Vice Admiral Seamonster
@sarahseamonster.bsky.social
“We want wisdom but we won’t give up youth”.
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Looking to furnish my echo chamber with more more middle-aged, leftie weirdos from the UK and Europe, inclined to instigate or join in with nonsense. Who should I be following? No TERFs.
I want flag merch with slogans like “Refugees Welcome”, “Protect Trans Rights” and “Nigel Farage is a Secret Communist Drag Queen”. This is how we start taking out country back.
August 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I want flag merch with slogans like “Refugees Welcome”, “Protect Trans Rights” and “Nigel Farage is a Secret Communist Drag Queen”. This is how we start taking out country back.
What’d happen if someone tried to no-platform Noddy Holder or Justin Hawkins?
August 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What’d happen if someone tried to no-platform Noddy Holder or Justin Hawkins?
Me, a person in their 50s with ADHD, finally dispensing of the concept of “store cupboard ingredients”, along with four different kinds of pasta with expiry dates in the 2010s, several half-bags similarly ancient flour, 3 kilos of solidified icing sugar, and the “baking” hyperfixation.
August 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Me, a person in their 50s with ADHD, finally dispensing of the concept of “store cupboard ingredients”, along with four different kinds of pasta with expiry dates in the 2010s, several half-bags similarly ancient flour, 3 kilos of solidified icing sugar, and the “baking” hyperfixation.
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The appalling thing about the “LGB Without the T” gays isn’t just that they abandoned the most unfairly demonized people now when all of our support is so needed but that they still pat themselves on the back for being out-and-proud freedom fighters
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Sorry, no. You’re collaborators 👎🏼
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Sorry, no. You’re collaborators 👎🏼
August 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The appalling thing about the “LGB Without the T” gays isn’t just that they abandoned the most unfairly demonized people now when all of our support is so needed but that they still pat themselves on the back for being out-and-proud freedom fighters
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Sorry, no. You’re collaborators 👎🏼
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Sorry, no. You’re collaborators 👎🏼
It’s an ‘Anti-Hero’ on repeat kind of day. I am a monster on the hill, too big to hang out.
August 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s an ‘Anti-Hero’ on repeat kind of day. I am a monster on the hill, too big to hang out.
I don’t like to blow my own trumpet* but I feel like I’m being extra-hilarious at the moment and I’m not sure how appropriate that is for the week my mum died.
*Of course I like to blow my own trumpet.
*Of course I like to blow my own trumpet.
July 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don’t like to blow my own trumpet* but I feel like I’m being extra-hilarious at the moment and I’m not sure how appropriate that is for the week my mum died.
*Of course I like to blow my own trumpet.
*Of course I like to blow my own trumpet.
“I’m
Too socialist for your party
Too socialist for your party
No way I’m Diane Abbott”🎵🎶
Too socialist for your party
Too socialist for your party
No way I’m Diane Abbott”🎵🎶
July 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“I’m
Too socialist for your party
Too socialist for your party
No way I’m Diane Abbott”🎵🎶
Too socialist for your party
Too socialist for your party
No way I’m Diane Abbott”🎵🎶
TIL that butterflies eat poo. And I’m not sure I’m okay with that @dr-squiddy.bsky.social .
July 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
TIL that butterflies eat poo. And I’m not sure I’m okay with that @dr-squiddy.bsky.social .
Something’s afoot this summer, isn’t it? It’s not just the heat. We’re having a weird one.
July 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Something’s afoot this summer, isn’t it? It’s not just the heat. We’re having a weird one.
Currently having the biggest #I’mAFeministBut moment of my life.
June 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Currently having the biggest #I’mAFeministBut moment of my life.
Ah, June rolls around, and social media is awash with ads for rainbow capitalism again. It gets earlier every year.
June 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Ah, June rolls around, and social media is awash with ads for rainbow capitalism again. It gets earlier every year.
Despicable Men
ADD a letter and ruin a movie:
Citizen Kanye
Citizen Kanye
VD For Vendetta
May 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Despicable Men
My ADHD is still writing cheques my anxiety can’t cash.
May 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My ADHD is still writing cheques my anxiety can’t cash.
Today in Prejudice Reinforcement: being cut up at a roundabout by a hideous, boxy, white Rolls Royce.
May 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Today in Prejudice Reinforcement: being cut up at a roundabout by a hideous, boxy, white Rolls Royce.
Pedro Pascal is the beauty and good this world needs.
May 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Pedro Pascal is the beauty and good this world needs.
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It is a bitter truth that all my best writing inspiration has been found in dementia wards.
May 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It is a bitter truth that all my best writing inspiration has been found in dementia wards.
Horrorgate is still Cockery St. Flagshag, then.
May 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Horrorgate is still Cockery St. Flagshag, then.
How is it only 2pm? I’m sure I’ve done a full day’s worth of procrastinating already.
May 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
How is it only 2pm? I’m sure I’ve done a full day’s worth of procrastinating already.
It is really quite unacceptably cold.
May 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It is really quite unacceptably cold.
Something (mostly) nice. CN: Bono.
Happy birthday, David Attenborough! 99 ways he has inspired us, by Barack Obama, Billie Eilish, Morgan Freeman – and many more
This week the presenter turns 99. To celebrate, we asked 99 nature lovers – including Margaret Atwood, Jane Fonda, Bono, Kate Winslet and Michael Palin – how he has helped us see the world with fresh ...
www.theguardian.com
May 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Something (mostly) nice. CN: Bono.
Jehovah’s Witlesses posing, and having the presumption to answer, the question of why there is so much wickedness in the world. “Thankfully, the Bible has the answer”, apparently, which is probably true, just not in the way they think.
May 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Jehovah’s Witlesses posing, and having the presumption to answer, the question of why there is so much wickedness in the world. “Thankfully, the Bible has the answer”, apparently, which is probably true, just not in the way they think.
I very rarely look at online news sites anymore, but I had a quick peek just now. It’s reassuring that there are still some constants in these turbulent times, like Lawrence Fox still being a sordid twat. Furthermore, he’s not even a real fox.
April 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I very rarely look at online news sites anymore, but I had a quick peek just now. It’s reassuring that there are still some constants in these turbulent times, like Lawrence Fox still being a sordid twat. Furthermore, he’s not even a real fox.
Belinda Carlisle had some absolutely banging tunes, but an incredibly annoying voice. Please don’t hate me.
April 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Belinda Carlisle had some absolutely banging tunes, but an incredibly annoying voice. Please don’t hate me.
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Once again on this auspicious date of April 23 I feel the need to remind everyone that Shakespeare was born in what is now Turkey, never visited England and almost certainly could not speak or read English.
April 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Once again on this auspicious date of April 23 I feel the need to remind everyone that Shakespeare was born in what is now Turkey, never visited England and almost certainly could not speak or read English.