Sam Higenbottam
@samhigenbottam.bsky.social
Loud, energetic greengrocer persona
I think the corporate element of the plot of the film The Insider just happened.
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I think the corporate element of the plot of the film The Insider just happened.
I hadn't appreciated It Ain't Half Hot Mum was trying to become Prime Minister
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I hadn't appreciated It Ain't Half Hot Mum was trying to become Prime Minister
Disappointed that Rachel Reeves invented the concept of fiscal drag with this budget. It's the sort of thing you'd expect the Tories to implement back in 2021 and lock in until 2028.
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Disappointed that Rachel Reeves invented the concept of fiscal drag with this budget. It's the sort of thing you'd expect the Tories to implement back in 2021 and lock in until 2028.
Might steal this for my end of year review
Trump is so far detached from reality it’s absurd. It’s past time to talk seriously about the 25th Amendment.
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Might steal this for my end of year review
Dear the BBC.
You edited together a video that suggested I did something that I did actually do.
$1bn please.
You edited together a video that suggested I did something that I did actually do.
$1bn please.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Dear the BBC.
You edited together a video that suggested I did something that I did actually do.
$1bn please.
You edited together a video that suggested I did something that I did actually do.
$1bn please.
Helpfully, another reason never to buy a Tesla.
Ok, but Tesla is currently at 7.2 million sales in 9 years, sales have slowed down and to make the first step towards his trillion dollar salary he needs to sell 20 million cars. I don’t think any of this is going to happen.
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Helpfully, another reason never to buy a Tesla.
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I like it when Paul Thomas Anderson is very clear about the content of his films.
Q: Can I expect to see any blood in this picture?
A: THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Q: Does your new film feature any battles? And if so, to what frequency?
A: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
Q: Can I expect to see any blood in this picture?
A: THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Q: Does your new film feature any battles? And if so, to what frequency?
A: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
September 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
September 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Pleased to report that Mike Flanagan continues to cast his incredibly talented and incredibly hot wife in his films and TV shows.
August 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Pleased to report that Mike Flanagan continues to cast his incredibly talented and incredibly hot wife in his films and TV shows.
Pleased to see the Ben Fogle Four on last night's #TotP @flyinginside.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Pleased to see the Ben Fogle Four on last night's #TotP @flyinginside.bsky.social
Trump to Ukraine : "I've got you a peace deal, you'll have to give up all your land"
August 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Trump to Ukraine : "I've got you a peace deal, you'll have to give up all your land"
Looking for the <private jet> tickbox on our Gifts and Entertainment form at work.
May 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Looking for the <private jet> tickbox on our Gifts and Entertainment form at work.
RFK Jr's thing appears to be "this thing was / wasn't like that in my day"
I hope nobody shows him the fields near where he grew up.
I hope nobody shows him the fields near where he grew up.
April 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
RFK Jr's thing appears to be "this thing was / wasn't like that in my day"
I hope nobody shows him the fields near where he grew up.
I hope nobody shows him the fields near where he grew up.
Willing to bet anyone working in ICE/Border Control is a massive racist.
April 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Willing to bet anyone working in ICE/Border Control is a massive racist.
Imagine tanking a planet just because your father never hugged you.
April 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Imagine tanking a planet just because your father never hugged you.
TVs that default to a busy menu screen showing every available option / source when you first switch them on, rather than just the last channel you were watching, though.
March 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
TVs that default to a busy menu screen showing every available option / source when you first switch them on, rather than just the last channel you were watching, though.
There is only one other person on this planet that could direct this sequence at the same level, and they've used his soundtrack:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABx...
Richie Steps Up at the Michelin Star Restaurant - Scene | The Bear | FX
YouTube video by FX Networks
www.youtube.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
There is only one other person on this planet that could direct this sequence at the same level, and they've used his soundtrack:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABx...
Difficult to express in words how good this week's Severance was.
February 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Difficult to express in words how good this week's Severance was.
Christina Applegate, you gotta put me on
January 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Christina Applegate, you gotta put me on
My annual reminder that dental hygienist work is significantly less comfortable than two rounds of root canal surgery.
January 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
My annual reminder that dental hygienist work is significantly less comfortable than two rounds of root canal surgery.
RFK looks like Cohaagen when he falls out of that chute into the Mars atmosphere.
January 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
RFK looks like Cohaagen when he falls out of that chute into the Mars atmosphere.