samus
@samusmaximus.com
🔞MDNI, NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞 25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid! who streams (fairly regularly)! and posts! (occasionally)
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Pleage, you . Gotta.... Now . . . .
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Pleage, you . Gotta.... Now . . . .
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Honestly what an incredible time to study the blade.
January 11, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Honestly what an incredible time to study the blade.
Yesterday was good, however I didn't really get to be a maid at any moment, so my life gauge is blinking red and beeping rn
January 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Yesterday was good, however I didn't really get to be a maid at any moment, so my life gauge is blinking red and beeping rn
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thanks miyamoto
September 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
thanks miyamoto
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Cm for @azulecfulf.bsky.social !!! :3
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Cm for @azulecfulf.bsky.social !!! :3
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diligently keeping track of a streamer's dropped frames so i can put them on the lost media wiki later
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 AM
diligently keeping track of a streamer's dropped frames so i can put them on the lost media wiki later
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January 11, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Refering to some kind of character who's animal features and gender you can't quite figure out as a somethingsomething
January 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Refering to some kind of character who's animal features and gender you can't quite figure out as a somethingsomething
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(SFW) "The captains have many abilities some consider to be... unnatural." -Housekeeping grunt, on mission debrief
Thanks to optamaskan (tamaskan-ptf.carrd.co) for another set of my tactical maids, featuring Char and one of her Housekeeping grunts.
Thanks to optamaskan (tamaskan-ptf.carrd.co) for another set of my tactical maids, featuring Char and one of her Housekeeping grunts.
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
(SFW) "The captains have many abilities some consider to be... unnatural." -Housekeeping grunt, on mission debrief
Thanks to optamaskan (tamaskan-ptf.carrd.co) for another set of my tactical maids, featuring Char and one of her Housekeeping grunts.
Thanks to optamaskan (tamaskan-ptf.carrd.co) for another set of my tactical maids, featuring Char and one of her Housekeeping grunts.
It was meet 'n' fuck kingdom wasn't it
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It was meet 'n' fuck kingdom wasn't it
I have a headache after all the anime, whoops
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I have a headache after all the anime, whoops
Perfect blue (in cinema):
It's good, and also holy shit, fuckin hell man, god damn.
It's good, and also holy shit, fuckin hell man, god damn.
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Perfect blue (in cinema):
It's good, and also holy shit, fuckin hell man, god damn.
It's good, and also holy shit, fuckin hell man, god damn.
Memories (in cinema):
Now that was films, that was movies. Is good.
Now that was films, that was movies. Is good.
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Memories (in cinema):
Now that was films, that was movies. Is good.
Now that was films, that was movies. Is good.
Macross plus movey edition: (in cinema)
Eh, you can tell it was compressed into a film and i think it kinda suffers because of it, might have to watch the full series but even then idk if I'd care for it really tbh
Also the second movie shown here about technology going awry and endangering people
Eh, you can tell it was compressed into a film and i think it kinda suffers because of it, might have to watch the full series but even then idk if I'd care for it really tbh
Also the second movie shown here about technology going awry and endangering people
January 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Macross plus movey edition: (in cinema)
Eh, you can tell it was compressed into a film and i think it kinda suffers because of it, might have to watch the full series but even then idk if I'd care for it really tbh
Also the second movie shown here about technology going awry and endangering people
Eh, you can tell it was compressed into a film and i think it kinda suffers because of it, might have to watch the full series but even then idk if I'd care for it really tbh
Also the second movie shown here about technology going awry and endangering people
Patlabor: Da movey (in a cinema)
Really good, very dense with imagery and themes, really enjoyed it and how it was mostly a detective thing, though I feel like I would have enjoyed it more if I'd like watched the show before hand.
Also damn, mecha stuff loooooves to have a tomato there huh?
Really good, very dense with imagery and themes, really enjoyed it and how it was mostly a detective thing, though I feel like I would have enjoyed it more if I'd like watched the show before hand.
Also damn, mecha stuff loooooves to have a tomato there huh?
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Patlabor: Da movey (in a cinema)
Really good, very dense with imagery and themes, really enjoyed it and how it was mostly a detective thing, though I feel like I would have enjoyed it more if I'd like watched the show before hand.
Also damn, mecha stuff loooooves to have a tomato there huh?
Really good, very dense with imagery and themes, really enjoyed it and how it was mostly a detective thing, though I feel like I would have enjoyed it more if I'd like watched the show before hand.
Also damn, mecha stuff loooooves to have a tomato there huh?
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Two-handed swordbreaker
January 10, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Two-handed swordbreaker
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typical maidly activities such as swordfighting and killing dudes
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
typical maidly activities such as swordfighting and killing dudes
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I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM
I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
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just another day in starmer’s britain 😔
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
just another day in starmer’s britain 😔
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Boar's Head, again. Listeria, again. Pecorino cheese
January 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Boar's Head, again. Listeria, again. Pecorino cheese
Aw man, I'm gonna have to get up at like the time most people do 2 morrow . . . . . and it's my own fault.
January 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Aw man, I'm gonna have to get up at like the time most people do 2 morrow . . . . . and it's my own fault.
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