Sarah Mann. Santa-in-Training.
@sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social
One-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people pleaser. Games, dames & keeping it real. Marketing nerd for hire. You're welcome. She/Her.
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I see complexity in everything.
Most of the time that gives me empathy.
But if you’re onboard with the trajectory of the current world order, i’m still gonna think your shitty pov is a shitty pov.
And maybe even that you’re just a deeply shitty person.
Most of the time that gives me empathy.
But if you’re onboard with the trajectory of the current world order, i’m still gonna think your shitty pov is a shitty pov.
And maybe even that you’re just a deeply shitty person.
Desperately want a t-shirt that says "There are no heroes here, only starches"
#MyHeroAcadamia #Anime #Niche
#MyHeroAcadamia #Anime #Niche
December 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Desperately want a t-shirt that says "There are no heroes here, only starches"
#MyHeroAcadamia #Anime #Niche
#MyHeroAcadamia #Anime #Niche
And The Corrupt FIFA Idiots gave him a Peace Prize 👀
As the US bombs Nigeria, the most populous country in Africa - on Christmas, which half of Nigeria celebrates - realize there could be no diplomatic negotiations about this beforehand because the US pulled its ambassador out of Nigeria last week.
Trump on Christmas: “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria.”
December 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
And The Corrupt FIFA Idiots gave him a Peace Prize 👀
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PSA: AI does not have feelings. So... They won't be hurt if you pitch them from your Discord.
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
PSA: AI does not have feelings. So... They won't be hurt if you pitch them from your Discord.
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
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The Hotel staff have quietly unlocked a new wing…
Our Preview Branch is now live on Steam, giving you early access to upcoming gameplay changes, balance updates, and Invasion Mode tweaks.
Your feedback genuinely shapes what goes live next.
store.steampowered.com/news/app/228...
Our Preview Branch is now live on Steam, giving you early access to upcoming gameplay changes, balance updates, and Invasion Mode tweaks.
Your feedback genuinely shapes what goes live next.
store.steampowered.com/news/app/228...
HOTEL BARCELONA - Steam News Hub
Updates, events, and news from the developers of HOTEL BARCELONA.
store.steampowered.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The Hotel staff have quietly unlocked a new wing…
Our Preview Branch is now live on Steam, giving you early access to upcoming gameplay changes, balance updates, and Invasion Mode tweaks.
Your feedback genuinely shapes what goes live next.
store.steampowered.com/news/app/228...
Our Preview Branch is now live on Steam, giving you early access to upcoming gameplay changes, balance updates, and Invasion Mode tweaks.
Your feedback genuinely shapes what goes live next.
store.steampowered.com/news/app/228...
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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Sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I just don't like hearing about him.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I just don't like hearing about him.
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You know what? I've banged on about this a lot, but it is fucking GOOD.
Like, there is some real inventive robust silliness here, and i should proud of making a thing.
Like, there is some real inventive robust silliness here, and i should proud of making a thing.
If YOU are writing a 2025 Game of the Year list, consider including "i will strangle a horse"!
It features:
Santa Claus!
Spider Bumhead!
Meeting your dad!
Stardew Valley?
Knocking on a door many, many times!
A horse..!
And it's FREE!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
It features:
Santa Claus!
Spider Bumhead!
Meeting your dad!
Stardew Valley?
Knocking on a door many, many times!
A horse..!
And it's FREE!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You know what? I've banged on about this a lot, but it is fucking GOOD.
Like, there is some real inventive robust silliness here, and i should proud of making a thing.
Like, there is some real inventive robust silliness here, and i should proud of making a thing.
I have decided to change my name to Rusty Maroon.
Saki may, or may not, be involved.
Saki may, or may not, be involved.
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I have decided to change my name to Rusty Maroon.
Saki may, or may not, be involved.
Saki may, or may not, be involved.
In other news, treated my 76 yo mom to Minecraft Movie.
Result: she is now obsessed with playing Minecraft and being friends with:
🧱 Villagers
🐑 Sheeps
🐖 Pigz
And most importantly:
🐔 Cooking chickens with lava
I just want Jason Momoa's perfect pink leather jacket.
Result: she is now obsessed with playing Minecraft and being friends with:
🧱 Villagers
🐑 Sheeps
🐖 Pigz
And most importantly:
🐔 Cooking chickens with lava
I just want Jason Momoa's perfect pink leather jacket.
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
In other news, treated my 76 yo mom to Minecraft Movie.
Result: she is now obsessed with playing Minecraft and being friends with:
🧱 Villagers
🐑 Sheeps
🐖 Pigz
And most importantly:
🐔 Cooking chickens with lava
I just want Jason Momoa's perfect pink leather jacket.
Result: she is now obsessed with playing Minecraft and being friends with:
🧱 Villagers
🐑 Sheeps
🐖 Pigz
And most importantly:
🐔 Cooking chickens with lava
I just want Jason Momoa's perfect pink leather jacket.
5 mins into The Super Mario Bros. Movie and so far:
Chef's kiss.
No notes.
No Sleep Til Brooklyn.
Chef's kiss.
No notes.
No Sleep Til Brooklyn.
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
5 mins into The Super Mario Bros. Movie and so far:
Chef's kiss.
No notes.
No Sleep Til Brooklyn.
Chef's kiss.
No notes.
No Sleep Til Brooklyn.
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It's that time of the year!
🌟
/ᐠ˵- ⩊ -˵マ
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/ᐠ˵- ⩊ -˵マ
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's that time of the year!
🌟
/ᐠ˵- ⩊ -˵マ
🌟
/ᐠ˵- ⩊ -˵マ
Direct quote from our Call of Cthulhu Keeper:
"Well you finished that campaign in the dumbest way possible."
"Well you finished that campaign in the dumbest way possible."
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is making a face and saying sorry .
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is making a face and saying sorry .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Direct quote from our Call of Cthulhu Keeper:
"Well you finished that campaign in the dumbest way possible."
"Well you finished that campaign in the dumbest way possible."
That fear when you have the work social accounts of your phone for emergencies…
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
That fear when you have the work social accounts of your phone for emergencies…
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I'm very happy to say that the 🎵 UK Games Composers 🎵 website is now back in action and fully revamped with a bunch of new features!
gamescomposers.co.uk
gamescomposers.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm very happy to say that the 🎵 UK Games Composers 🎵 website is now back in action and fully revamped with a bunch of new features!
gamescomposers.co.uk
gamescomposers.co.uk
On my way for the weirdest medical procedure ever. It’s basically ear piercing.
Honestly, tilting at the chronic illness windmills has taken me to some weird places.
Honestly, tilting at the chronic illness windmills has taken me to some weird places.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
On my way for the weirdest medical procedure ever. It’s basically ear piercing.
Honestly, tilting at the chronic illness windmills has taken me to some weird places.
Honestly, tilting at the chronic illness windmills has taken me to some weird places.
STOP USING GEN AI FOR RESEARCH AND INFO.
➡️ THE ONLY THING ITS BETTER AT IS VERY FAST PATTERN RECOGNITION.
THE CLUE IS IN THE NAME: **GENERATIVE AI**.
Thank you for attending my lecture.
➡️ THE ONLY THING ITS BETTER AT IS VERY FAST PATTERN RECOGNITION.
THE CLUE IS IN THE NAME: **GENERATIVE AI**.
Thank you for attending my lecture.
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
STOP USING GEN AI FOR RESEARCH AND INFO.
➡️ THE ONLY THING ITS BETTER AT IS VERY FAST PATTERN RECOGNITION.
THE CLUE IS IN THE NAME: **GENERATIVE AI**.
Thank you for attending my lecture.
➡️ THE ONLY THING ITS BETTER AT IS VERY FAST PATTERN RECOGNITION.
THE CLUE IS IN THE NAME: **GENERATIVE AI**.
Thank you for attending my lecture.
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YES, MILLENIALS. We're talking to YOU
Catto's Post Office, the beloved cozy game, is finally releasing for NINTENDO SWITCH in DECEMBER! That is, I believe you say, an Epic Win, some on fleek squad goals, and - frankly? - extremely cool beans
(I'm so sorry)
Catto's Post Office, the beloved cozy game, is finally releasing for NINTENDO SWITCH in DECEMBER! That is, I believe you say, an Epic Win, some on fleek squad goals, and - frankly? - extremely cool beans
(I'm so sorry)
November 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
YES, MILLENIALS. We're talking to YOU
Catto's Post Office, the beloved cozy game, is finally releasing for NINTENDO SWITCH in DECEMBER! That is, I believe you say, an Epic Win, some on fleek squad goals, and - frankly? - extremely cool beans
(I'm so sorry)
Catto's Post Office, the beloved cozy game, is finally releasing for NINTENDO SWITCH in DECEMBER! That is, I believe you say, an Epic Win, some on fleek squad goals, and - frankly? - extremely cool beans
(I'm so sorry)
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Catto has seen things you humans wouldn't believe 🐱
(Like that his game is releasing for Nintendo Switch in December)
(Like that his game is releasing for Nintendo Switch in December)
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Catto has seen things you humans wouldn't believe 🐱
(Like that his game is releasing for Nintendo Switch in December)
(Like that his game is releasing for Nintendo Switch in December)
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If you guessed "Nintendo Switch on December 2nd, 2025," we owe you x1 bag of premium kibble 🐈
October 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If you guessed "Nintendo Switch on December 2nd, 2025," we owe you x1 bag of premium kibble 🐈
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Loop//Error | A disturbing visual novel horror game with multiple endings. $2.99 on Steam.
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Loop//Error | A disturbing visual novel horror game with multiple endings. $2.99 on Steam.