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Gromit
@samsgromit.bsky.social
he/him Life companion of @scsmith4.bsky.social. Likes: Ribena, baking, reading. Dislikes: Being climbed on by small polar bears. V thinkful for a small dog.
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hmmm. what to say to a new platform? er... hello?

i am an ace panromantic small ginger dog who likes biscuits, reading, occasional day trips, and good cups of tea. i am learning german very slowly.

there is probably more but that is a start.
my own history is only known as far back as asda 1995.
Our dogs' diversity can be traced back to the Stone Age
A new study suggests their physical transformation began much earlier than we previously thought.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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#fabulamurina (mouse story) 471
cave! dracunculus terribilis alas scorteas plaudit et flammam exhalat (Beware! The terrible dragon is flapping its leathery wings and breathing out flames).
noli te vexare, Silvius musculus est (Don't worry, it's Silvius the little mouse)!
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i wonder if this means there will be pretty sky lights over the ducks tonight? i will get out my big coat just in case.
We have upgraded our geomagnetic forecast today (12 November 2025) to the highest intensity level amid an ongoing solar storm.

Current predictions suggest that the activity will result in potentially the largest solar storm to hit our planet in over two decades.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
til i have an 18 inch chest and tummy. i had to put up with a lot of being tickled and having my feet played with while we measured.
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
bum. mum and dad are not coming to visit tomorrow after all. and yet sam is still talking about making sure they get their baking!
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
erm. has anyone seen a sam? or a flopsy? they are nowhere in the flat and i thought she was off work this week.
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
apparently we are getting two types of swirly bun this week! the cardamom ones are puffing up before they go in the oven today, and sam says we will get cinnamon ones on friday.
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
excellent news for small dogs.
Getting major jumper envy? Don’t worry, we have it in human and even dog sizes this year! 🎁

Find our Christmas jumper in-store and online: brnw.ch/21wXblO
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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I've got the
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
yes
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
we are all in shock.
I've somehow run out of flour. This is supposed to be impossible. I always have at least two spare bags in the cupboard!
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
LOOKIT THE TINY VAMPIRE KITTY!
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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This is delightful.
Halloween is almost upon us so I'm going to post some MONSTERS! Here's one of my contributions to the themonsterproject.org, a project where kids create hundreds of monsters & artists from all over the world put their spin on them.

This was 2017 & the original artist is Reagan!

#monster #3d #art
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
now you know what tog looks like when they have a snack
This is Hemlock. He chews in fast forward. 12/10 (TT: tooba.and.the.spots)
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
one of our friends from home has a small cow called moo who looks quite like this. i should get in touch to see how they are doing.
A wide-eyed dairy cow named Arthur is the mascot of Kagamiishi Town, Fukushima.
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
CAYK TUNNEL! CAYK TUNNEL! extra sticky spicy gooey gingerbread available now!
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ok, who inspired sam to put on BIG NOISY MUSIC?
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
when we go back to fishbourne, with tog for the twangdibulator and spare sunnies for me just in case, i would like to meet huxley and ask if he can reenact this obvious-important-archaeological-research look.
#SundayHuxley this week is a vintage pic of the day he discovered mud.
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
"why is it easier to book trains to amsterdam than it is to book them to go home after xmas?" sam grumbles.
ok. from this i am guessing (a) we are going to ams for her birthday this year (b) she has her xmas rota (c) we are preparing for "remember your pants this time" texts from mum and dad. again.
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i think this is the bed our niblings set up for me last time we visited. it was very comfy.
So the IKEA doll bed was finally back in stock: obviously I cracked and ordered one for the buns. 😅

#Housebunnies #Houserabbits
October 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
yes. we know the type.
This is Soybean. He's a little guy with a big personality, and we have a feeling only one of those things is going to change. 12/10 (IG: g.anjang2)
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
also known as sam
565) Dragonbot. A robot dragon friend. Collects 'treasure' for its hoard in the form of random household junk it likes the look of. A bit bitey. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
October 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
TERRIBLE NEWS from up the hill. the place that sells donuts as big as my head has closed! "i went to get us one to have with our cuppa and the note on the door says they have gone TO WEST SUSSEX," sam said in horror.
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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The biggest pink and the smaller pink have been out being responsible adults at #Bristol Aquarium… *hard bear stare* #Jaws #shark
October 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
we are back home and all awake in daylight and it is getting close to halloween and bonfire night, so sam says that as well as swirly buns there will be gingerbread being made today or this week. there are advantages to grey damp inside all day weather.
October 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM