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Jay
@satanicnightjar.bsky.social
30+ | depressed again | still a bad person

*Posts/replies older than 2 days will get deleted when I remember to run a script
Aging is pretty much feeling helpless about systemic inefficiencies and injustices ad infinitum and then you die :)
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Why are these ugly-ass shoes also expensive? Also why do these people keep discontinuing the shoes I already like that I've worn out? 😡 THEY WORKED FINE
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just mad 😡 and also wondering what can be done
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Maybe I need to tattoo "don't eat sugar you diabetic moron" on my wrist. Maybe that'll fix me.
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Bestie (to me): Man my new manager at work is such a bitch
Bestie (to her kid): Forget mommy just said that
Me: Good that we live far apart or there will be no saving that kid's vocabulary
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"Demure" being fixed in the netizen lexicon is just so funny
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I wanna write publicly about entitlement and learned helplessness ingrained in public due to the Buddhism curriculum in Sri Lanka but I also don't want to get arrested.
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Ugh what even is the point if I can't post problematic takes 😑
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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I’ll have what she’s having
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
There's like 4 restaurants in this bloody campus within 500m to my office and all of them are serving awful stuff today.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Some of the games being advertised to me are like "Save this King/Princess" and bro, I will never support monarchy.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
birthdays should come in every 5 years or so there are no gifts left to buy
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My favorite thing in cdramas is when they ask "Who bullied you?" when a character is upset. Usually they can't do anything about the person who bullied their loved one but they ask it as if to go beat them up, and that's just adorable.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Wicked For Good was meh.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When management asks, "can we do something with this new technology?", just say NO when applicable. You can't integrate every innovation into every fucking thing. It's common sense I fear.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Man I used to have way more fun in SL where I was supposed to be a good little person to avoid being ratted out to an authority figure instead of here where I can do literally anything without getting caught.
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"I don't know who that is" - Me, about every Sri Lankan I should at least have a passing idea of.
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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For those students in calculus-based physics classes 🧪

youtu.be/P9dpTTpjymE?...
I Will Derive!
YouTube video by MindofMatthew
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Bnuy
May 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM