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@sassysmc.bsky.social
I like consumers, stats, & schools with fun mascots. Drunk on CFB. I used to spend a lot of time underwater. Someone put me in a position of authority when I’m completely ungovernable. She/Her/PhD.
None of the above, she’s a Catahoula leopard dog! Highly recommend, even if she does roll her eyes at me and then look at my husband when I tell her to get out of my bed. Fun facts: they can climb trees and they were bred to hunt wild hogs!
October 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
None of the above, she’s a Catahoula leopard dog! Highly recommend, even if she does roll her eyes at me and then look at my husband when I tell her to get out of my bed. Fun facts: they can climb trees and they were bred to hunt wild hogs!
I included the cross stitch because if you need emergency pet pics, you need fun grandma art.
(It’s me. I’m secretly the grandma).
(It’s me. I’m secretly the grandma).
October 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I included the cross stitch because if you need emergency pet pics, you need fun grandma art.
(It’s me. I’m secretly the grandma).
(It’s me. I’m secretly the grandma).
The ordinary has a really nice daily moisturizer and the Mario badescu lip mask is amazing.
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The ordinary has a really nice daily moisturizer and the Mario badescu lip mask is amazing.
I want to get hoodies for these two
February 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I want to get hoodies for these two
I miss these chucklefucks so much. I can’t wait to be home (not pictured, but missed: husband).
February 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I miss these chucklefucks so much. I can’t wait to be home (not pictured, but missed: husband).
I may not be the best cook (though my cinnamon chip pancakes were stellar this am), but I’ll be damned if I’m not a great bartender and baker. Cranberry French 75s and ninjabread men!
December 26, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I may not be the best cook (though my cinnamon chip pancakes were stellar this am), but I’ll be damned if I’m not a great bartender and baker. Cranberry French 75s and ninjabread men!
After the month I’ve had, this arrived in the mail. I have the BEST friends imaginable.
December 20, 2024 at 8:34 PM
After the month I’ve had, this arrived in the mail. I have the BEST friends imaginable.
Meet Frankie, the world’s quietest, friendliest Siamese.
(Don’t worry, he’s not returning home with me, but do I want to steal him)
(Don’t worry, he’s not returning home with me, but do I want to steal him)
November 27, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Meet Frankie, the world’s quietest, friendliest Siamese.
(Don’t worry, he’s not returning home with me, but do I want to steal him)
(Don’t worry, he’s not returning home with me, but do I want to steal him)
Don't know how I feel about a school's who's Wikipedia has this under "notable alumni"
November 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Don't know how I feel about a school's who's Wikipedia has this under "notable alumni"
She’s my (kitty)Catahoula with her emotional support dinosaur!
November 15, 2024 at 4:02 AM
She’s my (kitty)Catahoula with her emotional support dinosaur!
Enjoy a picture of Sir Winston. He’s down to 11 lbs from 16!
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Enjoy a picture of Sir Winston. He’s down to 11 lbs from 16!
Waiting for mom to finish with a pineapple cider at 6 am because I am a “serious” runner
November 2, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Waiting for mom to finish with a pineapple cider at 6 am because I am a “serious” runner
Sir Winston thinks you should get a cat, preferably a chonk like him (he loves his dogs too).
October 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Sir Winston thinks you should get a cat, preferably a chonk like him (he loves his dogs too).
This is my best buddy Caffrey who I lost on Valentine’s Day. He got my through my PhD and the tenure process.
May 25, 2024 at 1:28 AM
This is my best buddy Caffrey who I lost on Valentine’s Day. He got my through my PhD and the tenure process.
Fearsome hunters, hanging out.
February 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Fearsome hunters, hanging out.
It’s here! @jasonkirk.fyi can’t wait to get going on this.
January 18, 2024 at 10:58 PM
It’s here! @jasonkirk.fyi can’t wait to get going on this.
Turns out my AirPods *weren’t* left at PHX. 10k+half marathon = successful Dumbo Double Dare 19.3 Challenge with only a few bumps and bruises.
January 15, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Turns out my AirPods *weren’t* left at PHX. 10k+half marathon = successful Dumbo Double Dare 19.3 Challenge with only a few bumps and bruises.
10K down, half to go. Glad I have access to a car since my AirPods are at PHX apparently. Oops.
January 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
10K down, half to go. Glad I have access to a car since my AirPods are at PHX apparently. Oops.
Not these two, promising they’ve been good this year.
Also pictured, where the younger chucklefuck about made it over the damn fence.
(Ignore the tidy cat container; full of potting soil mix)
Also pictured, where the younger chucklefuck about made it over the damn fence.
(Ignore the tidy cat container; full of potting soil mix)
December 20, 2023 at 5:43 AM
Not these two, promising they’ve been good this year.
Also pictured, where the younger chucklefuck about made it over the damn fence.
(Ignore the tidy cat container; full of potting soil mix)
Also pictured, where the younger chucklefuck about made it over the damn fence.
(Ignore the tidy cat container; full of potting soil mix)
Apparently my end of semester RBF was so over the top today that THREE people texted me to comment during a meeting. My sweatshirt was apparently apt.
Listen don’t schedule 90 min meetings at 3:30 on the day grades are submitted and we won’t have this problem.
Listen don’t schedule 90 min meetings at 3:30 on the day grades are submitted and we won’t have this problem.
December 13, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Apparently my end of semester RBF was so over the top today that THREE people texted me to comment during a meeting. My sweatshirt was apparently apt.
Listen don’t schedule 90 min meetings at 3:30 on the day grades are submitted and we won’t have this problem.
Listen don’t schedule 90 min meetings at 3:30 on the day grades are submitted and we won’t have this problem.
Y’all, working from the beach at an all inclusive in Nov/Dec does not suck. Going to be hard to convince me to get on the return flight.
November 28, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Y’all, working from the beach at an all inclusive in Nov/Dec does not suck. Going to be hard to convince me to get on the return flight.
Jackass next to me on the flight really thought I was going to give up my aisle seat for a middle seat. Letters really aren’t that hard to understand. My legs barely fit as it is.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 27, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Jackass next to me on the flight really thought I was going to give up my aisle seat for a middle seat. Letters really aren’t that hard to understand. My legs barely fit as it is.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I knew the answer to this!
November 23, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Thanks to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I knew the answer to this!
As a college swimmer, he’s not wrong.
(And it was more like 18 years.)
(And it was more like 18 years.)
November 17, 2023 at 12:53 AM
As a college swimmer, he’s not wrong.
(And it was more like 18 years.)
(And it was more like 18 years.)