Sam Higenbottam
@samhigenbottam.bsky.social
Loud, energetic greengrocer persona
Dear the BBC.
You edited together a video that suggested I did something that I did actually do.
$1bn please.
You edited together a video that suggested I did something that I did actually do.
$1bn please.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Dear the BBC.
You edited together a video that suggested I did something that I did actually do.
$1bn please.
You edited together a video that suggested I did something that I did actually do.
$1bn please.
Helpfully, another reason never to buy a Tesla.
Ok, but Tesla is currently at 7.2 million sales in 9 years, sales have slowed down and to make the first step towards his trillion dollar salary he needs to sell 20 million cars. I don’t think any of this is going to happen.
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Helpfully, another reason never to buy a Tesla.
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I like it when Paul Thomas Anderson is very clear about the content of his films.
Q: Can I expect to see any blood in this picture?
A: THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Q: Does your new film feature any battles? And if so, to what frequency?
A: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
Q: Can I expect to see any blood in this picture?
A: THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Q: Does your new film feature any battles? And if so, to what frequency?
A: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
September 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
September 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Pleased to report that Mike Flanagan continues to cast his incredibly talented and incredibly hot wife in his films and TV shows.
August 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Pleased to report that Mike Flanagan continues to cast his incredibly talented and incredibly hot wife in his films and TV shows.
Pleased to see the Ben Fogle Four on last night's #TotP @flyinginside.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Pleased to see the Ben Fogle Four on last night's #TotP @flyinginside.bsky.social
Trump to Ukraine : "I've got you a peace deal, you'll have to give up all your land"
August 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Trump to Ukraine : "I've got you a peace deal, you'll have to give up all your land"
Looking for the <private jet> tickbox on our Gifts and Entertainment form at work.
May 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Looking for the <private jet> tickbox on our Gifts and Entertainment form at work.
RFK Jr's thing appears to be "this thing was / wasn't like that in my day"
I hope nobody shows him the fields near where he grew up.
I hope nobody shows him the fields near where he grew up.
April 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
RFK Jr's thing appears to be "this thing was / wasn't like that in my day"
I hope nobody shows him the fields near where he grew up.
I hope nobody shows him the fields near where he grew up.
Willing to bet anyone working in ICE/Border Control is a massive racist.
April 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Willing to bet anyone working in ICE/Border Control is a massive racist.
Imagine tanking a planet just because your father never hugged you.
April 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Imagine tanking a planet just because your father never hugged you.
TVs that default to a busy menu screen showing every available option / source when you first switch them on, rather than just the last channel you were watching, though.
March 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
TVs that default to a busy menu screen showing every available option / source when you first switch them on, rather than just the last channel you were watching, though.
There is only one other person on this planet that could direct this sequence at the same level, and they've used his soundtrack:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABx...
Richie Steps Up at the Michelin Star Restaurant - Scene | The Bear | FX
YouTube video by FX Networks
www.youtube.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
There is only one other person on this planet that could direct this sequence at the same level, and they've used his soundtrack:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABx...
Difficult to express in words how good this week's Severance was.
February 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Difficult to express in words how good this week's Severance was.
Christina Applegate, you gotta put me on
January 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Christina Applegate, you gotta put me on
My annual reminder that dental hygienist work is significantly less comfortable than two rounds of root canal surgery.
January 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
My annual reminder that dental hygienist work is significantly less comfortable than two rounds of root canal surgery.
RFK looks like Cohaagen when he falls out of that chute into the Mars atmosphere.
January 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
RFK looks like Cohaagen when he falls out of that chute into the Mars atmosphere.
Pleased to report Chalamet was superb.
January 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Pleased to report Chalamet was superb.
My Bluesky feed is 90% Lynch, right now. A good indication that I'm following the correct people. RIP. An absolute titan.
January 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My Bluesky feed is 90% Lynch, right now. A good indication that I'm following the correct people. RIP. An absolute titan.
Using generative AI yourself is inherently lame as it's a clear admission of being crap and/or a cheapskate.
January 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Using generative AI yourself is inherently lame as it's a clear admission of being crap and/or a cheapskate.
Reposted by Sam Higenbottam
tech bros: we built a machine that can tell you stuff loudly and confidently!
us: cool. is it right about stuff?
tech bros: we cannot stress enough how loud and confident it is!
us: cool. is it right about stuff?
tech bros: we cannot stress enough how loud and confident it is!
January 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
tech bros: we built a machine that can tell you stuff loudly and confidently!
us: cool. is it right about stuff?
tech bros: we cannot stress enough how loud and confident it is!
us: cool. is it right about stuff?
tech bros: we cannot stress enough how loud and confident it is!