Elle MK
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Elle MK
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It's not like crown Royal is drinkable without a pop mixed in, anyway. Easy to cut out
No more Crown Royal for me. They would rather sell to Americans than keep jobs in Canada. I put them on the same list as Wayne Gretzky wines. Thanks but no thanks.
Btw... there are so many great Canadian whiskies to choose.
August 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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August 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
These have been making my week 🤣🥳
Scotland’s signs are delivering. Y’all understood the assignment. 😂
July 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Aaaaand goodnight
March 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Speaking as someone with certain experience in the field, I would say that criminals with a track record of (a) failing at everything they’ve ever tried and (b) getting caught, would not be my first choice to lead a nation state.
March 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Carney calls April 28th election, clarifies Canadians can’t just write “Fuck Trump”
Carney calls April 28th election, clarifies Canadians can’t just write “Fuck Trump”
OTTAWA - Prime Minister Mark Carney has called for a snap election to be held on April 28th, and has specified that Canadians will be required to choose an MP in their riding, as opposed to just writi...
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March 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
As if we needed more proof that the stock market is complete bullshit... and then we get proof
March 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️
March 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hmmmmmmmm
When a Tesla dealership gets shot at they send ICE. When a school gets shot at they send thoughts and prayers.
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Satire? Maybe.
"I'll end the war in Ukraine" obviously always meant "I'll give Putin whatever he wants".
February 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oooo this is so much better! Valentine's Day is a cash grab to take advantage of desperate ppl whose shit partners are lazy and unthoughtful every other day of the year, anyway
On this day in 1779, native Hawaiians killed the absolute fuck out of douchebag English explorer James Cook and four English marines.

Read more about this riveting death:
www.facebook.com/Liberty1765O...
February 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just in case...
The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...
youtube.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Obviously. But only the bootlicker wannabes believed that BS to begin with, so 🤷🏻‍♀️
Great point.
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
theonion.com/trump-strugg...
February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Beeeeeeeeeeep
February 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Daaaaaaaamn 🔥
The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
February 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Trudeau quietly sends “U up” DMs to rest of world’s economies
Trudeau quietly sends “U up” DMs to rest of world’s economies
OTTAWA - Following a weekend where US President Donald Trump suddenly backed down from a threat to impose 25% tariffs on Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been observed sliding into the DMs of...
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February 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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