”. She thinks she can get up close to my person, but she’s very incorrect. Shes also always at MY dog park. Like get a effing job bitch.
This is the face that I make when I get caught digging up the yard. Do I look like I feel bad? Cause I don’t irl. I’m gonna do it again as soon as they stop watching me. Suckers
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This is the face that I make when I get caught digging up the yard. Do I look like I feel bad? Cause I don’t irl. I’m gonna do it again as soon as they stop watching me. Suckers
I don’t wanna be an asshole (haha false) but these dickhole people woke me up at 6. Not to go to the dog park or anything fun. But to get a EFFING bath and haircut/ brushing out. Not at all acceptable. There will be retribution
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I don’t wanna be an asshole (haha false) but these dickhole people woke me up at 6. Not to go to the dog park or anything fun. But to get a EFFING bath and haircut/ brushing out. Not at all acceptable. There will be retribution
This section is about 6 feet around, it was a biggun.
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This section is about 6 feet around, it was a biggun.
My people say I can’t ruin anything else expensive cause they had to have cranes take down a few trees today. So what should I break?
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My people say I can’t ruin anything else expensive cause they had to have cranes take down a few trees today. So what should I break?
COME BACK ID LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTEE.
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
COME BACK ID LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTEE.
Today will be a no for me.
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Today will be a no for me.
Doing my part to keep the house cool by sitting part in and mostly out
November 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Doing my part to keep the house cool by sitting part in and mostly out
Sorry for the delay we’ve been busy.. honey crisp old fashioned was on our menu
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sorry for the delay we’ve been busy.. honey crisp old fashioned was on our menu
Today is my birthday! Since my ppl weren’t there for that blessed day, here is the first day I was at my new house. 14 seconds after meeting Cobber. They didn’t know I was a deity at the time. Had to show Cobber who’s in charge around here. Also I ate that blanket while plugged in the next day
October 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Today is my birthday! Since my ppl weren’t there for that blessed day, here is the first day I was at my new house. 14 seconds after meeting Cobber. They didn’t know I was a deity at the time. Had to show Cobber who’s in charge around here. Also I ate that blanket while plugged in the next day