sariane
@sarriane.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/Sarriane
she/her 🌈 thirtysomething 🌸 professional comedian ✨ dog mom 💖 fandom grandma 🍋 not all those who wander are lost but i sure as hell am 🎀 locked out of dms, contact in linktree 🪦🕊️🔞
she/her 🌈 thirtysomething 🌸 professional comedian ✨ dog mom 💖 fandom grandma 🍋 not all those who wander are lost but i sure as hell am 🎀 locked out of dms, contact in linktree 🪦🕊️🔞
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sariane
@sarriane.bsky.social
· Aug 4
fanfiction megathread 🌿
gathering all of my Tolkien fanfiction in one place!
gathering all of my Tolkien fanfiction in one place!
why are there so many fake jewelry maker accounts out there!!!
i am just trying to do fanfiction research!!!! FFS!!!!
i am just trying to do fanfiction research!!!! FFS!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 AM
why are there so many fake jewelry maker accounts out there!!!
i am just trying to do fanfiction research!!!! FFS!!!!
i am just trying to do fanfiction research!!!! FFS!!!!
the real reason i can never get a PhD is that my peers could never live up to my old MA cohort, which is currently egging me on to write mpreg fanfictiom
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 AM
the real reason i can never get a PhD is that my peers could never live up to my old MA cohort, which is currently egging me on to write mpreg fanfictiom
my library holds both came in at once... which do i read first?!?
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
my library holds both came in at once... which do i read first?!?
she makes it worth it tbh
January 25, 2026 at 10:34 PM
she makes it worth it tbh
shoutout to the kind neighbor who lent us his snowblower after we were almost done shoveling about ten inches of snow 😂
January 25, 2026 at 10:17 PM
shoutout to the kind neighbor who lent us his snowblower after we were almost done shoveling about ten inches of snow 😂
have people been living in a political black hole for ten years that they're finally realizing the reality of how bad it has been the entire time
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
have people been living in a political black hole for ten years that they're finally realizing the reality of how bad it has been the entire time
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Yesterday, I was going to sleep when suddenly I realized the 2.2 episode is the second time they allude to Elrond as a dog, help 🫠
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Yesterday, I was going to sleep when suddenly I realized the 2.2 episode is the second time they allude to Elrond as a dog, help 🫠
i know that the poem i've written for this fic is far too long (again), but it feels like a proper homage to tolkien! and heaven knows i'm not honoring him with any of the other fics i've written. 😇
January 25, 2026 at 3:36 AM
i know that the poem i've written for this fic is far too long (again), but it feels like a proper homage to tolkien! and heaven knows i'm not honoring him with any of the other fics i've written. 😇
i keep trying to find a MM romantasy novel that suits my interests but i get the ick from their covers, summaries, or the first page. starting to see why they say these are increasingly targeted at straight women 😅
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
i keep trying to find a MM romantasy novel that suits my interests but i get the ick from their covers, summaries, or the first page. starting to see why they say these are increasingly targeted at straight women 😅
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Too soon. Too soon. (via Feanor did nothing wrong, which I cannot agree to... 😆)
January 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Too soon. Too soon. (via Feanor did nothing wrong, which I cannot agree to... 😆)
furnace guy came in and said "you need a new furnace" 😭 cool. we've been here JUST OVER A MONTH.
January 24, 2026 at 7:36 PM
furnace guy came in and said "you need a new furnace" 😭 cool. we've been here JUST OVER A MONTH.
it is 52f/11c in our HOUSE with space heaters on....... may karma come for the people who sold us this house
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
it is 52f/11c in our HOUSE with space heaters on....... may karma come for the people who sold us this house
maybe dodged a bullet that my mom isn't around to get into the current dark romantasy trend
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 PM
maybe dodged a bullet that my mom isn't around to get into the current dark romantasy trend
does anyone remember there being a post or portfolio for the ceramicist who made a lot of the pottery in the rings of power? anyone have a link?
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
does anyone remember there being a post or portfolio for the ceramicist who made a lot of the pottery in the rings of power? anyone have a link?
ngl i wonder if tumblr had such a low value because it was harder to collect user data without an algorithm. obviously now they have one, but it's... bad.
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
ngl i wonder if tumblr had such a low value because it was harder to collect user data without an algorithm. obviously now they have one, but it's... bad.
welp looks like our furnace isn't going to work through the storm 😭😭
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 PM
welp looks like our furnace isn't going to work through the storm 😭😭
ngl i judge teachers hardcore when they post tiktoks with their students doing viral soundbites/skits. why 😭
January 24, 2026 at 3:40 AM
ngl i judge teachers hardcore when they post tiktoks with their students doing viral soundbites/skits. why 😭
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TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
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thinking of you @sarriane.bsky.social (& a few others out there😉)
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
thinking of you @sarriane.bsky.social (& a few others out there😉)
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
the other day as i was driving home from work, i looked across the valley and went "damn, that road looks STEEP. wouldn't want to drive in this weather." i, of course, realized it was the road i live on.
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 AM
the other day as i was driving home from work, i looked across the valley and went "damn, that road looks STEEP. wouldn't want to drive in this weather." i, of course, realized it was the road i live on.
oh my god i could make blackout poetry with my thesis
January 22, 2026 at 10:58 PM
oh my god i could make blackout poetry with my thesis
guys can we start using topic sentences and conclusions in our character analysis posts when they're over 6 sentences long pls?
January 22, 2026 at 10:54 PM
guys can we start using topic sentences and conclusions in our character analysis posts when they're over 6 sentences long pls?
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He referred to goo-ron as “Sauron sauce”
January 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM
He referred to goo-ron as “Sauron sauce”