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🔞MDNI, NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞 25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid? who streams (fairly regularly)! and posts! (occasionally) pfp and model by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙
Disappointed in everyone forever
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Tldr: Dracula time travelled and got his grubby little suckers on it
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
dispaired to find morrowind and onimusha tactics are haunting my top categories when I haven't played either for 9 MONTHS
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Very happy to know that the most viewed twitch clip I captured this year was this one of @slagethor.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
£7.95, 45 pence more than the less good alternative that WON SOMEHOW
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I can't believe I lost my scrandle rougelike mode betting it all on THIS, THIS DOWN RIGHT FUCKABLE BOX OF DELECTABILITY WAS BEAT BY SOME MID LOOKING CHICKEN AND FRIES
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Number 1: Jackin it
Number 2: Jerkin it
Number 3: Jorking it
Number 4: Jilling it
Number 5: Vibin it
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Schedule for the this week

I'll be continuing with more 7th gen questionable quality

Then because it's gonna be 5/12, I'll be startin a replaythrough of signalis.

And finally, That new thief what's in VR, I have very little experience with these games, but stealing things in VR sounds fun.
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
but what if i was awesome and badass with it?

Art by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Finding out facinitating things about hitsman from hitman
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You're fuckin wrong
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i gotta stream again afore I forget how to and loose my voice, so this week:

I Am Alive: a game I remember seeing back in the day and never playing becuase buying things was a horrifying propostion as a child

Metal Garden: It's shooter, I want to shoot thing you see.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Watchin the new defunctland and what do you mean the little star wars chicken robots are literally just controlled via steam decks
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Is it normal for a computer to do this?
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In the spirit of going dragon's dogmode again here's art I got aaaaaages back of Alistair running like hell with a @starlightnoelle.bsky.social over 'er shoulder
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
also, confirmed to be real mech media✔✔
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Remote Control Dany:

Robot Alchemic Drive's whole deal was established so early in this, like they have similar missions in both games, and it's so cool seeing where stuff from that game originates.

Also this one has a gllang equivalent and it sucks bad + some missions aren't great

Play it though
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
*insert additional cat-based pun here*

art by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
🤨❓
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Guess what? a new schedule this week, a shorter one, only two games this week. Will probably have 3 the next one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
yeah, yeah I see it
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Trynna be a cute gay thing then this happens

Featuring and By: @starlightnoelle.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM