Elle MK
@sarcasticatylist.bsky.social
It's not like crown Royal is drinkable without a pop mixed in, anyway. Easy to cut out
No more Crown Royal for me. They would rather sell to Americans than keep jobs in Canada. I put them on the same list as Wayne Gretzky wines. Thanks but no thanks.
Btw... there are so many great Canadian whiskies to choose.
Btw... there are so many great Canadian whiskies to choose.
August 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's not like crown Royal is drinkable without a pop mixed in, anyway. Easy to cut out
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These have been making my week 🤣🥳
Scotland’s signs are delivering. Y’all understood the assignment. 😂
July 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
These have been making my week 🤣🥳
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Aaaaand goodnight
March 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Aaaaand goodnight
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Speaking as someone with certain experience in the field, I would say that criminals with a track record of (a) failing at everything they’ve ever tried and (b) getting caught, would not be my first choice to lead a nation state.
March 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Speaking as someone with certain experience in the field, I would say that criminals with a track record of (a) failing at everything they’ve ever tried and (b) getting caught, would not be my first choice to lead a nation state.
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Carney calls April 28th election, clarifies Canadians can’t just write “Fuck Trump”
Carney calls April 28th election, clarifies Canadians can’t just write “Fuck Trump”
OTTAWA - Prime Minister Mark Carney has called for a snap election to be held on April 28th, and has specified that Canadians will be required to choose an MP in their riding, as opposed to just writi...
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March 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Carney calls April 28th election, clarifies Canadians can’t just write “Fuck Trump”
As if we needed more proof that the stock market is complete bullshit... and then we get proof
March 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
As if we needed more proof that the stock market is complete bullshit... and then we get proof
🤣🤦🏻♀️🤣🤦🏻♀️🤣🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
“Trump intentionally hired amateurs for top jobs. This is their most dramatic blunder”
www.cnn.com/2025/03/24/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/03/24/p...
Analysis: Trump intentionally hired amateurs for top jobs. This is their most dramatic blunder | CNN Politics
I was already writing an edition of the “What Matters” newsletter Monday about how President Donald Trump’s choice of businessmen and political allies to shake up and downsize government work has also...
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March 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
🤣🤦🏻♀️🤣🤦🏻♀️🤣🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
Hmmmmmmmm
When a Tesla dealership gets shot at they send ICE. When a school gets shot at they send thoughts and prayers.
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hmmmmmmmm
Satire? Maybe.
"I'll end the war in Ukraine" obviously always meant "I'll give Putin whatever he wants".
"I'll end the war in Ukraine" obviously always meant "I'll give Putin whatever he wants".
US, Russia commence Ukraine Piece Talks, where Ukraine will be carved into pieces
US, Russia commence Ukraine Piece Talks, where Ukraine will be carved into pieces
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA - Representatives from the United States and Russia met today to commence their "Ukraine Piece Talks" summit, wherein the two autocrat-led nations will discuss which lucrative pie...
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February 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Satire? Maybe.
"I'll end the war in Ukraine" obviously always meant "I'll give Putin whatever he wants".
"I'll end the war in Ukraine" obviously always meant "I'll give Putin whatever he wants".
Oooo this is so much better! Valentine's Day is a cash grab to take advantage of desperate ppl whose shit partners are lazy and unthoughtful every other day of the year, anyway
On this day in 1779, native Hawaiians killed the absolute fuck out of douchebag English explorer James Cook and four English marines.
Read more about this riveting death:
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Read more about this riveting death:
www.facebook.com/Liberty1765O...
February 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oooo this is so much better! Valentine's Day is a cash grab to take advantage of desperate ppl whose shit partners are lazy and unthoughtful every other day of the year, anyway
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Just in case...
The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...
youtube.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Just in case...
Obviously. But only the bootlicker wannabes believed that BS to begin with, so 🤷🏻♀️
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Obviously. But only the bootlicker wannabes believed that BS to begin with, so 🤷🏻♀️
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Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
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theonion.com/trump-strugg...
February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
theonion.com/trump-strugg...
theonion.com/trump-strugg...
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Beeeeeeeeeeep
February 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Beeeeeeeeeeep
Daaaaaaaamn 🔥
February 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Daaaaaaaamn 🔥
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I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
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Trudeau quietly sends “U up” DMs to rest of world’s economies
Trudeau quietly sends “U up” DMs to rest of world’s economies
OTTAWA - Following a weekend where US President Donald Trump suddenly backed down from a threat to impose 25% tariffs on Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been observed sliding into the DMs of...
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February 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trudeau quietly sends “U up” DMs to rest of world’s economies
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Canada considers tariffs on US canned water
Canada considers tariffs on US canned water
OTTAWA - As a retaliation in an escalating trade war between the US and the rest of the world, Canada is considering placing a 25% tariff on all American canned and glass bottled water including Budwe...
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February 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Canada considers tariffs on US canned water