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Sammy Mac
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Folk singer. Womble. Old building bore. Bookish guitar fiend. SW London. AFC Wimbledon 💛💙
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🎶 we're AFC Wimbledon, we own our own club 🎶

💛💙 #AFCW
Need to get drunk enough at work Christmas party to socialise, relax and interact normally with other human beings... but not so drunk that I reveal any of my true personality traits. Somewhere between 2 and 4 pints is where the magic happens. Herein lies The Game that is my life as a shy alcoholic
December 6, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Lads, where are all the cynical British lefties on this new app? Seriously might have to go back to Elon's incel app if I can't find any good Keithposting here.
November 27, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Feels like we're one or two loses/frustrating draws away from some serious fan discontent. A win away tonight and more importantly progression in the cup on Saturday are needed to quell mutinous voices #afcw
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November 26, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Hated that game so much. We got mugged by better tactical instructions again, not because the opposition had better players.

Seriously, why are we spamming it long at Stevens/Kelly for the last half hour of the game?! It's never worked and centre backs aren't at all troubled by it ffs #AFCW
November 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
My kid just asked me if a worm could do my job 🙃
November 23, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Why don't men dress like this anymore? Step it up, fellas #MensFashion
November 23, 2024 at 7:36 AM
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A better world is possible and the solution is simple.

Make the rich poorer.
November 22, 2024 at 9:55 AM
I've got my kid into He Man cartoons and it's really good. Peppa Pig, your regime is over! #IHaveThePower 🗡️
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November 22, 2024 at 8:47 AM
The best #AFCW content you'll read all week 💛💙
Wimbledon vs Walsall stats-based preview thread...
November 22, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Diet update:

Black coffee for breakfast.
Lunch was vegetables, chicken and rice.

Afternoon snack was a large box of Lindt chocolate balls

There's Ben and Jerry's in the freezer and it's calling my name.
November 21, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Bit cold innit #AFCW
November 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
@thegrimsqueaker.bsky.social hi mate who are the medieval dudes in your profile banner? Rouen Cathedral?
November 19, 2024 at 8:46 AM
🎶 we're AFC Wimbledon, we own our own club 🎶

💛💙 #AFCW
November 19, 2024 at 8:44 AM
10 bands/artists

- The Fat Ronaldos
- Ziggy era Bowie
- Baxter Dury
- Hamish Imlach
- Kirsty MacColl
- Half Man Half Biscuit
- Onj (cool boys from school who sound like The Coral)
- Pete Seeger
- Chain and the Gang
- old skull and crossbone pub rockers from my home town called The Worried Men
Ten bands/artists to get to know me in no particular order:

- The Menzingers
- PUP
- Against Me!
- Taylor Swift
- Spanish Love Songs
- Alkaline Trio
- Jeff Rosenstock
- The Mountain Goats
- Neutral Milk Hotel
- Chris Farren
Ten bands/artists to get to know me
In no particular order:

Propaghandi
Primus
Wu-Tang Clan
Lamb of God
Olivia Rodrigo (new development!)
Justin Timberlake
Deftones
Tool
Operation Ivy
Souls of Mischief
November 17, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Can Josie Long hurry up and get here so I can agree with all of her tweets and justify to myself that this isn't just a place for twee libs to do compound swearing
November 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Seeing all my old friends on here again
November 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Introduce yourself with four video games
November 17, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Love this away kit and pink goalie top. James Ball back in midfield again? #AFCW
Here’s how we line-up for today’s Sky Bet League Two fixture. 📋

#AFCW 🟡🔵
November 16, 2024 at 2:03 PM
The YouTuber has to pull one of these thumbnail faces for Mike to punch: 🤔 😱
November 16, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Want to see a former champ return to the scene of past glories tonight? Is he past it? Is this return just a cynical money move? Is he going to get battered?

Come and see me play some ropey old indie kid 2005 era guitar at the Hope and Anchor, Islington to find out more 🥊
November 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
November 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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Doctor Who is like if all the school bullies got together and performed a cruel sketch about what nerds like
July 7, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Every time the Paw Patrol dogs describe something as "pawsome" I actually flinch with how much I hate this show.

Will be very pleased when my kid grows out of this phase.
November 15, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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Indeed.
November 15, 2024 at 6:43 AM