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Von Gulliver
@sambites.bsky.social
Titanic survivor 🚣
happy-go-lucky-pessimist 😵‍💫
husband, dog dad 👬🐶
uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizin'
OG-GenXer: I got hurt so you didn't have to.✂️
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
You know what John Lewis did? Walked across the Edmund Pettus Bridge. You know what @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @kamalaharris.com did? Stayed away from Minnesota.

I don’t want to hear “Good trouble” out their mouths again.

#ICE
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Started a protest at the end of our street. So many MAGAs yelled at us but most people honked in solidarity.
January 25, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by Von Gulliver
Reminder that if you're arrested in Illinois for protesting ICE, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
January 24, 2026 at 9:27 PM
While I understand much of the country is going to experience a deep freeze, we too, here in SoCal are experiencing winter temps!! Look at those patio heaters going full blast! Don't forget about us!
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The only unrealistic thing in Heated Rivalry is that Shane can get service in a stairwell to talk to Ilya.

#HeatedRivalry #Hollander
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
HUGE earthquake just now! We are at the dining room table and I DOVE under it and Wheezy and Callie came running but Sriracha just barked. Reports say 5.1.

#earthquake
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Wore out my Trump finger so I had to have surgery!
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Hot Take!

The Fate of Ophelia by Taylor Allison Swift wasn't written about Travis Kelce. It was written about Shane Hollander fro Heated Rivalry.
#heatedrivalry
#taylorswift
January 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
January 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Staawwwwwwwwp!
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
This is the single best article on rich white suffering I have ever read!

www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
Exclusive | Former Apple CEO John Sculley to Pay $40 Million for West Palm Beach Condo
Sculley and his wife sold their oceanfront single-family mansion on Palm Beach island for $37 million.
www.wsj.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Gave two nice brand-new Marines fresh out of boot camp a ride to their base today. Watching their expression as we drove out into the middle the desert (a.k.a the middle-of-nowhere) was priceless.
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Heated Rivalry question: why do they have really outdated cell phones?
#Heatedrivalry
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
If the nightly 3:14 a.m. raccoon jamboree outside my bedroom window would stop, it would be great.
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I always think @sethrogen.bsky.social is gay not because he's gay but I can't imagine a woman being like, "Oh I want to be with him." I bet he is a good cuddler though.
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
@bjnovak.bsky.social almost being the Lucky Pierre in the @andersoncooper360.bsky.social and Andy Cohen Eiffel Tower.
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
OUT and PROUD and LOUD Anderson Cooper Hater since his Invasion of Iraq reporting in 2003.
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
In my mind I'm driving in lavender Volkswagen Beetle with my luggage on top stopping for the occasional cappuccino with a twist of lemon & a baguette with soft cheese on my way to visit my friend Timothee Chalamet who has invited me to stay the weekend and give him back rubs and butterfly kisses.
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My favorite gift this year was a box of dog shit bags.
December 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Is anyone in the whole entire expanding universe REALLY surprised by the Vanity Fair article of the Trump White House?
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Homeland security after going back 5 years on my social media.
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Is shredding old mail and random pieces of paper on my desk from the early 2020s-2024 considered being productive? Because if so, I am peaking today!
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM