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Vice Admiral Seamonster
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“We want wisdom but we won’t give up youth”.

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I feel personally attacked.

Illustration by Katie Abey
April 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
We can all guess the plot of this one, right?
April 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
True story.
April 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Life is short and love is always over in the morning (unless he comes back as her tampon).
April 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tree elephant.
March 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Post a warning.
March 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
@ghostwoods.bsky.social
I think I met Mr Pump from Terry Pratchett’s ‘Going Postal’ at Avebury the other day. Nice chap. Doesn’t say much.
March 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The hardest thing is still deciding which I need most: regular local company, or the sea, since I’m going to be forced to choose. Though at the moment, I have neither, so it’ll be a step in the right direction either way
March 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Cursed portal recently opened near my house. Explains everything.
March 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Thanks for my book @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social ! Just the distraction I need.
March 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Guess which today is? Credit: Katie Abey.
March 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
March 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It feels indescribably good to take my boots and socks off after over 19 hours and 21000 steps around Paris. Absolutely awesome day, though. The Montparnasse Tower was less expensive and less crowded than its more famous neighbour, with better views. And less wind.
February 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Nicked off the face place.
February 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Spring is springing.
February 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
New Rocks are trying to make Dad Goth happen.
February 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
February 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
From the New Model Army Unofficial Fan Page in the other place. Smallest (crusty) violin moment.
February 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Celebrating my Scottish ancestry with baggies, tatties, neeps and whisky sauce. Not sure how the ancestors would react if the knew it was all vegan.
January 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The year’s first crocus is exactly what I needed to see today.
January 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Decided on a whim to go for an adventure with Barley. Sad to have missed the snow at Avebury/Silbury Hill/West Kennett, but we had a nice walk anyway. I thought I’d end up spending today in bed, but I’ve spent most of it outside.
January 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on
December 10, 2024 at 7:48 PM
When Maria Jones in #TheBoxOfDelights observes that “Christmas should be brought up to date, with gangsters and automatic pistols and aeroplanes”, this is what she meant.
December 7, 2024 at 9:33 PM
New Advent calendar. It’s not Christmas until Hans Gruber has fallen from the Nakatomi Tower.
December 2, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline.
November 30, 2024 at 10:12 PM