Taking applicants for anyone who wants to crash a boat full of trans pirates into Westminster.
August 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Taking applicants for anyone who wants to crash a boat full of trans pirates into Westminster.
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i’ve never been one for toys and tools. i’ll use them if you like them, but there’s nothing like flesh on flesh to me.
June 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
i’ve never been one for toys and tools. i’ll use them if you like them, but there’s nothing like flesh on flesh to me.
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could you cook an entire cup of rice and eat it in one sitting for 5 million dollars? the catch: you're allowed to call the fire department as many times as you want, but $10 will be subtracted from your winnings each time you do unless you dial them by accident or just want to ask them a question
April 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
could you cook an entire cup of rice and eat it in one sitting for 5 million dollars? the catch: you're allowed to call the fire department as many times as you want, but $10 will be subtracted from your winnings each time you do unless you dial them by accident or just want to ask them a question
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they’ll have to shove me into a van chop my tits off and replace my face with a prosthetic replica of Andre the giant’s before I decide this is over
April 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
they’ll have to shove me into a van chop my tits off and replace my face with a prosthetic replica of Andre the giant’s before I decide this is over
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Did you know no matter what your government says you can still pick your own gender and that’s awesome
April 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Did you know no matter what your government says you can still pick your own gender and that’s awesome
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"Uh huhuh not YET anyway" shit yourself until you lose the capacity to make noise, imperialist ghoul. Holy shit. Read the room. I am asking you to PLEASE recognize that social problems exist outside of Burgerland and you're acting like vague threats of invasion are an appropriate counterpoint.
April 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"Uh huhuh not YET anyway" shit yourself until you lose the capacity to make noise, imperialist ghoul. Holy shit. Read the room. I am asking you to PLEASE recognize that social problems exist outside of Burgerland and you're acting like vague threats of invasion are an appropriate counterpoint.
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something I saw that might stop some of you from freaking out as much
April 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
something I saw that might stop some of you from freaking out as much
Thank you my liege
the three types of realization you're transfem
- I always knew I was really a woman
- I decided to experiment and the new thing was actually really fun
- I was saved at the last second from succumbing to The Abyss by my noble liege lord, estrogen, who halted me on my path towards self-obliteration
- I always knew I was really a woman
- I decided to experiment and the new thing was actually really fun
- I was saved at the last second from succumbing to The Abyss by my noble liege lord, estrogen, who halted me on my path towards self-obliteration
April 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Thank you my liege
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[Furiously typing out some egg cracking and transition encouragement] it is my duty to lesbians to maximize the number of fully realized women
March 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
[Furiously typing out some egg cracking and transition encouragement] it is my duty to lesbians to maximize the number of fully realized women
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arf arf, but alas i have a job
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 AM
arf arf, but alas i have a job
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"Judging people's morality by their taste in art is wrong" is obviously the correct point of view, but some people's taste almost feels like it's deliberately challenging me to believe the opposite.
November 18, 2024 at 3:20 PM
"Judging people's morality by their taste in art is wrong" is obviously the correct point of view, but some people's taste almost feels like it's deliberately challenging me to believe the opposite.