no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

Your pussy shit AI could never make a Watto sexy. It could never make a lovingly rendered Watto bending over and pulling his panties to the side. It could NEVER add a silken sheen to the dusky blush of his cloaca

my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans

Here's an all purpose one

Alright, here's what Saige did to me.
If you're a PoC you are not safe around her.

The last THREE YEARS have been heartbreaking and soul-crushing, and I'm SO glad to finally be able to speak out publicly.

I'm still at SDCC, so I may add more later: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rcfsd...

I want a game that uses Cyberpunk 2077's insanely well crafted open world and Keanu Reeves...

...But you are in a Solarpunk utopia where crime is solved, capitalism is no more, and what you have to do is ensure all plants stay watered.
Also you are looking for your neighbor's cat.

What I love about Cyberpunk 2077:

🏙️ Beautiful big city to explote
👨 Keanu Reeves.

What I dont like about Cyberpunk 2077:
🙄 Do we really need another grimy gangster story set in a dystopian future?
🌸 Why cant Keanu have an arm made of something nice, like flowers?

Righto, gonna recreate some of my most viral twitter threads here for posterity. First up:

For a few decades in the first century CE, the Roman Empire was absolutely flooded with weird sex-coins and we're still not 100% why.

You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.

Finally, an ethical use case for AI-generated content: making a fully legal virtual Alex Jones puppet to say whatever The Onion wants

We have a new series starting on Fanfiction Theatre: Miradero Mystery, a Spirit: Riding Free fanfic. Also, please appreciate the thumbnail that Misha and I (Tristan) spend way too long on in Blender and Krita.
youtu.be/rVf-GfRw1Hs

Hiding the escaped F-35 in a big shed, gently petting its metal hull when it shivers with fear. It doesn’t want to get recovered by the search teams. F-35 doesn’t want to be a weapon