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I like consumers, stats, & schools with fun mascots. Drunk on CFB. I used to spend a lot of time underwater. Someone put me in a position of authority when I’m completely ungovernable. She/Her/PhD.
I like Get Sprints seat covers, but my one complaint is they go over the headrest, so they don’t sit as well as I’d like. Easy washing though!
November 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I like Get Sprints seat covers, but my one complaint is they go over the headrest, so they don’t sit as well as I’d like. Easy washing though!
Genuinely induces nausea.
October 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Genuinely induces nausea.
and like, that was *after* being pepper-sprayed....by the senior citizen. Sorry to the old man for any negative press he's getting (but love it for him that he hasn't been charged, unless I missed it).
October 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
and like, that was *after* being pepper-sprayed....by the senior citizen. Sorry to the old man for any negative press he's getting (but love it for him that he hasn't been charged, unless I missed it).
Can confirm most of the Walton $$ goes to the University itself (Walton Foundation money paid for most of my doctorate). Interestingly, Alice Walton SoM doesn't seem connected to U of A (UAMS is in LR, not Fayetteville).
October 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Can confirm most of the Walton $$ goes to the University itself (Walton Foundation money paid for most of my doctorate). Interestingly, Alice Walton SoM doesn't seem connected to U of A (UAMS is in LR, not Fayetteville).
None of the above, she’s a Catahoula leopard dog! Highly recommend, even if she does roll her eyes at me and then look at my husband when I tell her to get out of my bed. Fun facts: they can climb trees and they were bred to hunt wild hogs!
October 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
None of the above, she’s a Catahoula leopard dog! Highly recommend, even if she does roll her eyes at me and then look at my husband when I tell her to get out of my bed. Fun facts: they can climb trees and they were bred to hunt wild hogs!
I included the cross stitch because if you need emergency pet pics, you need fun grandma art.
(It’s me. I’m secretly the grandma).
(It’s me. I’m secretly the grandma).
October 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I included the cross stitch because if you need emergency pet pics, you need fun grandma art.
(It’s me. I’m secretly the grandma).
(It’s me. I’m secretly the grandma).
Hey now, ladies is uncles too.
October 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey now, ladies is uncles too.
I feel like BBB needs some explanation. It’s a MASSIVE bike rally (I believe 2nd in size to Sturgis) and huge bbq contest that takes over Fayetteville. As many confederate flags as one might expect. Equal parts fantastic, mind boggling, and terrifying, much like Razorback football.
October 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I feel like BBB needs some explanation. It’s a MASSIVE bike rally (I believe 2nd in size to Sturgis) and huge bbq contest that takes over Fayetteville. As many confederate flags as one might expect. Equal parts fantastic, mind boggling, and terrifying, much like Razorback football.
The ordinary has a really nice daily moisturizer and the Mario badescu lip mask is amazing.
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The ordinary has a really nice daily moisturizer and the Mario badescu lip mask is amazing.
Yes I AM a recovering Catholic - why do you ask?
September 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yes I AM a recovering Catholic - why do you ask?
I'm fairly certain you just DM Godfrey with the FOIA. It is in his name, after all. At the very least, he's tall enough to reach up there.
September 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm fairly certain you just DM Godfrey with the FOIA. It is in his name, after all. At the very least, he's tall enough to reach up there.
Cincinnati; like lighting a building on fire.
August 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Cincinnati; like lighting a building on fire.
Something stupid confirmed (and they were impressively expeditious on the processing and shipping!)!
August 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Something stupid confirmed (and they were impressively expeditious on the processing and shipping!)!
You and the gin cat popped up and I, too, think I’m about to do something very stupid.
August 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You and the gin cat popped up and I, too, think I’m about to do something very stupid.
I personally like Holly’s list of sky folk, but I do like my academic friends here.
August 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I personally like Holly’s list of sky folk, but I do like my academic friends here.
I’ve basically stopped asking questions and just give side eye.
July 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’ve basically stopped asking questions and just give side eye.
I’m in Missouri; there are no laws.
July 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’m in Missouri; there are no laws.
KC is much darker, but sweet to sweet heat for the flavor. That is definitely NOT KC bbq.
Stl worships provel cheese. Many of their food stylings are…questionable.
Stl worships provel cheese. Many of their food stylings are…questionable.
July 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
KC is much darker, but sweet to sweet heat for the flavor. That is definitely NOT KC bbq.
Stl worships provel cheese. Many of their food stylings are…questionable.
Stl worships provel cheese. Many of their food stylings are…questionable.