"The SEC is just so much deeper, you take so much punishment week to week, blah blah blah" SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! I don't even care if it's true, just shut the fuck up. Nobody made you take Texas and Oklahoma! You did it for the money, and now we should feel bad for you, too?
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"The SEC is just so much deeper, you take so much punishment week to week, blah blah blah" SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! I don't even care if it's true, just shut the fuck up. Nobody made you take Texas and Oklahoma! You did it for the money, and now we should feel bad for you, too?
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What an interesting coincidence.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an interesting coincidence.
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
The crushing disappointment of excitedly turning to Fox to watch the World Cup draw only to be met with Trump and Kevin Hart
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The crushing disappointment of excitedly turning to Fox to watch the World Cup draw only to be met with Trump and Kevin Hart
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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So folks, you hear? There's this word the muslims like a lot, it's Habibi. Zohran called me habibi. I think it means I'm a sultan, the greatest sultan ever. Too smart for the likes of tiny Jafar.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So folks, you hear? There's this word the muslims like a lot, it's Habibi. Zohran called me habibi. I think it means I'm a sultan, the greatest sultan ever. Too smart for the likes of tiny Jafar.
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Zohran coaxing out smiles Eric and Don Jr. have never seen
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Zohran coaxing out smiles Eric and Don Jr. have never seen
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
Fuck you George Springer, you absolute bitch
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fuck you George Springer, you absolute bitch
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Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
We’ve reached the point in autumn where the first thing I think about after getting out of bed on a Sunday morning is finding and eating a cinnamon roll the size of my fucking face
October 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We’ve reached the point in autumn where the first thing I think about after getting out of bed on a Sunday morning is finding and eating a cinnamon roll the size of my fucking face
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Gunner Stockton looks like Brandon Flowers on testosterone replacement therapy
October 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Gunner Stockton looks like Brandon Flowers on testosterone replacement therapy
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I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.
Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
October 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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Hoping my Mariners fan friends live the dream (sweep every series, win world championship, pop champagne as meteor erases humanity, die on top and freed from Mariners baseball forever)
October 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hoping my Mariners fan friends live the dream (sweep every series, win world championship, pop champagne as meteor erases humanity, die on top and freed from Mariners baseball forever)
Sincere question: is Washington's resume better than Oregon's right now? Oregon: Oklahoma State, Penn State, Northwestern and Oregon State are all bad to mid at best. Washington: Only loss is to #1, who they hung w/ for a half, WSU nearly beat Ole Miss on the road today, Maryland is decent...idk?
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sincere question: is Washington's resume better than Oregon's right now? Oregon: Oklahoma State, Penn State, Northwestern and Oregon State are all bad to mid at best. Washington: Only loss is to #1, who they hung w/ for a half, WSU nearly beat Ole Miss on the road today, Maryland is decent...idk?
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It’s pronounced cyclist.
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s pronounced cyclist.
The 2-2-1-1-1 format in a series between two cities as far apart as Toronto and Seattle is fucking sadistic, but to the extent one team could have an advantage, Seattle has logged almost 20k (!!!) more miles this season than Toronto - so if any team is equipped to handle it, it's them
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The 2-2-1-1-1 format in a series between two cities as far apart as Toronto and Seattle is fucking sadistic, but to the extent one team could have an advantage, Seattle has logged almost 20k (!!!) more miles this season than Toronto - so if any team is equipped to handle it, it's them
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Get A-Rod off my fucking TV during the Mariners celebration
October 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Get A-Rod off my fucking TV during the Mariners celebration