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Sarah Mann. Santa-in-Training.
@sarahmanncomedy.bsky.social
920 followers 2.2K following 720 posts
One-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people pleaser. Games, dames & keeping it real. Marketing nerd for hire. You're welcome. She/Her.
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Someone please make this make sense:
October 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Tiny bit of Sarah lore for you #28yearslater
Text message exchange: Other person: about to see 28 yeras later Sarah: ENJOY! Sarah: I’m not in this one but sure it will still be good
June 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Living my 40s like
June 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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When you wake up and the mood is very much:
June 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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TODAY’S ENERGY - taking names, keeping receipts, getting the good shit down
June 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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I lost my glasses and my spares make me look like an Elton John tribute 🤦🏼‍♀️
April 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Just did my first proper reading with this new set of tarot cards. I cried.

#tarot
A five-card tarot spread laid out on a deep purple cloth with gold detailing. Images are inspired by images from The Last Unicorn - a beautiful fantasy-themed deck with gold borders. From top to bottom and left to right: "Ten of Wands", "Six of Wands", "The Star", "The Devil" and "Temperance". The spread forms a loose cross or hourglass shape, with “The Devil” at the center.
March 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Me too, Duolingo, me too 🤭
Picture of the Duolingo app with the owl in a hazmat suit with the slogan “🔥 69 Miss you already!”
March 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Squishy Pig played #CallofCthulhu tonight. Everything’s fine
March 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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When someone jokingly asks about your snack preferences, not knowing they're about to unlock a TED Talk, a spreadsheet and a minor existential crisis #dating
A black and white hierarchy diagram in a pyramid. At the top is “dips”, then “things to dip” is underneath. Below that “fresh popcorn” and “peanut m&ms” followed by “everything else”
March 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Serving flirty. Keepin it real for the wkend. Werkit mumma
A sponge with a yellow smiley face positioned so the handle of a tap is sticking out the mouth like a tongue
March 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Today the sponge is giving “pre-school nativity” cheeky
A smiley faced yellow sponge with the tap handle poking out like a tongue and a wash cloth draped over the top.
March 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Post you from a different era!

Literally 💪
A black and white photo of two women dressed as Rosie the Riveter from the 1942 “We Can Do It!” Poster produced during World War II.
March 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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You: Hi. I'm a Creator
Us: Hey! We are @TheCultGames
Both: WE'RE SOOOOOO HYPED ABOUT 🔥HOTEL BARCELONA🔥

👆This you? Fill out the form and let me know you’re thirsty for the blood of your enemies

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A brightly coloured and chaotic illustration for HOTEL BARCELONA. A flame-haired female character with an eyepatch featuring a pentagram symbol clutches their head, eyes wide in shock. They wear a white shirt open to reveal a black bra, with a pair of glasses falling from their face. The background swirls with hypnotic green spirals while ghostly, neon-outlined weapons and warped hotel doors fly around. The yellow title HOTEL BARCELONA is splashed across the lower half of the image.
February 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Before… After…
Smiling woman (Sarah) with orange hair and red glasses Laughing woman (Sarah) with green-blue hair
February 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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No nachos
She’s gonna have
No nachos
A white metal platter with a blue rim filled with blackened, burned cheese and tortilla chips
February 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Too perfect
A screenshot of a Bluesky post by @sarahmanncomedy from February 8, 2025. The post features a GIF from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves showing Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham and Geraldine McEwan as Mortianna. The text "Something vexes thee?" is overlaid on the GIF. The post has 69 likes.
February 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Squishy Pig is channeling the national mood
A stress ball in the shape of a pink pig is flat very flat, like it has melted
February 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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It seems my particular neighbourhood in deepest South East London has entered a bubble of alternate reality
A picture of a store front with a Blockbuster video sign. Above it hangs a sign advertising Christmas trees for sale. Inside the shop is a red telephone box.
January 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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When your TTRPGs start throwing themselves off you shelves for attention
A pile of ttrpg books spilled on the floor next to a shelf: including Eat the Reich, Blades in the Dark, Vampire the Masquerade, Quest
January 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Tonight’s session notes for Call of Cthulhu. I guess we found a thing…
January 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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TBF Magic 8 Ball has never steered me wrong.
A magic 8 ball asked the question “Is using AI for work problematic?” Magic 8 ball says “yes” on a purple triangle.
January 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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r/glutenfree is just people posting all the gluten-filled food they can’t eat and ngl i am not mad about it
A reddit post of blue Bluey cartoon character cereal on a supermarket shelf titled “I want this so bad but…” Post then says “It seems gluten-free until you read the “may contain wheat ingredients.” I’m so sad.”
January 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha! It’s ALIVE. Who wants to play games but MASSIVE?
January 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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The call to replace Rachel Reeves. Coming soon.
January 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM