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Milly Mammoth and Blueberry Bear
@millymammoth.bsky.social
Small mammoth of a nervous disposition. Housemate of Blueberry Bear who has a nose for mischief. Retired Girlguiding mascots. Enjoys gentle adventures, geocaching, cheese, cake, scones and chocolate. Drinks a lot of beer.
Blueberry Bear here - It's Blue Monday and that means that it's a great day to celebrate all things blue - including ME!!!

Also a great day to listen to New Order. 💙

#BlueMonday
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
'The snow hasn't lasted long, has it, Blueberry?' 'It was still pretty treacherous under paw on the way to the supermarket.' 'It wasn't that bad.' 'You're more an ice age creature than me, Milly.' #SnowMelt
January 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Everything coming from the States reminds me of this timeless wisdom from Doctor Who:
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
'You know Milly, it suddenly feels like the excuse we gave Professor Wriggles worth @Emergency_Teds feels less like an excuse, and more like a reason.' ❄️🌨️❄️ #Snow #SnowDay #StayHome
January 9, 2026 at 8:50 AM
'I'm not sure about our view being blocked, Blueberry.' 'Scaffolding does have a bit of a cage-y feel, doesn't it, Milly?' 'We could climb it and practice our #MountaineeringBears skills?' 'Not with the storm coming.' #StayHome
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
So sad that it's almost over 😓 #FreeCTBear
It’s an early start for CTB and Brigadier Boxy of the Special Bear Service as all the decorations come down and they start packing away the Christmas tree. “We’d better get this lot down before the Three Wise Bears arrive later today.” #Epiphany
January 6, 2026 at 6:44 AM
It's almost the end of CT Bear's Mission. 😓 #FreeCTBear
🎵“On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
…Twelve Lords a Leaping “🎵
12 copies of ‘Warlord’ magazine in fact, leaping back zombie-like as if it’s the 20th century all over again. “Tonight is #TwelfthNight - it’s only one more sleep until the loft box” says CT Bear. 💔
January 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Did a bit of moon gazing this evening. #SuperMoon
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
'Look, Blueberry, snow! Let's run out and frolick in it!' 'Nope! I'm going back to bed, Milly.' #hibernation #snowyday ❄️🌨️🥶
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 AM
'I can't believe we missed some of the chocolate decorations on the tree, Milly. I'm a bit disappointed in myself.' 'Human hid some of them really well, Blueberry. But now that the tree is down and we've found them...' *munch* *munch* *mumbles* 'it would be rude not to.' #SmallBearsLoveChocolate 🍫
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
We wholeheartedly approve of this Hogmanay breakfast suggestion 🫡😋
Classic New Year’s Day breakfast posted by ‘Homemade Scottish Recipes’ this morning.
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
We're awake and blearry eyed and have already been to our first #geocaching event this year. We have been recommended some new series to do, so we are making some lists. Or will, once we've had a nap 😴 #NewYearsDay
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 PM
We forgot to post this yesterday, but the day after Boxing Day is PIE Day!!!! We made an excellent turkey and leek pie, and had excellent beer to ho with it! #SmallBearsNeedBeer
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
To complete a special #geocaching challenge, we had to take our photo next to a 25. We scratched our heads where to find one that wasn't a random house, then remembered our boating bear friend @sonningbear.bsky.social told us that canal bridges have numbers!
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Merry Christmas Everybear! We had a big feast today including gingerbread stout cake! Although it suspiciously ended up with a hole through the middle*scratches head* #Christmas 🌲
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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“IT’S CHRISTMAS!” shouts Snowman in the style of Noddy Holder.
“It actually *is* the First Day of Christmas,” agrees CTB, “the Advent calendar has finished.”
“But the Twelve Days have only just beguuuuuuun” sings Snowman.
#HappyChristmas 🎄⛄️
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Thank you to all of our furends who gave us cards and gifts (we weren't allowed to open them until today). Sorry that we (as in Human) are rubbish at doing the same and will try to do better next year. Merry Christmas Everybear! #Christmas2025 #MerryChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
We are in our Christmas pyjamas and settling down to watch Muppets Christmas Carol and making a start on the most important parts of the season! #SmallBearsNeedBeer #SmallBearsLoveCheese #ChristmasEve
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Human has to Office today, so we are being #HelpfulBears by shaking all of the presents under the tree to check for anything breakable and shaking the tree to make sure the decorations are securely attached. 😇 #ChristmasEve
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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#Advent 24 - t’was Christmas Eve, babe, and in the drunk tank an old man said to me “won’t see another one” - yet here we are with another one again - its a repeat of the classic Pogues song recreated by the dangling duo.
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We had a trip to Canons Ashby @nationaltrust.org.uk to see our Small Human Cub friend and his parents. We had fun looking at all of the decorations and looked at the 12C priory church and found a geocache at a nearby 13C church. And there was cake! #SmallBearAdventures #Cake #cayk #geocaching
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Fueling ourselves at Cherry Reds before joining our pals for the Bearington Arms all dayer! #SmallBearsNeedBeer #SmallBearsNeedPancakes
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Out to PUB tonight with @BrumBeerBabs tonight with visits to BurningSoulBrew Attic Brewery Barrel Store and The Wolf. Many beers had, including a rather purple one with elderberries. Such a lovely bunch of women to spend time with! #SmallBearsNeedBeer
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's that time of year! 🕎 Would anyone like some? #SmallBearsLoveLatkesb
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Look at the sky, Blueberry! What's that saying about 'Pink sky in morning?' 'It means it's best just to go back to bed, Milly.' *yawns* #hiberation #pinksky
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM