Gromit
@samsgromit.bsky.social
he/him Life companion of @scsmith4.bsky.social. Likes: Ribena, baking, reading. Dislikes: Being climbed on by small polar bears. V thinkful for a small dog.
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Gromit
@samsgromit.bsky.social
· Oct 8
hmmm. what to say to a new platform? er... hello?
i am an ace panromantic small ginger dog who likes biscuits, reading, occasional day trips, and good cups of tea. i am learning german very slowly.
there is probably more but that is a start.
i am an ace panromantic small ginger dog who likes biscuits, reading, occasional day trips, and good cups of tea. i am learning german very slowly.
there is probably more but that is a start.
we have decided to do a reverse heist and move in. we have narrowed it down to the miffy museum in utrecht, the dorsay, the fram museum in oslo, and the one in gothenburg with the animated dinosaurs.
If you could do a successful heist of any museum or gallery which would you choose and what would you take
February 16, 2026 at 10:57 AM
we have decided to do a reverse heist and move in. we have narrowed it down to the miffy museum in utrecht, the dorsay, the fram museum in oslo, and the one in gothenburg with the animated dinosaurs.
apparently we have a utilities checker-upper coming over at some point today so can we "behave please".
i do not know what she means.
i do not know what she means.
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 AM
apparently we have a utilities checker-upper coming over at some point today so can we "behave please".
i do not know what she means.
i do not know what she means.
it is cold and grey and we shall not be moving from under the blankets unless we really need too (to get more biscuits) yet again.
if anyone can bear the damp in their stuffing, they are welcome to come and join us for the extra warmth.
if anyone can bear the damp in their stuffing, they are welcome to come and join us for the extra warmth.
February 15, 2026 at 9:21 AM
it is cold and grey and we shall not be moving from under the blankets unless we really need too (to get more biscuits) yet again.
if anyone can bear the damp in their stuffing, they are welcome to come and join us for the extra warmth.
if anyone can bear the damp in their stuffing, they are welcome to come and join us for the extra warmth.
those of you who would like to share your pronouns and see which ones others use, this is the new way. subscribe to the feed then like the post that has your preferred pronouns.
more are being added so if yours are not there, you can ask.
more are being added so if yours are not there, you can ask.
Click into this thread to choose your displayed pronouns
February 15, 2026 at 9:19 AM
those of you who would like to share your pronouns and see which ones others use, this is the new way. subscribe to the feed then like the post that has your preferred pronouns.
more are being added so if yours are not there, you can ask.
more are being added so if yours are not there, you can ask.
public service announcement! i am told that tonys big chunky chocolate bars are on special offer, "like more than a quarter off", in sainsburys at the moment.
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
public service announcement! i am told that tonys big chunky chocolate bars are on special offer, "like more than a quarter off", in sainsburys at the moment.
*grumble mutter mumble*
Every inanimate object I've ever personified has been made alive with the aim and spirit, if not the talent, shown here.
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 12, 2026 at 9:44 AM
*grumble mutter mumble*
we are not even allowed tea after 4pm. not that this is what we are like if we do, honest.
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 AM
we are not even allowed tea after 4pm. not that this is what we are like if we do, honest.
BLOOOOONDIES!
i need to practice testing things are cooked a bit more, but sam says the stabby bit i left behind will make a good cutting guide when it is fully cooled off.
i need to practice testing things are cooked a bit more, but sam says the stabby bit i left behind will make a good cutting guide when it is fully cooled off.
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
BLOOOOONDIES!
i need to practice testing things are cooked a bit more, but sam says the stabby bit i left behind will make a good cutting guide when it is fully cooled off.
i need to practice testing things are cooked a bit more, but sam says the stabby bit i left behind will make a good cutting guide when it is fully cooled off.
@mrfhbear.bsky.social BADGER BADGER
Detox Doodles!
These animals are from my 100-day journey to swap scrolling for sketching: www.joyousjoyness.com/pages/detox-...
This page is about European Badgers!
#art #badger #sketch #DetoxDoodles #sciart #InkArt
These animals are from my 100-day journey to swap scrolling for sketching: www.joyousjoyness.com/pages/detox-...
This page is about European Badgers!
#art #badger #sketch #DetoxDoodles #sciart #InkArt
February 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
@mrfhbear.bsky.social BADGER BADGER
one positive thing about the continually rubbish weather is that sam is making lots of effort to keep the flat full of comfort food. it is important to keep up your energy up for when you really do have to leave the blanket nest on the sofa.
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
one positive thing about the continually rubbish weather is that sam is making lots of effort to keep the flat full of comfort food. it is important to keep up your energy up for when you really do have to leave the blanket nest on the sofa.
"that was supposed to be *my* perfect hat," sam sighs as she brings through fresh cuppas to find harry modelling it.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
"that was supposed to be *my* perfect hat," sam sighs as she brings through fresh cuppas to find harry modelling it.
ok, we have a limited number of saturn and astronaut speculaas biscuits left after the ones for birthdays have been packed away. good with a cuppa. first come first served!
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 AM
ok, we have a limited number of saturn and astronaut speculaas biscuits left after the ones for birthdays have been packed away. good with a cuppa. first come first served!
this is not a dog. this is an ewok.
This is Teddy. Despite his name, he is not actually a teddy bear that has come to life. Just happens to be an exceptionally soft and cute and cuddly little guy. 13/10 (IG: teddytheduke)
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 AM
this is not a dog. this is an ewok.
the mixer is out in the kitchen, making churning noises. i refuse to get excited. she has already said there is birthday baking to be done. still. we might be able to sneak some of the offerings to the baking gods.
February 2, 2026 at 12:47 PM
the mixer is out in the kitchen, making churning noises. i refuse to get excited. she has already said there is birthday baking to be done. still. we might be able to sneak some of the offerings to the baking gods.
oh heck. i am going to get hugged when she gets home.
Cycled to Vauxhall from work. My legs are soggy. My Frings is somehow simultaneously flat and three times its usual volume. My smile:
a close up of a white dog wearing a flower crown .
Alt: a close up of a white dog with its lips pulled back so it looks like it's grinning inanely
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
oh heck. i am going to get hugged when she gets home.
wir haben eine kleine frage for unsere deutsche freunden. tog ist non-binary ("i am just a bear," they say) aber wir wissen nicht wie mann sagt "they/them" und "non-binary" in deutsch. konntet ihr uns helfen?
we would also be interested in learning this in other languages if anyone could help.
we would also be interested in learning this in other languages if anyone could help.
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
wir haben eine kleine frage for unsere deutsche freunden. tog ist non-binary ("i am just a bear," they say) aber wir wissen nicht wie mann sagt "they/them" und "non-binary" in deutsch. konntet ihr uns helfen?
we would also be interested in learning this in other languages if anyone could help.
we would also be interested in learning this in other languages if anyone could help.
LOOKIT THE WOBBLY LITTLE ALIEN ROO!
✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨
Wobbly Joey!
Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!
#happy #kangaroo #babyanimal #cute #joyousjoyness #repost
Wobbly Joey!
Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!
#happy #kangaroo #babyanimal #cute #joyousjoyness #repost
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 AM
LOOKIT THE WOBBLY LITTLE ALIEN ROO!
all the pies!
✨ Sketching instead of Scrolling! ✨
Gentle nudge to remind you to do something other than scrolling, anything is better!
#tortoise #art #timelapse #sketch #DetoxDoodles #sciart
Gentle nudge to remind you to do something other than scrolling, anything is better!
#tortoise #art #timelapse #sketch #DetoxDoodles #sciart
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 AM
all the pies!
Reposted by Gromit
Daily bunny no.3214 shows an old friend around
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Daily bunny no.3214 shows an old friend around
tog says this is because they are sharing our baking with their relatives via the cayk tunnel.
*ponders* i suppose that is a good thing.
*ponders* i suppose that is a good thing.
January 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
tog says this is because they are sharing our baking with their relatives via the cayk tunnel.
*ponders* i suppose that is a good thing.
*ponders* i suppose that is a good thing.
essential thread
@samsgromit.bsky.social IT'S AN ACTUAL CAKE FRIDGE!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 10:58 AM
essential thread
hello friend.
yes, you.
i just wanted to say i am glad you exist.
yes, you.
i just wanted to say i am glad you exist.
January 29, 2026 at 10:17 AM
hello friend.
yes, you.
i just wanted to say i am glad you exist.
yes, you.
i just wanted to say i am glad you exist.
i like watching these doodles come to life anyway but this one is super special
✨ Sketching instead of Scrolling! ✨
Gentle nudge to remind you to do something other than scrolling, anything is better!
#PolarBear #bear #art #timelapse #sketch #DetoxDoodles #sciart
Gentle nudge to remind you to do something other than scrolling, anything is better!
#PolarBear #bear #art #timelapse #sketch #DetoxDoodles #sciart
January 28, 2026 at 11:06 AM
i like watching these doodles come to life anyway but this one is super special
suddenly craving cheese on toast for lunch
Is it about time that someone told @wiltshiremuseum.bsky.social that their "Tourmaline stone axe" is actually made of cheese?
January 27, 2026 at 10:19 AM
suddenly craving cheese on toast for lunch
Reposted by Gromit
I hope you are not stuck. I am a bear.
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I hope you are not stuck. I am a bear.