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sariane
@sarriane.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/Sarriane
she/her 🌈 thirtysomething 🌸 professional comedian ✨ dog mom 💖 fandom grandma 🍋 not all those who wander are lost but i sure as hell am 🎀 locked out of dms, contact in linktree 🪦🕊️🔞
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fanfiction megathread 🌿
gathering all of my Tolkien fanfiction in one place!
January 26, 2026 at 5:17 AM
why are there so many fake jewelry maker accounts out there!!!

i am just trying to do fanfiction research!!!! FFS!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 AM
the real reason i can never get a PhD is that my peers could never live up to my old MA cohort, which is currently egging me on to write mpreg fanfictiom
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 AM
my library holds both came in at once... which do i read first?!?
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
she makes it worth it tbh
January 25, 2026 at 10:34 PM
shoutout to the kind neighbor who lent us his snowblower after we were almost done shoveling about ten inches of snow 😂
January 25, 2026 at 10:17 PM
have people been living in a political black hole for ten years that they're finally realizing the reality of how bad it has been the entire time
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Yesterday, I was going to sleep when suddenly I realized the 2.2 episode is the second time they allude to Elrond as a dog, help 🫠
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
i know that the poem i've written for this fic is far too long (again), but it feels like a proper homage to tolkien! and heaven knows i'm not honoring him with any of the other fics i've written. 😇
January 25, 2026 at 3:36 AM
i keep trying to find a MM romantasy novel that suits my interests but i get the ick from their covers, summaries, or the first page. starting to see why they say these are increasingly targeted at straight women 😅
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Too soon. Too soon. (via Feanor did nothing wrong, which I cannot agree to... 😆)
January 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
furnace guy came in and said "you need a new furnace" 😭 cool. we've been here JUST OVER A MONTH.
January 24, 2026 at 7:36 PM
it is 52f/11c in our HOUSE with space heaters on....... may karma come for the people who sold us this house
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
maybe dodged a bullet that my mom isn't around to get into the current dark romantasy trend
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 PM
does anyone remember there being a post or portfolio for the ceramicist who made a lot of the pottery in the rings of power? anyone have a link?
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
ngl i wonder if tumblr had such a low value because it was harder to collect user data without an algorithm. obviously now they have one, but it's... bad.
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
welp looks like our furnace isn't going to work through the storm 😭😭
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 PM
ngl i judge teachers hardcore when they post tiktoks with their students doing viral soundbites/skits. why 😭
January 24, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.

They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
the other day as i was driving home from work, i looked across the valley and went "damn, that road looks STEEP. wouldn't want to drive in this weather." i, of course, realized it was the road i live on.
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 AM
oh my god i could make blackout poetry with my thesis
January 22, 2026 at 10:58 PM
guys can we start using topic sentences and conclusions in our character analysis posts when they're over 6 sentences long pls?
January 22, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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He referred to goo-ron as “Sauron sauce”
January 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM