Sam NeSmith
samnesmith.bsky.social
Sam NeSmith
@samnesmith.bsky.social
It’s Caswell Massey’s Rose scent if you’re interested
Just saw a TikTok lady claim that George Washington had a “signature scent”
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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NEWS: Libraries WIN in federal court!

A judge in RI issued a permanent injunction stopping the Administration from dismantling the Institute of Museum & Library Services and nullifying all actions taken to do so.

Read the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... (More to come from ALA)
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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BREAKING: every Republican has died
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
When I lovingly made fun of him for getting 1 like on this, @mcfunley.com said “whatever man, I don’t do it for the likes, I’m a true poster!” And reader, that’s why I married him.
Going to send the lady I saw on tiktok claiming to have channeled that Jar Jar is real this paper, which among other things concludes that Jar Jar must exist infinitely many times in an infinite ergodic space (i.e. a Tegmark Level I multiverse)
Took everyone a while to come to terms with the idea that if (1) space is infinite, (2) local conditions are random, and (3) randomness is described by a fixed bounded distribution, then there will be copies of us very far away! Infinitely many of them.

arxiv.org/abs/0905.128...
September 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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We’re going through so much and now they made the Cracker Barrel ugly 🥲
August 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Lost a few punk points when he said this out loud and then said, “gonna skeet this”
I am the most punk man on Coronado island right now
June 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I think that if you were not familiar with the supposed political values of the Democratic Party, its performance over the last five months would lead you to conclude that they are primarily a pro-genocide party with center right economics and a fierce commitment to loyalty and gate keeping.
June 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Hey Ben what was John Lewis known for? What is this book about?
June 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Ben Chestnut made $6B pretending to be progressive so that his employees would buy into his cult without demanding equity. Honestly the worst part about it is that he has nothing better to do with his life now than punch down on the social network for bland airheads (LinkedIn).
June 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Yeah it's really something to see a U.S. senator being hit with the same impossible compliance demands that the cops scream at people before shooting them during a stop
"Put your hands behind your back."

"I'm trying, you have to let go of them first."
June 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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We now have the details of the federal 2026 budget proposal, and it spells the end of IMLS. The request is $6,000,000 to "conduct an orderly closeout of IMLS."

Whatever happens in the 2 court cases would be moot if this passes.

bookriot.com/the-2026-fed...
The 2026 Federal Budget Proposal Shutters The Institute for Museum and Library Services
The details of the 2026 federal budget proposal spell out the goal of shutting down the Institute for Museum and Library services.
bookriot.com
June 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Stephen Lynch, aiming to be top Dem on the Oversight Cmte, blew up at a constituent who asked him to oppose the GOP.

"I get to decide that. I get to decide that. I get to decide that. I'm elected. I get to decide that. You wanna decide that? You need to run for Congress, okay? I get to decide that"
April 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
We’ve waited long enough, Joe Wright make a Persuasion movie right now
April 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Tik Tok they could never make me hate you
April 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Tradition states that last night Jesus emptied out all the jails. Spent Saturday night telling people “I don’t care what you did, people weren’t made for prisons.” The next day to prove His point He broke out of solitary. It is finished. Easter is incompatible with the carceral state. Happy Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Dogs love a job and cats do not dream of labor
April 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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yeah man, please make my 85 year
old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past
🧵 There are a lot of misleading claims out there about the SAVE Act. Let me set the record straight: I voted for the SAVE Act for the simple reason that American elections are for Americans. Requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote is common sense.
April 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Whoever you are, if you think the fascists won’t turn on you, too, you are a hopeless rube. Fascists are for crushing, not debating.
the very next post in this thread is "not even her lawyer knows where she is" and if you think they're gonna stop with non-citizens, I think in a year or two you're gonna be proven very wrong
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.

They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.

From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I loved the Severance finale for all its insanity and ambiguity. Also, I just cannot resist a marching band
March 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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"But I'm a citizen," you say. "This doesn't apply to me." It's a pretty short step from deporting lawful residents without due process to "show me your papers, you don't LOOK like a real American to ME" on the street.
Two high profile illegal detainment/deportment cases of *lawful residents* out of Logan Airport in Boston. This is a great thing to call your electeds about TODAY. ☎️ at reps.fyi
Chilling report from Brown University.

Administration advises all foreign students, staff, and faculty to postpone or reconsider (ie cancel) international travel, due to federal government's crackdown on universities.

Brown also warns against *domestic travel* -since it's unclear what ICE will do.
March 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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The collective memory of BlueSky, etc is much shorter than an election cycle. So in addition to notifying people when they can vote to replace cowards like @chuckschumer.com, we are trying to keep track of why we need to do this.

Scroll down to the "receipts" section here:
Let's Primary Chuck Schumer :: Primary Every Democrat!
Get notified when you can vote in your next local primary election.
primary.every.democrat
March 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM