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@sassysmc.bsky.social
I like consumers, stats, & schools with fun mascots. Drunk on CFB. I used to spend a lot of time underwater. Someone put me in a position of authority when I’m completely ungovernable. She/Her/PhD.
While I’m happy my Bearcats seem to have gotten their shit together, if this means more Satterfield, I don’t wanna.
October 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
While I’m happy my Bearcats seem to have gotten their shit together, if this means more Satterfield, I don’t wanna.
Sleeping separately from husband bc of the giant wolf spider that was crawling across the bed while I got ready. Do I know they’re good guys? Yes. Does it make it better? Absolutely the fuck not.
September 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Sleeping separately from husband bc of the giant wolf spider that was crawling across the bed while I got ready. Do I know they’re good guys? Yes. Does it make it better? Absolutely the fuck not.
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me, every saturday from late august through november
September 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
me, every saturday from late august through november
Best part of the week. Can someone get him, like, a beta blocker?
September 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Best part of the week. Can someone get him, like, a beta blocker?
How did I end up with a Labrador retriever who doesn’t understand how to retrieve?
September 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
How did I end up with a Labrador retriever who doesn’t understand how to retrieve?
Fire Satterfield.
That is all.
That is all.
August 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fire Satterfield.
That is all.
That is all.
Husband took the dog to the vet for teeth cleaning this morning. His phone number was left for care and yet I got the call that she was done.
Apparently even with fur babies, mom is the default parent. 🙄
Apparently even with fur babies, mom is the default parent. 🙄
June 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Husband took the dog to the vet for teeth cleaning this morning. His phone number was left for care and yet I got the call that she was done.
Apparently even with fur babies, mom is the default parent. 🙄
Apparently even with fur babies, mom is the default parent. 🙄
This d2 CWS has been so much fun to watch (minus the rain delays). #rollstable
June 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This d2 CWS has been so much fun to watch (minus the rain delays). #rollstable
Everyone needs a pocket friend as awesome as @thegurglingcod.bsky.social who randomly sends you fun things like shirts or buttons. Thank you, my dude!
May 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Everyone needs a pocket friend as awesome as @thegurglingcod.bsky.social who randomly sends you fun things like shirts or buttons. Thank you, my dude!
There’s a mouse in my air duct. I don’t wanna hurt the little guy but dammit he’s so loud trying to get through the damn vent!
Suggestions?
Suggestions?
May 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
There’s a mouse in my air duct. I don’t wanna hurt the little guy but dammit he’s so loud trying to get through the damn vent!
Suggestions?
Suggestions?
@bmoritz99.bsky.social got any recommendations for podcasting equipment? We're working on building a mini studio and I don't know what equipment works well! Since you're a podcaster, I figured you might have some recommendations!
May 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@bmoritz99.bsky.social got any recommendations for podcasting equipment? We're working on building a mini studio and I don't know what equipment works well! Since you're a podcaster, I figured you might have some recommendations!
Did a “back from the dead” candle refill kit from @effingcandleco.bsky.social tonight and my house smells incredible.
April 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Did a “back from the dead” candle refill kit from @effingcandleco.bsky.social tonight and my house smells incredible.
I really need one, single, solitary day where nothing goes horribly wrong.
April 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I really need one, single, solitary day where nothing goes horribly wrong.
Because April has been the longest year of my life, I came in to a flooded office this morning. Lordy.
April 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Because April has been the longest year of my life, I came in to a flooded office this morning. Lordy.
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Who would’ve thought we’d be living these books out? We are in perilous times.
April 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Who would’ve thought we’d be living these books out? We are in perilous times.
Quite mad at myself for forgetting the school I donated for on one of my donations for the @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
(hey I have three alma maters and a CFB employer; don't judge me)
(hey I have three alma maters and a CFB employer; don't judge me)
Good evening, mighty #CharitibundiBowl combatants! Your latest Top 25, via our shiny new leaderboard at moneycannon.org:
April 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Quite mad at myself for forgetting the school I donated for on one of my donations for the @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
(hey I have three alma maters and a CFB employer; don't judge me)
(hey I have three alma maters and a CFB employer; don't judge me)
This is the best week of the year. Open your hearts and wallets and release your spite towards your rival. Don’t have a school? I’m happy to direct you to some “extended universe” schools.
[pokes head out of raging conflagration of generosity and goodwill]
HEY FRIENDS WHO WANTS TO SEE THE DAY 1 #CHARITIBUNDIBOWL LEADERBOARD
HEY FRIENDS WHO WANTS TO SEE THE DAY 1 #CHARITIBUNDIBOWL LEADERBOARD
April 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This is the best week of the year. Open your hearts and wallets and release your spite towards your rival. Don’t have a school? I’m happy to direct you to some “extended universe” schools.
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MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY
channel-6.ghost.io/edsbs-charit...
channel-6.ghost.io/edsbs-charit...
EDSBS CHARITY BOWL 2025: FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
The 2025 Charity Bowl (styled as #CharitibundiBowl) is upon us. Here’s everything you need to know.
channel-6.ghost.io
April 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY
channel-6.ghost.io/edsbs-charit...
channel-6.ghost.io/edsbs-charit...
Finally got around to watching The Menu and if you haven’t seen it yet, you have like two more days of it on Netflix.
March 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Finally got around to watching The Menu and if you haven’t seen it yet, you have like two more days of it on Netflix.
@surber.bsky.social you need to visit (as a public educator, it is safe for work): www.reddit.com/r/powerwashi...
Power Washing Porn
For all things that have been ✨satisfyingly✨ power or pressure washed.
www.reddit.com
March 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@surber.bsky.social you need to visit (as a public educator, it is safe for work): www.reddit.com/r/powerwashi...
Welp found my first tick of the season and now I want to light my entire backyard on fire.
Possibly my front as well.
Anyone have tips on getting rid of yard ticks? Fence is too tall for deer (backyard at least)
Possibly my front as well.
Anyone have tips on getting rid of yard ticks? Fence is too tall for deer (backyard at least)
March 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Welp found my first tick of the season and now I want to light my entire backyard on fire.
Possibly my front as well.
Anyone have tips on getting rid of yard ticks? Fence is too tall for deer (backyard at least)
Possibly my front as well.
Anyone have tips on getting rid of yard ticks? Fence is too tall for deer (backyard at least)
So…anyone wanna help talk me down from launching a verbal grenade (professionally, of course) at someone?
February 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
So…anyone wanna help talk me down from launching a verbal grenade (professionally, of course) at someone?
I miss these chucklefucks so much. I can’t wait to be home (not pictured, but missed: husband).
February 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I miss these chucklefucks so much. I can’t wait to be home (not pictured, but missed: husband).
I live in MO, but grew up in CA. In the last month, I found out one of the deans at my school student taught at my HS and met a chair from my alma mater in OHIO who went to my elementary school AT THE SAME TIME AS ME.
Y’all the world is small.
Y’all the world is small.
February 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I live in MO, but grew up in CA. In the last month, I found out one of the deans at my school student taught at my HS and met a chair from my alma mater in OHIO who went to my elementary school AT THE SAME TIME AS ME.
Y’all the world is small.
Y’all the world is small.